₦airaland Forum

gayman99:
Symptoms of an APC led government.

Lmao

frank043:
One thing you should know is that these are perilous times for one to join the military. I declined joining cos I figured out eventually that as a civil/structural engineer, the military won't offer me that sort of specialized expertise and exposure required for one to attain a consultant status. Mind you, I had the wherewithal to join, but I bluntly turned it down and ain't damn regretting it!

Get to know more about the military and see if their lifestyle and tradition suits your persona, and aligns with your discipline growth-wise, else you'd really wish you hadn't.

Note: The military is a very nice institution, and for the fact that I chose not to join shouldn't deter you from pursuing your dreams of getting commissioned.

I was advised to choose NAF over Army plus I'm not joining cause of the money or anything I've laid so many business foundation that would yield with time and me joining the military is just to get me off some stress esp with these SARS folks like I mean them real good

frank043:
3 to 4yrs for RC officers. Promotion for short service in most cases exceeds 4yrs. There are exceptions though, especially for those in the medical corps.


You'd have to convert to DRC. There's a course for conversion, but conversion is NOT automatic bro. Note this and factor it into your plans.


Best wishes.

Thanks for ur reply bro it's really appreciated

I'm bout opting for a career in the Military dunno if you can advise me on some things

Eco99:
...

We need more testing
you can't be discharging in 3s,4s & 5s --- while new cases are in 30s,40s, & 50s

Get more testing equipments get 10s of thousands tested per day with the donations the country has received so far

What a lamentably bloody corrupt govt.

a salacious conglomerate of intellectual constipation.

bunch of chronically flatulent confoundedly reprehensible swines

Catatonic acrimonious mass of dastardly decrepit nostril-offending buggering buttock rimming bandits

#Eco99

Eco99 is back again o

Nairalanders please rejoice with me for my hour of Amusing Salvation has yet come

larrymoore:
companionship

They can always have that in the boyfriend/girlfriend thing

He's been on trail ever since he took to defending his people/ LG from Fulani herdsmen attack

larrymoore:
l think the white race do not have the same beliefs as the reason for marriage should be procreation.

So why do they marry sir

a wise president would Call on his Air Force to bombard the whole of Rivers state and let peace once again return to the south south

frank043:
This is for the army NOT airforce!...In the airforce, its pilot officer, and six months later, he will be promoted to flying officer...He can rise to the highest rank possible, ie if he survives.

Sorry after flying officer how many years does it takes to be promoted again? I heard its 5years is that true?

and how can I move to a regular officer since I'll be joining with Bsc not from NDA?

Xukaty:
Does it mean I won't be able to get my money back?

you would just that it's gonna take a lotta stress

and time to

Powerintoxicate:
Igbos have messed up Abuja with their onitsha behavior

Xukaty:
I didn't transfer it to someone else's ID. The bank statement of my account shows my ID as the destination of the transfer.

Your money has been used to share palliatives

you should rather be happy for been part of those that touched lives this pandemic season

Catchfirez:
Your mumu never do. You be idiot. You can write a book about this attention seeker. I know your type. Next time make you write about the way you shit. You go soon turn the thread to your normal inspiration in how you earn while sleeping. And some asslicker go still quote me as a hater.

Bros chillax nah

Op's just catching fun if ur not happy with it u should rather just ignore than hitting him with the F words

Ghostmode2two:
The USA, WHO and China and know something about the Coronavirus and I still believe the virus is man made. These people have killed tens of thousands of people worldwide without regret. I hate these superpowers. From trade war to bio warfare

US hit china with trade war of fear of China taking over the world's largest economy and they really succeeded as they pulled china's economy backwards to a level. China on the other can't hit US with trade war or sanctions successfully. So what can we do? okay they know US problem at the moment is the drunkenness of over democracy and the love of Americans to live and act at will. Corona started with China being able to dispense some of her citizens cause really their population is even too much.

Fews months later china became a little corona free and now US tops the world with more casualties and those fools called Americans protesting stay at home way of curbing the Pandemic. well it's hitting their Economy hard at the moment. China scored

Now let the whole world wait for a come back show from the US, Stay tuned.

Bobbyfreshhh:
Somalia and Sudan better than America

Lmao

timesup234:
noise. With potential of 1.4billion people buying a toothbrush American economy is dead on arrival. In America 85% of her citizens are one paycheck away from the street, a further 87% are unable to come up with a mere $400 in a emergency. Calling an ambulance is enough to bankrupt you for the rest of your life in America, people use uber to transport the sick. Every single person in America is depressed and an hour to suicide. Everything in America is on loan, if you have just 50k naira in your pocket you are richer than 90% of Americans. China will fvck the hell outta that nasty biitch. Lame LovePeddler America

Your level of ignorance sucks

RIP to her dad

doesn't change the fact that I hate any movie she's part of or have a role in it

darfay:
For the fact that he isn't in good terms with his wife doesn't give you the right to refer to another man's wife as a hoe. Bros before your wife? Abeg make we dey reason and advise with sense

I was never referring to his wife as a Hoe....pls if you don't understand the idiom and the meaning attached to it just leave me alone

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

You're a biggg Fooool and may God punish you for asking us for Advice

go ahead and pay or buy wateva and after doing that save more and get her a car. Foool

light099:
Just see what Nairaland snake mods have caused. They keep forcing snake threads on people's mind by always putting it on FP, and now a lot of people are becoming lovers of the strange animal, while this one has already gone one step ahead, to keep the animal as pet instead of killing it.

