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Jokes EtcRe: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 2:23pm On Nov 24, 2008
migines, ur pressure shocked shocked kpele o

clem u no say for my town (ota) na taboo to laff na angry angry sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Male Wisdom by tytylayor: 2:18pm On Nov 24, 2008
wen u turn tyty huh shocked tke ya time o wink

@clem

mo wa pa jare, watta gwan gann ni grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 2:12pm On Nov 24, 2008
moyon, welkum toady wink
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 2:08pm On Nov 24, 2008
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner.


bad boi cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 1:56pm On Nov 24, 2008
u gat it lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 1:31pm On Nov 24, 2008
stay there make pant dey wear u

@clem
cheesy cheesy no worry
Jokes EtcRe: Love Is Blind: Seriously: Check Out These Pics by tytylayor: 1:27pm On Nov 24, 2008
clemcykul:
lol tyty wetin na?
they say d guy is a nigerian sad angry
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 1:23pm On Nov 24, 2008
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 1:21pm On Nov 24, 2008
tnx clem
Jokes EtcRe: Male Wisdom by tytylayor: 1:19pm On Nov 24, 2008
u say
Jokes EtcRe: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 1:11pm On Nov 24, 2008
tnx
Jokes EtcRe: A New Id Suggestion by tytylayor: 1:09pm On Nov 24, 2008
dnt u like it? but missmugu do wellwell sha cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 1:03pm On Nov 24, 2008
Police in lagos had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup.

When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
Jokes EtcRe: Love Is Blind: Seriously: Check Out These Pics by tytylayor: 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2008
angry angry sad angry sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2008
gud u kno u r just playin arround, coz if i shud see any of u near my syl?? hmm i comment my reserve
Jokes EtcRe: Scrabble Words. by tytylayor: 12:52pm On Nov 24, 2008
good job grin
Jokes EtcRe: Issssssuessss by tytylayor: 12:30pm On Nov 24, 2008
ok
Jokes EtcRe: Re: Lady Next Door by tytylayor: 12:27pm On Nov 24, 2008
make una leave dis poster abeg
Jokes EtcRe: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 12:22pm On Nov 24, 2008
y r you to fighting over wats not urs huh n wat u cnt get huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by tytylayor: 12:13pm On Nov 24, 2008
its ok nw, am here, syl wen did i turn ur cook huh sad
Jokes EtcRe: Up Weeeeeeee by tytylayor(op): 12:09pm On Nov 24, 2008
which kain laff be dat huh
Jokes EtcRe: Lady Next Door by tytylayor(op): 12:01pm On Nov 24, 2008
sima:
see ur yeye eye . . . if them dey thank anybody, na mi be first on d list tongue
na u b d lady nxt door nw, who nor know
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here by tytylayor: 11:57am On Nov 24, 2008
tnx
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by tytylayor: 11:55am On Nov 24, 2008
right
Forum GamesRe: Nickname The Person Above You by tytylayor: 9:10am On Nov 24, 2008
wats d diff grin

wyl
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by tytylayor: 5:14pm On Nov 21, 2008
olomi we still av enof garri, ewa, yam, rice and some wheat to go wit . . . . . . . . ewo lo fe huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by tytylayor: 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2008
o ti re won
Jokes EtcRe: Up Weeeeeeee by tytylayor(op): 4:43pm On Nov 21, 2008
today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!


lordmassac cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by tytylayor: 4:38pm On Nov 21, 2008
do u av any in ur close?
Nairaland GeneralRe: I've Been Bereaved:( by tytylayor: 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2008
accept my condolences sad sad
Forum GamesRe: First And Last Letter Game by tytylayor: 4:28pm On Nov 21, 2008
EasT

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