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clem wetin correct for dat tlk nw

wat a qweshuns, ask seun na

romade:
oku obirin na u go pass away for us to chop akara & buy aso ebi subbish

Wats d meanin of dat? mind ur typings

God help her, let it not go beyond dis

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When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her



But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"




If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"



If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"





If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"



If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"








If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"



If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"





What A World Is this



Please help me god
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gabrywyl:
Who be Michael Jackson?

ur next relation

am ok

n i love u as such. dats wat i call sensitivity

_{*passing by*}

Deshannel:
hey tyty darling
hope you know go do wetin the poster babe do am

me? olohun maje, i dnt do two

hehehe. . . ,

Adam Brody:
What happened to get hurt while trying to love?

@poster

No mind all these people jare! When the girl fashi u finish because you de still love up and hope e go better, na them go still yab you for NL come de advise you make you take Heart because she wasnt meant to be for you and you go find another person wey go love you!, psssff!

Abeg free am fast and tell her to waka or better still, play tom and jerry with her, find another cute chick codedly so in case she break up with you, aluta continua and even if she no break up with you, your having 2 for the price of one!
All these chicks fit make you go astray if you no wise up now, na decieve them de decieve you!

seconded

KunleOshob:
I thought you would have been banned by now

after u nw

i tire to finish my laff

nkan to ba wun enibodi lon le fenu won so

u still never wake up?

romade:
hey no hard filins, u can av my left ova ,mind ya she isnt that _{good bedmatically}

continue in ur daydreaming

romade is ungbadun

and notin do am

emmyjojo:
tyty, how much u wan sell that ur slippers sef?

u 4gt say d patient na romade?

sylve11:
like that of urs?

she no wan sell, if u wan buy go the nearest market.


@ololumi how u dey?

ololumi, i dey nw, u no trust me? leave dose bad belle dem

romade:
we r just wakin kip ur kiss 4 now

wake up from ur dream

michelin:
where you there at the scene and how did you manage to know that the next guy in ward was very interested in making an offer for the slips but you mess up ooo u no tell us how much they guy wan pay for the bata, she make i laugh abi make vess or bone or even fact all the way sha eno sweet try another one may i go fit to laugh


sorry i forget nice joke you try well well but na later i con laff

u r a slow thinker

lancaster:
abeg sell d slippers now,

tlk to romade

yabman, welkum bak, hw e dey affect u na?

modifire, tnk u

wia ur own?

ololumi, i dey jare

wetin concern nanamu for we tlk

like u

o ti fugi leamon

u r absolutely running mad, ur not going mad

who ask u

Ben20001:
Skeletons in my own cupboard is not necessary at this juncture.





_{she leaves! period}

wat if its on ur side?

A doctor has some trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told that it's his day off.

"But I get called out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated." So, the plumber relents.

The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow."

see ur dull brain