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i give out my numbers to every dat ask for it, but bet me d day u collect d number will be d last day u'll see me

if he calls, i'll answer d call normally, but to meet him ?? nope
so if he calls for like 3 tyms and no turn-up, he'll hold his peace

nna it dosent sound sweet

seba[b]scopium[/b]

oya first to beat

wats d meaning of dat?

old age don dey worry sam na

scop hw u dey today?

clem wat has come over u dis days are u a leele

amen

people, i was off for about an hour nw and one topic has been removed by Seun

y nw www.whatwentwrong.nld.com

in jesus name

i'll call u wen its convinient for us to tlk

gbeborun, ta lo bere lowo e

oh so u r now sebastian

no carry fart come hia ooo

i nor no say d tym na anti-clockwise ni

;d

99.10%

Sam Milla:
I have been privileged to work with all of you for a very long time here and i am proud of all of you.
I wish to meet all of you somewhere again in my next life,
Because i wish to be laughing and joking again in my next life.
We have managed to make this section the happiest and most friendly,
And that was with the help of all of you simply because we all obeyed the RULES. At least 90% of it.

We are going to conduct a poll to chose a new moderator.

You will come up with one or two names of the people you think they are consistent and impartial.
Someone who likes and understands jokes.
Someone who is the friend of everybody here.
I have a name or two in my mind but this is not up to me to decide.

Let the Game begin.

SAMMY AM CONFUSED THERE O

@topic
i think i choose Gabry too and Studio43 (my bus conductor )

@sam

*singing* ajo ko le dun dun ko ni le ma re le. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Your diet should include the following:
1. dark green vegetables,
2. fresh fruits,
3. fish,
4. lean red meat,
5. Egg white.
6. Beans
7. Moi-Moi (Nigerian)
8. Lots and lots of water. If you can, drink a glass of water each hour.
Foods to avoid:
1. Rice
2. Pastries
3. Sugar
4. Saturated fats
5. Pizza
6. Bread
7. Chocolates
8. Pounded yam(Nigerian)
9. Eba (Nigerian)
10. Semovita (Nigerian)


[quote][/quote]IF I SHUD STOP EATING ALL THIS, WAT WILL I BE EATING DEN?
although i dnt tke chocolates & pizza, but rice, bread, sugar, eba, pounded yam and even semo, nooooooo, i dnt tink i can do without dat,

anyways tnx for the info, i do try d exercise most times, i pray it works for me

miracle worker SAM MILLA
d dead and dry bones r surely risen again
bring all ur dead/dry bones, and see God at work

y i no go laff, bhuuuuuuuuuhahahahahahahahaha
tnx SAM

eh yah

sam is it true eeoooo,

y clem? as the MOD here u shud do somthin to it now sef

wia u going? come settle dis o, abi?

na so u dey do ur babes, nna u no nice o

i dnt kno o

jlee:
With condom u have 50% chance, it may break inprocess
And ovulatory count, that i say dosn't work for all instances so don't be fully guarantied on this.
And note some females reacts fast to signs of pregnancy while some it takes a month even after a missed periods, pregnancy test is still negative.
Early Pregnancy signs are like menstral signs and once an egg is inplace and fertilization has taken place the sign can start depending on the body reaction of the female

even if pregnancy is 2 days old, d result will tell u its positive, and since its saying negative nw, den u r free, but if u r not still sure of ursef, its better u go for the blood test of pt, i tink dat will clear every.

@gabry
wia toasting?

kiss disease? tufiakwa

dry bones must rise again

One of the presidential candidates was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the candidate if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, the candidate asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said the candidate, "that would be an accident."

A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," the candidate said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. The candidate searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If your campaign plane, carrying yourself and your running mate, was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the candidate.

"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as heck wouldn’t be a Great Loss, "

abiola, tke ya tym o