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lol, nice one

dat is it

and wat is it?

u try, but y my yummie nw

u no try joh

she dey fear?

d 2 both of them

Earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Ehr, ever since my wife found it in our bed."

english teacher

showbobo:
na pidgin english u dey put past tenseehn

@ chioya

yummie, hw u dey

carry go kayo, nothing do u

;d

chioya:
amebo who send you

y u dey deny d boy b4? u see person wey wan adopt d boy for u u no still happy

needs a teacher?

mama johnny still dey hide

he's entitle to as many as he wants afterall he never do reach ituen

ituen, u don forget say na me train dat ur wife?
no vex me o

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )

for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

abi o

what do u think

Prayers Before Dinner

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"

@yummie

infact, e be like say make morning never come

no mind her jare, since she no get motherly kia for d boy, dats y manickal wan adopt am

dnt be suprise yummie, he's trying to adopt d boy already

wit u its been jolly jolly

teacher: if u have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to lola, 3 to nightie and 4 to ibk, den wat will u get?

johnny: 3 new girlfriends ma'am

eh yummie, lailai, i was only teasing him o

yes ooo

nightie tke am easy o

nightie lola chapter never close, ever since its been tyty and lolabbey, she's just on vacation wit d kids

here we goooooooooooo

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Fascinate

A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."

Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated."

The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."

So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest's so big she could only fasten eight!"