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EEEEEEEEE CHIMOOOOOOO

TUFE WHERE ART THOU

who beat u

doing wat

chimooooooo

tufe just dey show up wen i nor dey

is he running away from me?

clemcykul:
lmao
i sure say that guy na ur man

nice one lol

but he sure has a nice suit

ko le ye won

but hin dey see

which guy? scopium?

tnx 4 dat,

no tell me say u just waka reach ur roadside shop o shwu

he?

olodo is a disease

ekpele

akym ki lon so

A guy goes into a clothing store to buy a new suit, but he doesn't want to spend too much money. The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but the guy says it's too much. He shows him another suit for $200, and the guy says it's still too much. After showing him several others, he finally shows him one for $10.

"That's more like it!", the guy says, and he goes to try it on. He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is about two inches shorter than the other.

"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right shoulder."

So the guy hunches his right shoulder way up, and the sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.

"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left arm and cock it like a bird's wing."

So the guy sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK. But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the other.

"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor, "and no one will notice."

"I'll take it!", the guy says.

So the guy leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit, walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.

As he's walking down the street he passes two orthopedic surgeons. One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of practice!"

"Me neither," the other doctor says. "But he sure has a nice suit!"

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

asking me?

@princesa
speak 4 ursef

i just saw cbase post

cbase hw do u mean

adusol:
my name is adesare adegbagi adeserimogi

@mykali

u know my name

princess in lagos

cbase tke ya time o

this cbase sef

who dey drag dat wit una

i'm d first

orie

plenty shit

or use sometin else

SAM MILLA:
then buy a good key for ur kitchen.

poor boy

he's gat no kitchen at all,

all

@roki

appreciate some pls

@HR.hotness

pls look for some to appreciate

daniluv - baba selimo

@mykali

i nor no ya name o