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Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by 190: 11:01pm On Dec 17, 2008
@ nana
dont worry na cos ur bf neva use am 4 u, by the tym he does
u wud pack ur bags dnt worry, u ehhen i go catch u tongue
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by nana(f): 1:39pm On Dec 18, 2008
190:

@ nana
don't worry na because ur boyfriend never use am for you, by the time he does
u would pack ur bags dnt worry, u ehhen i go catch u tongue
Lol. Sharrap Dia!
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by tytylayor: 2:22pm On Dec 18, 2008
blackmann:

[b]I've done nothing really crazy to my "soulmate" except to want to strip her to her undies and give her a full sensual massage(which she hasn't agreed to yet on conditions best known to her), but i did something very crazy to one girl i dated in the past.

She came down from school to see me. just finished my exams and had nothing to do, nd i didn't want to go home yet. she came to spend a weekend. One nyt we were making out, while i was huffing and puffing on her, she just lay there like a log of wood, not moving, not making a sound, just staring at the ceiling. It got to a point she told me to come quickly that she wanted to sleep. Hw embarrased i was. to make matters worse, she got a call from one of her friends and told her that she was relaxing.
Early the folowing morning, i got up, went to Sabo, and found one mallam there. I told him i need a few doses of burantashi(all these local herbs hausa's make for sex enhancement). he told me to dissolve it in a bottle of guiness and drink it a full hour before the main action. For good measure, i bought a small tin of chinese balm.

that night, she just lay there, expecting the same performance as the night before. Na so i take style rub some of the balm on the condom i wore and na so I begin. The girl think say na play when i do first round, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round, and i never stop. Na so she begin beg me say make i stop say her toto dey on fire, but trust me i no gree. i just poured some more baby oil over my very stiff privates, rubbed some inside her p&ssy walls, held her hands above her head and hammered away. by the time i finally stopped, she was shaking like a wet miserable dog on a cold rainy day. She had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till the following morning. suffice to say, she no wait till monday wey she pack her load run. She told me before she left that unless i kill her first, she no go gree make i Bleep am again. [/b]

too bad, so u mean without burantashi u cnt perform, u r not a real man tongue
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by skfa1: 2:37pm On Dec 18, 2008
@ Blackman

Lol grin
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blackmann(m): 4:40pm On Dec 18, 2008
tytylayor:

too bad, so u mean without burantashi u cnt perform, u r not a real man tongue

SHARRAPPP THERE!!!! U wan sabi whether i can perform without burantashi ko? I tell u what. Come spend a weekend with me here and u'll find out. By the time i handle u finish and monday reach, i swear u'll not want to have anything to do with ur boyfriend again cheesy. Ka ji ko?
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by tytylayor: 4:44pm On Dec 18, 2008
i no fit believe u again, cozz even if u perform daada, u don tke burantashi for corner tongue
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blackmann(m): 5:26pm On Dec 18, 2008
Okay no vex. Na the first and last time i take am then. Ok?
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by tRoOE(f): 7:23am On Dec 19, 2008
that night, she just lay there, expecting the same performance as the night before. Na so i take style rub some of the balm on the condom i wore and na so I begin. The girl think say na play when i do first round, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round, and i never stop. Na so she begin beg me say make i stop say her toto dey on fire, but trust me i no gree. i just poured some more baby oil over my very stiff privates, rubbed some inside her p&ssy walls, held her hands above her head and hammered away. by the time i finally stopped, she was shaking like a wet miserable dog on a cold rainy day. She had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till the following morning. suffice to say, she no wait till monday wey she pack her load run. She told me before she left that unless i kill her first, she no go gree make i Bleep am again.

