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dnt use his name but u can use richoco, permit

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with A senator for a million Naira Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million Naira. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator She replies, "O my god! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

am not talkin about richo, its ituen asking for protection if he mention names

enough protection, lolabbey is by ur side,
abi lolabbey?

i comment my reserve

cnt stop laffing

and d suegbe above me, go over it again

agreed, coz he knows dem

lol

dats y he's so

Lolabbey:
@tity som pples eyes are alrdy deaf and dumb

@tj so ? what?

dat applys to tj's

hmmmmm, he's very lucky
ituen, tufe, sauce, tj tj, dats a lesson for u guys

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you
what happened."

Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she
hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because
I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use
just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
use because someone at work has a pair the same".

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding
and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
Please , do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use ?"

i can smell d rat too, yes, yes, its tj tj, yes hummmmm

lollybbie sncie you can raed it wtiuhot any porlebm, den ndoboy souhld
tnx ;

remix oo, merix oo, but u still dey laff, sha no laff ur jj out

wonders shall never end on nairaland

olodo, not tytytaylor, its tytylayor

ose ose omo banke

me everybody mate pair

ohh, ok sorry, but u shudn't av mention clem, dats my paddy hia nw, so choose somone else

dizzy

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

na wa oo

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU ?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

OBJ, Atiku and El-Rufai are flying on the presidential jet. OBJ looks down and says: "I can throw down a N1,000 note and make one person happy. ATK says to him "I can throw down two N500 notes and make two people happy. El-Rufai laughs at them and says: "I can throw down five N200 notes and make five people happy. the pilot looks at the co-pilot and tells him: "such arrogant people! I can throw three of them off the plane and make 150 million people happy ”

merix / remix

nice cool joke

hey, clemcy pls come back _{*running after clem*}

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=110248.msg1920916#msg1920916 date=1202194933]Preciate. now we will let them pick who is da gorilla nd the lion[/quote]tj tj and migines

lolr

tripple cute