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Scopium:
[size=13pt]Tyty is my dog, a female one for that matter [/size]

and u be my goat (ogufe)

@poster

wat else do u xpct from a married man? u better find ur square root

and then heartturtle

every blessed day nw

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.

Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency and a concatenated consistency.

Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descants and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.

Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy and vain vapid verbosity.

If you are really interested to know, the above means: “Be brief and don’t use big words.”

Scopium walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked "May I help you?"

Scopium said, "Yea, I want to get one of those day-vorce's."

The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"

Scopium said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres".

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

Scopium said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I got a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

Scopium said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit"

Scopium said, "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear to the church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Scopium said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And Scopium says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"

love dis merix

hmmm

hye

ok

wats ma own i was off for just one hour n everytin don dabaru

ask seun and sam o

dirty scop

@scop

my future cannever be ur YIM, so go get one and stop blabbing

yes her

d "ituen puts gabry up for trade"nw

@jeovy
u nor serious o, lolll

@shens
who seal ur mouth, abi seun don tlk say make u no tlk again?

wetin studio do u?

open ur mouth jor

tnk u , help direct him

i wonder o

back to sender, do u have one?

back to sender

its a lie is dis not u?

yes

tnx for answering me

same to you

hmmm*2

wats all dis bla bla bla of a thingy

carry am dey go den

u dey wear shoe?

its dangerous to health, it can cut ones life short