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shwuuuuu

its too much

sauce no need training, sauce is trying, he only needs to exercise more and more, u know, he has all d styles, so he needs no training, just exercise.

@saucekid
watsup, hw u dey

and d centre patting sending third leg to bla bla bla,

webdezzi:
i get excited when i see tjtj jumping from trees 2 trees eating bananas with monkeys

me too

adjain:
Really

E for funny sha *_{scratches head}* but i don hear am before

scratch ur head well well may be u go remember wia u from hear am _*hisses*

na real waa, hmm

u r welkum jare cool clem  

i cannot fit to laf o, :Dyeeeeeeeee

_{*vex come outside*} d rod too tiny sef

_{*hisses and go away*}

pls sincity and GCE pray to God to remove woman matter for ur life

@saucekid
tnk God for d first time, u get dat one, eeeeeeeee _{*clapping for saucekid*}

web i beg go c nightnurse o

whichever pleases u, am comfortable with all d positions

but na here we start everytin now so lets conclude it here

and tufe and tj and ituen and folly, all na same, "grab rod chop to pieces gives to rat"
^{*hugs clem*}

y ur YIM? lets conclude it here

like brother like brother

@poster
old joke joh

*waiting for sauce tin*[sub][/sub]

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

it sure rocks

i get excited wen all of u leave dis thread

funny sha

no wonder she no try, na only d practicals she dey interested in. hmm hmmmm

webdezzi:
@Rebellious
Dont tell me you'll sit and watch ituen and lola do what they love to do

_*singing* mine ur own business o mind ur own business,

_{*handles d ROD squeez it and threw it into d canal*}

RUBBISH!!!

saucekid:
wetin i nderstand by rod abi?
rod na wetin them dey use gude people ^{like you} to heaven and back

i wonder who be ur teacher for school? she no just try at alllll

tufe:
yeah, thanx for the advice.

you are OK, no wahala for you again

Oh yeah! so u wan do wahala b4? chinekeeeeeeee

haba! tufe, no be like dat o, mee ke attack wu? i only dey pitty u, if u kno say na u get am, hold am tight

nice one u av there lolabbie

no mind lola, she don dey trip for ituen since, so dis na great opportunity.

@lolabbey
its a free world joh

_{*coming with the wheelbarrow with clem and web insidethe wheelbarrow*}

@saucekid
wat do u understand by *Rod*. dirtyminders