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u break d rules

i just kicked clemcy's a$$

anoda bla bla bla exam

clem no kill ursef o

pium

huu? says who

@jokes

weldone sammy

mopium

tnx clem

wia av u bin?

:-x

If dogs were your teacher you would learn stuff like,

- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

- When it's in your best interest -- practice obedience.

- Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

- Take naps and stretch before rising.

- Run, romp, and play daily.

- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

- Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

- On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.

- When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends.

- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

- Be loyal.

- Never pretend to be something you're not.

- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

oh u don turn roadside rewire

"Hello"

"Hello"

"Is that you, Larry?"

"Yes, this is Larry."

"Are you sure this is Larry."

"Yes I'm sure, this is Larry !"

"This is Pete, can you lend me twenty dollars ?"

"I'll tell Larry when he comes in."

tope u no need to tell us ur name and ur age, ur username already said it

passenger u don pay?

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.

is scopium ok?

we both monkeys, so far u understand

skfa1:
tyty is that true? thank God I no go pay, oya carry me go oshodi

am d bus owner, studio43 is my conductor, scopium is d wakawaka passenger my conductor use to carry but am not in support of that, our route is barbeeshee eko ote radabat not oshodi and palm groove

leave my conductor for me o

so ajuwaya

tnk u princesa, but i dnt xpct u to anser me

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life estimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

am in love with meeee

Scopium:
[size=13pt]Tyty nearly crashed the danfo admiring me [/size]

scopium horse, esin inu iwe

Good Morning Nlanders

@topic
lmao, i love it

bricklayer

r u not Effiom Okokon Ndem Uduak? hmm?

i just sense scopium's dreaming

huh

looking

i kno u wella

raise d mid fin