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@equi for ya dream ![]() |
she needs it, for another johnny to come ![]() |
my wise yummie |
and to u yummie |
help me ask dem jare hw was ur wknd chioya ![]() |
whadever ![]() |
sometinh like dat ![]() |
he's ma best friend's son ![]() |
i tink i kno wat u r wearing 2day. i've seen it b4 its beautiful on u, it makes u look gr8, pls wear it often, its ur smile. av a luvly day my luv ![]() |
Always acquire d desire which u admire, do not retire even when pple conspire, cos u are a messiah who will make dem expire |
Time: a wonderful phenomenom it is equally given to all, it proves, it tells and it heal. i choose to use some of mine 2 say hello,hw u dey? am missing u |
chioya:lol ![]() |
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English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Johnny: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we! |
Pronouns Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns. Johnny: Who, me? Teacher: Very good! |
hw come i did not see dis yesterday, equi, weldone, u r next on d list ![]() |
eeoooo chioya, u don kill one country finish o, shwuuuu |
ituen, wetin be ur own na? abeg leave us oooo |
God forbid, i reject it in Jesus name, i no be follow follow ![]() |
kpele |
thugy, old papee for NLD ![]() |
una sef stale ![]() |
hw many pple u don kill since wen u start ur war? |
jeovy |
i for fear ![]() |
[center] Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together. Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I amspending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting. Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip. Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company. Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement [/center] |
plot 014, wetin concern u str., off your problem str. ![]() |
[center] A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.' [/center] |
monkey no fyn but hin mama like am, chioya like her boy ![]() |
no need to jealous, chioya, in my yummie's house, there r many rooms, so u r welkum ![]() |
tufe:d guy is a disgrace to manhood ![]() |
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