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Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blokoncept(m): 1:26pm On Dec 19, 2008
wooh.this is crazy.you guys are wounderful!
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by steve49ja(m): 2:58pm On Dec 19, 2008
Emm me i no know oh is it when i gave her my phone number? my line has never been the same since that day
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by iz2much: 3:45pm On Dec 19, 2008
She was hungry and the reaction i read is sex, so i had sex with instead of buying her food
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by dollyn(f): 10:58pm On Dec 20, 2008
@blackmann kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpaaaaaaaaaaaa.clap 4 urslf.u don try o.bt im sure it was in u dreams sha.berra wake up.wt are u filin like?like one sexsuperstar?abegi na only mouth u get.
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by meta4(m): 6:42pm On Dec 21, 2008
i travelled from zamfara to abuja to see her at work after her break i told her i was going back. she tried to convince me to stay but i refused. in front of her i took a car to be park only to tell the driver to take me back home,during this time i refused picking her calls too. i prepared a candle light dinner.
when she came back, she opened the door only to see the surprise. you can only imagine what she did to me!!!
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blokoncept(m): 1:37pm On Dec 22, 2008
i cant forget the day she slap me and i did back to her,
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blackmann(m): 10:09am On Dec 23, 2008
dollyn:

@blackmann kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpaaaaaaaaaaaa.clap 4 urslf.u don try o.bt I'm sure it was in u dreams sha.berra wake up.wt are u filin like?like one sexsuperstar?abegi na only mouth u get.

Na only mouth i get abi? Come my side for this Xmas nd I go show u say no be only mouth i get. Na only me go dey house starting from today till after new year. I fit pay ya flight ticket if u no get transport money.
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by dollyn(f): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2008
@blackmann.so ure telin me dt wtout u being the only one in ur house,u no fit bring babe cum sleep.u no even gt liver.anywy i dont ve ur time.me cum 2 ur house 4 wt now.God forbid.i(olorun majeooooo)
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by darellone: 4:51pm On Dec 23, 2008
Intentionally bitten her kitten
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blackmann(m): 5:23pm On Dec 23, 2008
dollyn:

@blackmann.so ure telin me dt wtout u being the only one in ur house,u no fit bring babe come sleep.u no even gt liver.anywy i don't ve ur time.me come 2 ur house 4 wt now.God forbid.i(olorun majeooooo)

Because say na so dem dey carry u go sleep for man house abi? O ma pele gaan. Eyin omo Olorun.
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by dollyn(f): 7:11pm On Dec 23, 2008
@blackmann.hey are u getin angry already?oya ma binu.its jst dt i go out wt real men nt people who cant perform wtout some local stuffs.sory abt dt.hpe ure fine.merry xmas n happy new year in advance o.blackmann my friend.
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by Nobody: 4:48pm On Dec 24, 2008
after drinking peppersoup i went down on her without her knowing ive drank PPS before, u shud ive seen the way she clawed my neck
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by blackmann(m): 9:16am On Jan 06, 2009
dollyn:

@blackmann.hey are u getin angry already?oya ma binu.its jst dt i go out wt real men nt people who can't perform wtout some local stuffs.sory about dt.hpe ure fine.merry xmas n happy new year in advance o.blackmann my friend.

I no vex o my dear. Merry Xmas nd happy new year to u too in arrears.
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by Ben13: 9:21am On Jan 06, 2009
youmour:

after drinking peppersoup i went down on her without her knowing ive drank PPS before, u should ive seen the way she clawed my neck

don't seem get you
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by makapella(m): 6:16pm On Jan 06, 2009
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate
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[color=#006600]@abbygal[color=#006600]yh rite. . . dnt have a soulmate or waeva its called. [color=#990000][/color]
we could be soulmates baby.think abt it.im also disciplined bt im nt tryin 2 blow ma trumpet
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by rapturesypha: 11:38am On Jun 08, 2012
nana:
U harsh! cheesy
grin
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Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by koozy(m): 12:15pm On Jun 08, 2012
So this chick, I put my d1ck in her ear and phucked her brains out!!! grin grin
Re: Confession:what's Craziest Thing U've Ever Did To ur Soulmate by drnoel: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2012
this is an old post please lets kill it or resurect it properly

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