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migines, ur pressure clem u no say for my town (ota) na taboo to laff na ![]() |
wen u turn tyty ![]() @clem mo wa pa jare, watta gwan gann ni ![]() |
moyon, welkum toady ![]() |
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner. bad boi ![]() |
u gat it ![]() |
stay there make pant dey wear u @clem no worry |
clemcykul:they say d guy is a nigerian ![]() |
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts." |
tnx clem |
u say |
tnx |
dnt u like it? but missmugu do wellwell sha ![]() |
Police in lagos had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" |
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gud u kno u r just playin arround, coz if i shud see any of u near my syl?? hmm i comment my reserve |
good job ![]() |
ok |
make una leave dis poster abeg |
y r you to fighting over wats not urs n wat u cnt get ![]() |
its ok nw, am here, syl wen did i turn ur cook ![]() |
which kain laff be dat ![]() |
sima:na u b d lady nxt door nw, who nor know |
tnx |
right |
wats d diff ![]() wyl |
olomi we still av enof garri, ewa, yam, rice and some wheat to go wit . . . . . . . . ewo lo fe ![]() |
o ti re won |
today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!! lordmassac ![]() |
do u av any in ur close? |
accept my condolences ![]() |
EasT |
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