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i go even hang stick foe d mouth sef

hin fit fear if hin get short tin  

furnication n adultery, and wia jed from come inbetween

i neva see d man, he must commit touchery

na u i wan train for dat one

u send dem?
dem go follow u chop ur cane?
follow ur mind joh

i'll use u as d ladder

gud  

betterstill u should av hold ur peace and behave like a man, and now na u com find twobul for here again

lolabbie, com warn ur frend o, coz hmmm

i comment my reserve

tnx joh it was beautifully interesting, hw was ur too

OH, THOU WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She married and had 13 children.
Her husband died.

She married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died.

But, she married again,
and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

>>>

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The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Ciao

i sorry for u o folly, i being dey cry for u b4, but i c say na u dey find twobul, OYO o

eeyah, no vex me frend, i just wan find tufe twobul

since u noe its sauce and tj dat r goin for d operation, definitely u r one of dem, so start confessing, wia and wen d operation is goin to tke place, oya _{*gives success a resounding slap*} tlk

_{*hangs it on a tree*}

control

Ituen sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker (Tufe) steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor guy starts crying.


'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' says tufe. 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'


'This is the worst day of my life,' says Ituen between sobs.

'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison!'

What a bad day this guy is having,

daychris:
hi, tytylator, i'm new here, will you like to be my friend

friends!! u welkum _{*strech a hand of welcome*}

Rich Dad:
@dason4life

Walahi na curse ?? anyway the poster try,
@Poster,
You get talent oooo why you no give the Pidgin version of the whole bible, i bet you'll make a good sales

am lookin for an assistant and i tink av gotten one nw.  

One day, Chinedu's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a liar and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Chinedu returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
Chinedu answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Chinedu on his face.
His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.
Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Chinedu got another slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the
robot.
Hearing the last sentence, Chinedu's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR son!!!"
To which the robot steps up and gives Chinedu's mother a resounding slap on her face

@anus man
i neva get ur time, i wonder where u belong, either long or short thing _*wondering*

@ lolabbey
enof jare, if u c a guy dat is short and fat, no tink twice dat one na short thing, but if slim, still OK
but a tall and fat guy, just manageable, if slim, common, go confirm it, it is reaaaaaaaaaaaalllll long thing.

elementus:
@poster i like yr post jare.
my dear sister the long thing na koko in short its more than the koko
but i want u all to know that the size of the longthing is not relevant oh
its  the efficiency of the longthing that matters.
please note that it can be small competent and powerful
it can be vry big and useless, it can be big, powerful and efficient as well.
the koko for the longthing is to be efficient and competent.

the size of the longthing is very relevant, av neva seen d small thing dat is competent and powerful, but d lonnnnnnnggggggg thing, no, de be comfirm ni  

lol, i pity those babes in advance  

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.

As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.

After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.

Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of undies at the same time.

The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up. The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the undies. The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:

"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Honey

@ ituen
meaning

so the ituen bible say

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager's office.



"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you've ever had."



"Well," the young man said, "in your advert you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

PIDGIN VERSION OF PSALM 23

1. The Lord is mai shepherd I dey kamkpe

2.He make mi sidon for where betta dey flow Come put
me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.

3.He panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead
me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin name.

4.Walahi!, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people borku,
come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi
dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey back like bone dey
comfort me.

5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All mai enemies
dey look anyaa. You rub me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion.
Mai cup na Ogunpa wey come overflow.

6.True true, betta life and mercy go come mai back till I quench.
And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai.

GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO.
AMIN!