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PoliticsRe: Ex Kaduna Governor, Makarfi, Loses His Senate Seat To His Former Commissioner by tzoracle: 12:50pm On Mar 31, 2015
this same op again making fp.seun we need change o
PoliticsRe: After The North Have Finished Declaring - The South Will Do The Necessaries . . by tzoracle: 11:04pm On Mar 29, 2015
owelle22:
hahahaha I bet u bro d idiot will Neva understand dis one oooo...
ikr cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: After The North Have Finished Declaring - The South Will Do The Necessaries . . by tzoracle: 10:39pm On Mar 29, 2015
chigo93:
Then igbos shld be ready to lose their lives in the north and west if the election result is forged. Igbos please build in your villages, leave lagos for the yorubas.
The igbos won't lose their lives,and before I froget


Ekwensu kp gi oku
Nkita lacha gi anya
Enwe la nwanne gi nwanye
Ebule
PoliticsRe: Election Result So Far In Kogi State - Daily Trust by tzoracle: 10:28pm On Mar 29, 2015
I dnt care bout the elections

I'm okay with whoever wins sha
1nigeria
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS & VIDEO: Meet The N*aked Chef Who Poses N*ude To Get Men To Eat Her Food by tzoracle: 11:42pm On Mar 18, 2015
Igwevalentine:
*In kenya west voice* "This Lady is a Wife material"
Kenya west ko
Wat of nairobi south grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Open Letter To NCC On MTN Spammessages by tzoracle: 12:58am On Mar 11, 2015
Mtn and dstv be like

Nigerians are enjoying too much money
RomanceRe: How Girls And Guys React To Their Mates Finding New Partners by tzoracle(op): 8:03am On Mar 07, 2015
niqqa:
Someone should politicalize this thread in favor Sai Buhari aka change
oga not everyone cares about buhari or jonathan smiley
PoliticsRe: Certificate Forgery Scandal Rocks National Broadcasting Commission by tzoracle: 12:24am On Mar 07, 2015
Nawa o
RomanceRe: How Girls And Guys React To Their Mates Finding New Partners by tzoracle(op): 12:19am On Mar 07, 2015
Blanc8:
That one self dey.. you right..
grin grin grin
U no wan dash me orijin
RomanceHow Girls And Guys React To Their Mates Finding New Partners by tzoracle(op): 11:57pm On Mar 06, 2015
Girl 1: I just met a new man today
Girl 2: is he tall
Girl 3: is he handsome
Girl 4: what car does he drive
Girl 5: can he take us out

Guy 1: I just met a new girl today
Guy 2: she carry nyash
Guy 3: boobs nko
Guy 4: u don fvck am
Guy 5: when she dy come? make sure say she carry her friends come

Am I right cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Colour Can You See On This Dress? by tzoracle: 11:30pm On Feb 28, 2015
Sky blue and chrome gold
RomanceRe: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by tzoracle: 12:37am On Feb 25, 2015
Mprex:
yes
Ok
Just movd there
CareerRe: PHED Office Uyo Laced With Juju As Staffs Dessert Office(picture) by tzoracle: 12:04am On Feb 24, 2015
Xbabangida:
All these kind of mess is usually common with the Igbos, Easterners /Southerners. Why are you people full of illiterates ?
Nkita lacha gi anya

Efi
InvestmentRe: Chisco Transport Buses Burnt In Lagos By Hoodlums by tzoracle: 8:28am On Feb 23, 2015
dammytosh:
What they did is very f00lish but your comment is much more f00lish.

It is simple common sense and anybody who was raised with money will condemn the act. You don't have to go insane with your tribal bigotry and i wonder what Mods are doing on Nairaland. undecided
what they did is not foolish but criminal,this is pre meditated arson
RomanceRe: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by tzoracle: 1:00am On Feb 23, 2015
I laff when I see grown men saying what a useful thing this is