Lmao

dederocs:
Gangs are clashing, maiming each other in these areas, i saw a young guy stabbed and bloodied in these axis when i passed the area by Alpha beach yesterday...Commissioner of police, Security operatives, and DPO, zonal commanders of these areas, take note. I hear they are mobilising for revenge attacks.

mods please move to front page.

Bros biko leave them and let them kill themselves as they like

Anyways by 9pm bros pls hit us up with the Livescores update

Sankabson:
Oh Wow! Then this is the best time to move close to GOD. He's the only one that save and bring peace to your home. Naija! Is not smiling now O.

He'll spend Years getting the Peace from God like you've suggested. you wount involve God first but when there's a real time escalation that's when we remember God is smwia

my Dear God is busy with this Pandemic ravaging the world at the moment. stop asking him to disturb God so He can concentrate and flush out this pandemic once and for all

LinLinGentle:
Ouch! that hurts!

Sorry bout that man but why would you bring her over in the first place damnn don't tell me you don't know she's like this bfr you decide to bring her over

Besides you should have been buoyant at least to a level bfr you even taught of anything of such

can you see how you've invited a mad man into a house with a finger and can't push him away with 10fingers now? u caused it all man

Sankabson:
Reach out to her family member down here. They could be able to talk some senses into her.

Let her know as well, that whatsoever she's doing or up to. The future of her kids are at stake too.

But maybe your own GRA GRA too much for Naija too?! Cos for her to change in just few months... E get why!!

If you think this would work then sorry it's far from sense

LinLinGentle:
Hi all, this is purely to rant rather than seek advice

Disclaimer: I AM NOT A SAINT...

I have been hustling abroad for a few years while wifey was working in Nigeria and living with children. Marriage has always been turbulent and we even almost got divorced after I travelled out. We somehow worked on our issues with the help of pastors, family and friends, and after a few years of ''roughing'' it abroad to pave way for them, I succeeded and they finally arrived a few months ago.

I used to be hot tempered, but I had an insight into my issues and I have now seriously calmed down as per ''abroad levels''. My wife on the other hand is fully taking advantage of this. First thing she did when she got her was to shut all my family members off. She said she did not want to have anything to do with any of them again and they should all mind their business. She was also not keen to kickstart her career and all she does is endless picture taking and social media hyping of herself. You would never even think that she is a married woman!

She has become a more toxic person that she ever was, very bossy, never backs down, always the attacker, always ready for a fight, lazier, always on social media, communicates as little as possible, embarrasses me in the neighbourhood with her constant noises and door slamming, threats have trippled … Madam is now so fierce that I am now the house chicken. Just few months here o! She tells me that she will show me for al the gra gra I used to show her back in Nigeria. Friends advised me against bringing this woman her but I no wan hear as per responsible family man wey I be.

The popular threat within two months of arrival is ''I will end your career''. I wasn't taking this seriously before but she has started following through with this by constant police calls and spooky career ending accusations.

I have never been the one to first lay my hands on her, but I have spilled drinks on her before when she attacked me. My wife now gets very physical after an argument and sometimes damage things from anger. She does this and dares me to do my worst.

I discovered that signed up on dating sites just within a few months of arrival here and when I caught her chatting about sex to a particular guy in our area, she said that it was all my fault. She did not apologise for this. She even referred to it one time after an argument that ''Na only chat you see me dey chat with guys abi, you will soon see them fucking me in your own house! Wait for it and let us see what you would do about it''

My productivity at work has declined significantly and I am now on the verge of depression. Neighbours called the police on us one time after a lot of noise from out house. She accused me of domestic violence. The police had to separate us and I was stuck at home for an extended period and could not go to work due to this. I am now being investigated for domestic violence, which is a serious crime as madam wants it and I have had to report the situation to my company! The whole thing is so messy that I am scared that I have not seen the worst yet.

I am so afraid of losing it all and returning to Nigeria broke cos I spent my last card and even racked credit card debt to bring them herehoping to pay off gradually. I still have a few years to get my Pali and if I lose my job now, that is the end for all of us!

For now, I don't know what is going to happen to us, as this woman is so determined to cause great and irreparable damage that could ruin our lives, just to get back at me and she is being cheered on by her family and friends.

IT'S SO MESSED UP!

I don't pity you rather would I give an Advice

next time learn to know Leopards don't change their skin and next time always know Bros before hoes and lastly Love with ur Head and not necessarily ur heart.

You got what you wanted nigga so enjoy just ur meal and leave us Tf alone

I thought they said they killed an Audio 135 Boko Haram last week, 75 day before yesterday and 9 yesterday

Or maybe they probably counted the country's corona deaths among the casualties they inflicted