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F'SHIP IS NOT COLLECTION OF HEART
BUT IT IS SELECTION OF HEART
ALL FRIEND ARE NOT TRUE
BUT TRUE FRIEND ARE VERY FEW
AND I ALWAYS LIKE YOU, ask the GOD to
Always protects you and bless you:



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see as u dey display craziness

better
c cap dey fall from my head
and d shoe self no gree enter

huh me?

lmao

call it anytin

not thief, anoda ole (coward)

gbeborun

original bastarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

ole ni jor

i dnt sleep

clemcykul:
ohh lawdieee

this must be a nitemare

*exits thread via a nearby window*

where do u tink u r runnin to _{*drags clemcy bak*} hypocrite, sit down there

aiit, ololumi tnx jor

i said u shud explain d joke, abi o gboran mo

u ofcourse

ki lon se eyin mejeji, romade, clem no gree for u wen u been toast her

its ok o

chest hair ke? abi d ones surrounding his anaconda

lol gud for u

aww, tnk God u r bak, they almost eat me up, didnt u see d way i cried? hmm, millsed u too

gaby and clem, oti ka lo ju yin abi ololumi is bak

Tgirl4real:
tyty,

come for ur interview jo o

Clemcykul,

one princesa girl is asking that u be interviewed

@ where? is it with clem? i dnt wnt o

monkey
cozz she jumps from one forum to another

i just pretend i no see all dis till syl com

but i trust him sha, xcept if gaby has prepared afang soup

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child.

The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, 'Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.

The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something awesome!

How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:

Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one is black!

The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated
evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is
this William Wagenhoss?"

This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is
calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The
Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that
and then I asked him if he knew William personally and why
was he was calling this number I then said off to the side
, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood."
I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that
he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line
because we had already traced this call and he would be
receiving a su mmons to appear in the local courthouse to
testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name,
address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for,
how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had
been about one hour before he made this call. The
telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were
given in a shaky voice.

I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his
work place and the police were entering the building to take
him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and
the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears
streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her
for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but oh-so-very
enjoyable