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yes

wetin

AY, take ur time o, shey u no read him post? abi wetin?

Cayon:
nothing to see here. . . . . it's a lamp

y u come post am?

good and bad bad odour pple

who wan win for here, if not me

y d teeth oranges

won tun ti de oooooo, awon oni yoruba

perly

hiss

When Chioya was six months pregnant with her third child, her three year old Johnny came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower.

he said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

she replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," he replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"

abio i don tire for d boy sef

eh yah shey u don fix am sha, no mind dat aysomtin

Whose Birthday?

Chioya took her three-year-old Johnny to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

All was quiet until the little Johnny started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, "

cheeeeeeeee

am fyn yummie, long tym no hear

the winner wins wat?

pele

no wonder my mouse dey discharge every morning

its a joke turn upside down

fridge


sp

folahann:
No wonder, their posts can tell this is true

lol, i don see their post b4 i post dis one sef

i don turn to wiliwili be dat

Two football players(cbase & mykali) were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _______."

Cbase was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Mykali on the shoulder. "Pssst. Mykali. What's the answer to the last question?" Mykali laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Cbase.

"Cbase, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Cbase. "I remember now." He picked up pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Mykali's shoulder again, he whispered, "Mykali, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Cbase. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

no be una 2

walkin stick?

gbogbolowo

wats shoking u

@mykali
no mind ayusman jare, e just dey find tufe truoble n e don 4get say my yummie don pass dat one

@opslag

OYO