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Chicken Farmer

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.

"I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

i tink dis will make u stop laffing

A boy was at table for his breakfast and asked the grandma, where his mom and dad was. The granny replied that they were still in bed! The boy smiled, ate his breakfast and went to play. At lunch time the boy returned and asked granny the same question. They are still in bed, the granny replied. The boy laughed again, had his lunch and went to play. At dinner time he returned. Where is mom and dad? They are still in bed, grandma replied. The boy burst into laughter for the third time. Grandma could not bear it any more, what is wrong with you, each time I tell you your parents are in bed, you burst into laughter? The boy explained: Last night daddy came to my room and asked for Vaseline. I gave him Super Glue!!

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Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
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Wife - have you brought the saree.
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Wife - but I told you about it in morning
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Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


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Wife - do you love me or your computer?
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moi

welldone equilidrum

_{*gives him a monosoto, camera fell down and breaks*} magant

who be dis intruder nw

special one for u yummie

eeeooo! always ready to learn yummie

help me manage dis oga moderator

happy b'day moderator

with u yummie, practise makes perfect

dats my yummie u cannever be a lexxy, who's always confused

am only being a thinker

tufe hw nw? longest tym

continue hunting

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position.

He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little johnny and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

johnny replies, "Now we run!"

lexicon:
It's long and hard and pink on one end".

what is he trying 2 describe

think

like . . . . . spenchuks

The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living.

Eight years old Johnny Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied, "Johnny, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."

"No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."

kpele

y r u confused?

hapi born day in advance

undernourishment

Three Doctors Hunting

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
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yes

@clem
sure gold medal in bla bla blaing

was in beinjgin, preparing for this ongoin olympic o
hw u dey

tell them

can someone tell me whats been going on here before it starts



hi sammy