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SIMEONMPEE:
More pics

fordunit:
Seems you are new to NL. This nigga is a fictional action/comic writer.

TheFacelessMan:


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I was the overall leader of the x0X0x gang.

I would not bore you with my bloody rise to the top taking lives...

GIF

The other side of me was a medical student, caring and saving lives.

During my final exams at 600 level,

To be continued.....check my profile...

Astark:
The new UK prime minister is pro Christianity so he will do everything to protect Christians and Christian values.

God bless trump

Jacqueline22:
What my business with his dick?
So I can’t state my opinion again abi ?

Jacqueline22:
What the meaning of this? Disgusting

duni04:
Oga please stop talking like this. The only reason America and Russia are enemies today is primarily because of NATO and EUROPE. The Europeans fear Russian dominance or occupation. America is the big brother that keeps watch over Europe. You will never find the Russians killing people on the streets of America like they have successfully done in England. Or invading a country and killing it's President like they did in Romania during the cold war. Europe needs America for protection. That's why NATO was created. How on earth can the Europeans support Russia on the U.N. council? That's like a death wish.

wirinet:
The answer is no, but the war we are talking about will be inside Iran Itself, so they will have no choice to to fight to death.
Now, answer this also, do you think the US can afford to fight a full blown war in a foreign national today?

Do you think that a US - Iran war will only affect Iran? Are you aware the war will destabilise many African nations including Nigeria.

Are you aware that an Iran - US war will destabilise the world economy? Oil prices would double if not triple.

Built2last:
Hello sir, you are not entirely correct. The allies need America more than America needs them . America has over 100,000 stationed military men in Europe ready to act on command. America has over 150, 000 soldiers stationed in Asia. Trump said war is expensive and not good for the citizens. Iran should keep pushing their luck. They are no match to America in many ways. The only reason Russia has not invaded Europe is because of America. Putin desires that America pull out of NATO and it will be easy ride for Russia. Russia annexed Cremea, and want to take over Polland but American troops there will never allow that happen. Google is your friend bro. America is greater than you think.

You either have a master card or a visa card in your wallet now. Most ATM machines paying you are produced by American companies. They can shut all down in one button.

wirinet:
The way Israel did so smoothly during the Israeli-Hezbollah war in 2005.

wirinet:
You think the US will win a war with Iran without its regional allies?

BafanaBafana:
What makes the USA strong is their allies. With the coming of Trump, they have lost a lot of allies, lost a lot of respect etc. Imagine Iran shooting down their drone and nothing happened. smh

Josephemma2:
dis is jst d genesis of shiites atack if bubu did nt release there leader,i bet d revelation of it wil be unbearable,anybody from NL should pls volunteer his\herself to go to dis baba lifeles to release dis man naa... haba

Emrixx:
These people should be proscribed as a terrorist Organization and let the military take care of them

OkoYibo:
You must be an Ipob.

Once you see someone taking like this, check well. He must from that place where Osisikanwu the armed robber was given a chieftaincy title.

OkoYibo:
Not only tugs, na boats.

Go school, na prick you dey collect about. See as you dey type nonsense about.

NaijaOlosho:
Lazy tooth

The highest level of joblessness

Any way I admire the way you constructed the lies

TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Aladdin1:
see as dem dey waste able bodied youths for naija.why not shoot dem for leg and carry dem for trial and go prison.police dey use style kill innocent people at times o! dem go come parade dem as armed robbers.

tstx:
While me with each post i make i owe Instagram.... Chai..


Fame is good

Elemosho478:
You were under your mama's bed but claimed you was at the scene

What a Joke

Elemosho478:
You are the dumb one here

Bursted Tyre was not the Pilot's fault

You know nothing but somehow you guys think you know everything

Elemosho478:
You are the idiot here

Bursted Tyre was not the Pilot's fault

YanshmasterGee:
Who crashlanded the plane in the first place?

FlackoJodye:
Tay K gonna be Tay gay soon..Hahahahaha very small boy them go fvck am tire for 55 years jesus and he will never see pussyy again .Man nuggas gats stay outta crime for America oo I dey plan go Atlanta dey run credit card omo I gats rethink

rowland545:
I just pray my younger sister is safe
She has not returned up til now....I never wan begin panick ....