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ibk na u b dis, u fine o

ibk u go bite ur sef today

sauce, u fear God?

dis one don come wit hin cry cry o

road closed G B A M !

eba mi be re o

segun nkan ti mon so ni yen na pe on help ibkaye, abi

u dey ask again?

ee ooo, segunpc, mo duro de e na, sebi iwo lo so pe kin ma lo pe o wa pelu ibkaye

confussion dey d bone

ok i'll add d first letter

d _ s _ _ e

thread close

hye welli

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Read This Out Loud!!!

I dare you to try!



To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.



The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , which was recorded and published.



Room Service (RS) : "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."



Guest (G) : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "



RS : " Rye , Roon sirbees, morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??"



G : "Uh, yes, I' d like some bacon and eggs."



RS : "Ow July den?"



G : "What??"



RS : "Ow July den?, pryed, boyud, poochd?"



G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."



RS : "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"



G : "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"



G : "What?"



RS : "An toes. July Sahn toes?"



G : "I don't think so."



RS : "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"



G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RS : "Toes! toes!, Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



G : "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS : "We bodder?"



G : "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RS : "Wad! ?"



G : "I mean butter, just put it on the side."



RS : "Copy?"



G : "Excuse me?"



RS : "Copy, tea. , meel?"



G : "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."



RS : "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy, rye??"



G : "Whatever you say."



RS : "Tenjewberrymuds. "



G : "You're very welcome."





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daadaa ni jare

welkum

africa is a great continent

turkey

:-x

gud head master

abracadabra

_ _ s _ _e

u r confused

acid

clem, na u sabi

hint

ziggy stop dat today o

clem tnx, but which of d admins' office r u

x

una 2 don high