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 Jokes Etc › Re: Just Me Today by tytylayor(op): 2:09pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer:No, I can't. Waiter:Then does it really matter? ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~~ Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing? ~~~~~~~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Glass Of Milk by tytylayor: 1:52pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
which things dey pursue you  |
| Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by tytylayor: 1:33pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
williwilli |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Glass Of Milk by tytylayor: 1:33pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
ehn |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Do U See? by tytylayor: 1:30pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
so u still dey dis ur paiko level  |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by tytylayor: 12:09pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
go bak to sleep ma frend  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Love Is Blind: Seriously: Check Out These Pics by tytylayor: 12:07pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
only in dreamswonderland |
| Forum Games › Re: Stupid Questions - Add Yours If You've Got Any by tytylayor: 12:03pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
why is gaby askin herself stupid and senseless questions |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Re: Lady Next Door by tytylayor: 12:02pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
remember d raod dat leads to joy and pleasure kills o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 12:00pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by tytylayor: 11:57am On Nov 25, 2008 |
izeek:we aro materials, u aro product |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Up Weeeeeeee by tytylayor(op): 11:50am On Nov 25, 2008 |
u wan make her dey do kukukukukukukuku |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here by tytylayor: 11:48am On Nov 25, 2008 |
dnt u sleep? am back here |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kids Of Nowadays ! by tytylayor: 11:45am On Nov 25, 2008 |
its ok nw, am here |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Re: Lady Next Door by tytylayor: 10:29am On Nov 25, 2008 |
dat is V way  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 10:19am On Nov 25, 2008 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Songs For My Fellow Nairalanders by tytylayor: 10:10am On Nov 25, 2008 |
na ur boyfriend be dis |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kids Of Nowadays ! by tytylayor: 10:00am On Nov 25, 2008 |
confused gaby |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Issssssuessss by tytylayor: 9:56am On Nov 25, 2008 |
i know  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 9:54am On Nov 25, 2008 |
i bind d spirit of kakakakak in gaby ooooooooo |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Wisdom by tytylayor: 9:47am On Nov 25, 2008 |
mykali:not only folly, i am sholabanke:leave us |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Up Weeeeeeee by tytylayor(op): 9:24am On Nov 25, 2008 |
krama:watch out!!! sholabanke:tell me say u no like am sima:OYO gabrywyl:*i bind efry evil spirit of kakakakakakakak in u right nw, yes* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lady Next Door by tytylayor(op): 9:20am On Nov 25, 2008 |
na lie, no be me teach her hw to bla bla bla |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Modern Medicines: by tytylayor(op): 9:12am On Nov 25, 2008 |
u want to use stan to wat |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Scrabble Words. by tytylayor: 6:09pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
sholabanke:pls dnt |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Wisdom by tytylayor: 6:06pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
u be coward? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Male Wisdom by tytylayor: 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
which 3, specify |
| Romance › Re: Sex In Marriage: How Important? by tytylayor: 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
if u love ur hubby den its important, but if u dnt, let him av d sex wit d girl next door |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by tytylayor: 5:58pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
no, u dnt kno burukutu it tks u to cloud 10 wen u tke it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Do U See? by tytylayor: 5:55pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
y u vex, i saw u nw |
| Family › Re: Living In The Same Single Room With Ur Wife And Ur Male Friend:pls Advise! by tytylayor: 5:54pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
opuro:which one is abuja marriage again o |
| Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by tytylayor: 5:51pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
opy, y double post na |
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