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Guys don't think otherwise, i mean Moses's rod and not what u r tinkin anyway.
moreover, say wat u like n stop complaining about others likeness.

for what?

yes, i was there den

i like Moses's rod dat divide d red sea into two to allow d children of isreal pass and consumen the egyptians

n if u can't tightened round ur ass, change to the pampers i gave u

[color=#770077][/color]Dj, where r u, dis thing is too much

very funny

hi Dj crooky crooky

funny pic. . . . that sure aint clemcy!


not clemcy, just d picture

i feel for you shapey, God is in control anyway, but i'll like u ask ur hubby's nxt move on his sis, where she's going to stay wen she comes bak, if he insist on her stayin wit you, let him kno u cnt continue wit her, b'cos u don't her next move.
wish you gud luck

i tot as much

armpit

Ota farm on bid

ha! big daddy in d house, welcome o

lasu part time form is out nw, visit www.lasuspts.org for more information

fanks shamass, God bless you

tnx joh, its d fun in it not how old

@ ituen

ituen reform

A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: Please take only one drop"

So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.

“Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."

"So where is he?"



"Oh, that's him I have on my back."

A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: Please take only one drop"

So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.

“Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."

"So where is he?"



"Oh, that's him I have on my back."

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was own and his fly area wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.


He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't.

All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires."

oo oo who r d kuvukis, and wat is 3balls

@ tufe

i kno its a joke, so watsup?

@ clemcykul and migines
tnx jare myguys
@ tufe
what is "tufe"?

yes, nice

i'll marry someone that loves me, and with time, learn to love him too

this na real joke, original

wisdom

nice one, but d woman sha,