I'm still a teen and I started to use all this things years ago

*i use david de-angelo
That guy is something else
RomanceRe: If You Talk To Girls In These 3 Ways, They Will Fall Crazily In Love With You by tzoracle: 12:49am On Feb 23, 2015
Mprex:
lol. Mba ke lowkey idagha mi oh. Mkpo abadie?
Is this lang from akwa-ibom
SportsRe: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by tzoracle: 11:27am On Feb 19, 2015
tuffgongjo:
Nope because I like everything about him as a Footballer makes me one?Jeez you are so Shallow$Empty.
i said no offence which meant it was just out of plain curiousity i was just surprised at your choice of adjectives
SportsRe: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by tzoracle: 10:41am On Feb 19, 2015
tuffgongjo:
I love his passing range,he decision making,even his stature everything about him on d field of play is ELEGANT.
bro no offence are u gay?
EducationRe: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tzoracle: 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
I did bro... he said 'epic', meaning ' story story'
not everyone uses it that way,some use it as an exclamative reply
EducationRe: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by tzoracle: 11:39am On Feb 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
heeeeey bro don't step on my toes.. you think this is a joke or waaaat ? What do I stand to gain telling an untrue story ?
ps dont make me lose my respect for u,f u dont understand his context tell him to expantiaite. He wasnt disproving ur statement
TravelRe: 3 Arik Staff Arrested For Stealing Jet Fuel From Arik Plane by tzoracle: 11:16am On Feb 18, 2015
fareed69:
Hear what you just said?
The most Useless contribution to the discussion
There is std operation procedure may be your Car does not ve a fuel gauge and am quite sure na bicycle you dey ride.
Won't the crew check all facilities before flying.
Chai you are a dumb Ass
thank u,i said if no routine check
PoliticsRe: Politics 2015 Election Transfer Window :D :D by tzoracle(op): 12:39am On Feb 18, 2015
tobechi20:
Which party will carry cup?
Which party will be relegated
which coach will be sacked
The liar or the bastard cheesy
PoliticsRe: Politics 2015 Election Transfer Window :D :D by tzoracle(op): 12:22am On Feb 18, 2015
marveangel:
NIGERIA
From GEJ to GMB
Transfer Fee- Presidency
Length- 12months Loan


CONSEQUENCE: Nigeria Moves From Democracy to ANCESTRAL WORSHIP......


All Hail BU-hari.....the god of our forefathers cheesy
If apc ppl catch u ur o.y.o
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by tzoracle: 12:17am On Feb 18, 2015
Why is my name not here,

Wayo
*modified
So I took a look at the pics and obviously this op doesn't know what cute is
But that's none of my bizness
PoliticsRe: Politics 2015 Election Transfer Window :D :D by tzoracle(op): 11:54pm On Feb 17, 2015
darksuit:
please note that a sudden collapse of 1 of these political parties ....say losing the presidential election leaves some of their members as freeagents!
grin
Hahaha,they'll then turn to analysts like owen hagreaves
PoliticsPolitics 2015 Election Transfer Window :D :D by tzoracle(op): 11:46pm On Feb 17, 2015
So tensions are flying everywhere so I decided to create this thread for light hearted reading

Gov olusegun mimiko
From lp fc to pdp fc
Transfer fee: closer ties to presidency
Contract length: 4years +

Nuhu ribadu
From apc fc to pdp fc
Transfer fee: adamawa state governorship
Contract length: 2yrs +

Aminu tambuwal
From pdp fc to apc fc
Transfer fee: undisclosed
Contract length: 3yrs +

Olusegun obasanjo cheesy
From pdp fc to apc fc
Transfer fee: political relevance
Contact length: 4months +

*this was a major shock as he was once the captain of pdp fc he now follows in the likes of frank lampard as club legends who aim to help their rivals win the topmost prize


Peter obi
From Apga fc to pdp fc
Transfer fee: ministerial slot
Contract length: 8yrs +

Uche ekwunife
From apga fc to pdp fc
Transfer fee: senatorial slot
Contract length: 4yrs+

Notable mention
Atiku abubakar
From pdp fc to apc fc
Transfer fee: presidential ticket
Contract length: 2yrs

Feel free to add yours cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: 3 Arik Staff Arrested For Stealing Jet Fuel From Arik Plane by tzoracle: 11:06pm On Feb 17, 2015
So what if a routine check is not conducted and that plane takes off and the fuel finishes halfway no b lyk say u keep spare for boot or u can go for a refill,that would be how lives would be wasted

Nigerians are so callous
HealthRe: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by tzoracle: 7:32am On Feb 17, 2015
i wont bare my mind on this matter cos america would know cheesy
CelebritiesRe: A Fan Blasted Ice Prince’s Girlfriend For Showing Her Massive Chest | PHOTO by tzoracle: 5:32pm On Feb 12, 2015
sinaj:
lolz...nairaland oracle...where iz ya shrine grin
i'm a 21st century oracle we work online grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Swindles Members Of Millions Of Naira, Explains Why He Watches Porn by tzoracle: 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2015
xvideos.com cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Austin Ejili Dies In Auto Crash (PDP Campaign Manager) by tzoracle: 3:26pm On Feb 12, 2015
Swegzfreak:
Vri nice atleast badbelle ppl dy decrease smal smal. . . #PDPMUSTGO
God have mercy on you
CelebritiesRe: A Fan Blasted Ice Prince’s Girlfriend For Showing Her Massive Chest | PHOTO by tzoracle: 3:18pm On Feb 12, 2015
sinaj:
um...i will av to consult d oracle first!
you have my blessings grin grin

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