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CelebritiesRe: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by tzoracle: 1:28am On Feb 02, 2015
jennyomalicha12:
It seems,like u are the one having d low iq
I want to knw so I will conferm u
My dear its confirm,english is not by force oo
I also understand broken-english
TV/MoviesRe: Share Your Biggest Baggage by tzoracle(op): 1:26am On Feb 02, 2015
gmacnoms:
Me and u jst watch am finish now. D show don finish, oya go sleep.
smiley hahaha
Did u notice something,no matter what the girl has done the guy would always pic the finer chic
RomanceRe: Five Amazing Facts About Ladies!!!! by tzoracle: 1:22am On Feb 02, 2015
MyInfoo:
FIVE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT LADIES!!!!
{1} They hate breast feeding their baby but they love breast feeding their boyfriends.
{2} They like dressing in very short mini-skirt but they keep pulling them down to their knees as they walk.
{3} They claim they hate s*x but they enjoy it more than the man!
{4} They like saving most of their money but they will spend yours till ur last kobo.
{5} They claim they are not interested in a man's wealth but again they swear not to date a broke guy.

True or False?
Op pls where you do you stay
I need to adress this crate of origin
CelebritiesRe: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by tzoracle: 1:19am On Feb 02, 2015
jennyomalicha12:
I want to knw
If I tell u,it means u have a low iq,no offense
CelebritiesRe: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by tzoracle: 1:14am On Feb 02, 2015
jennyomalicha12:
Really? Wat makes u to understand? Explain
You don't want to know
CelebritiesRe: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by tzoracle: 1:02am On Feb 02, 2015
Jennyomalicha12,seen most active in celebrities and FOODS

*looks at dp
Ok I now understand grin
TV/MoviesShare Your Biggest Baggage by tzoracle(op): 12:52am On Feb 02, 2015
I'm a very big fan of the jerry springer show baggage and I always wonder what the nigerian version would look like

Mine is that,
I can never tell a girl that I love her
What's yours?
FamilyRe: Some Common Things We All Do Whilst Takina A Dump (pooping) by tzoracle(op): 11:38pm On Feb 01, 2015
elantraceey:
grin grin

At least i'm not guilty of one tongue
So u just go and do your business and then leave?
That's just so boring!
FamilyRe: Some Common Things We All Do Whilst Takina A Dump (pooping) by tzoracle(op): 11:14pm On Feb 01, 2015
madgoat:
grin lol.. I av done all
So u also follow me dy create thread for toilet,toilet brain-storming
FamilySome Common Things We All Do Whilst Takina A Dump (pooping) by tzoracle(op): 11:06pm On Feb 01, 2015
Almost everyone in the world save for those with medical problems all take dumps,so here are some things we all do whilst pooping

Playing games: playing a very difficult stage and trying to let a tough one out can be a tricky situation,sometimes we forget what we came to do in the first place and focus on finishing the game

Studying: during exam periods,most of us try to get as much as we can into our heads and inside the loo is no exception. You can actually do your practicals when your reading about excretion,a win-win situation

Social networking: you might text a friend and say what 're u doing now and they gon be like nothing,that might be a lie. They might actually be in the crapper at the moment,but no one would ever tell you that. We were all guilty of this at one point in time

Reading: this is different from studying in the sense that you just want something to pass the time with while you crap,most people read newspapers,novels etc

*creating a new topic: this right here is my specialty smiley
PoliticsRe: Participate In Debate, Lawyers Tell Buhari by tzoracle: 10:30pm On Feb 01, 2015
I'm coming
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man In Court For Allegedly Securing A Job With Stolen Certificate by tzoracle: 3:44am On Jan 31, 2015
I'm I the only one who feels that this story has a sub plot smiley
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
naijaboiy:
Yes?

My opinion pricked you? undecided
Pricked u,is the pun intended smiley
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 10:45pm On Jan 29, 2015
Ipledge:
Am a virgin but I don't want virgin wife,she is ok for me if her toto never slack
Correct guy
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 10:35pm On Jan 29, 2015
ireneony:
That na your own, me I like virgins guys
Chai,chai,chai
Cougar alert
CareerRe: Obiano Raises Anambra Workers’ Salaries By 15 Per Cent by tzoracle: 11:47am On Jan 29, 2015
Japhet04:
Having known that election is just by the corner he has increased their salary just to lobby votes

I agree with pastor adeboye all politicians are the same they are liars and cheats

GEJ
With all due respect MR I'm very disappointed in you,you don't know anything about the anambra state civil service and what the governor is doing and your here shouting lobby votes,willie obiano had made a campaign promise which he fulfilled how does that entail lobbying of votes, A man who removed the 5% levy on civil servants for God knows what which was always deducted from their salary and paid leave allowances as at when due in his first year in office
Pls say what you know
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:35am On Jan 29, 2015
Prixus:
we r here my dear. sorry we came late. there was small hold-up in one other thread.



now to the op. there r two kinds of people in this world. the idealists n the realists. the former try to change things by talking n appealing to the sense of reasoning. even when things r not worth fighting they just can't let it go. the latter do more of action than words n they recognise battles that aren't worth fighting. keep ur ideals to yourself. don't bother trying to change people. u will spend so much time n resources in achieving so little. the world will always be the way it is. change comes but not as often as we like. what effect will these ur ideas yield on the long run. u will talk to a few, even here on NL, they read ur thread n in the next few days they've forgotten all about u.
be a realist n accept that u can't do much to change things like this. if u can't force people to accept what u preach then don't waste ur time.
Great things start with small steps bro,I don't care if they 4get me I'm not the focal point,they should just upgrade their mindset thatsall
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 8:33am On Jan 29, 2015
flylykace:
The promotion of virginity in Nigeria I think can help reduce all this sexual imorality
Not at all,take for instance if you ban porn the demand increases but if it's just as it is nobody cares same as virginity. If you place a high tag on it it's gonna be tampered with but If nobody cares a hoot about it it'l be preserved
CelebritiesRe: Lil-wayne Finally Sues Birdman's Cashmoney Records by tzoracle(op): 12:27am On Jan 29, 2015
If they eventually break up I'll forever miss that shout...'Young mulla baby' *sobz*
CelebritiesLil-wayne Finally Sues Birdman's Cashmoney Records by tzoracle(op): 12:26am On Jan 29, 2015
Lil Wayne
Sues Birdman's Cash Money ... I Want Out!
Lil Wayne has made good on his promise to go after Cash Money ... because he's filed a lawsuit asking a judge to end his contract with Birdman's label.According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, Wayne says Birdman and company violated the deal by withholding tens of millions of dollars Cash Money owes him for his long-delayed album, "Tha Carter V." Wayne claims because Cash Money is refusing to pay, he's entitled to walk. But Lil Wayne wants more than just a declaration of freedom. He's suing for $51 MILLION. And Wayne wants the judge to declare he's the joint copyright owner of all Young Money recordings ... which includes Drake, Nicki Minaj and several others.Sources connected to Wayne tell TMZ ... if Birdman antes up then he can release "Tha Carter V," but only if Wayne gets paid. Wayne says he was supposed to get an $8 million advance when he began recording in December, 2013 and another 2M when he completed the album a year later, but so far he's gotten nothing.

Source: www.tmz.com
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:33pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
Don't get me wrong virginity is very important. Am only against the fact that guys think only ladies should keep themselves why they can flirt around.
If its only flirting it won't be much of a problem but most of them take it farther
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:21pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
hmmmmmm okay i will when the needs arise but seriously am not the type who goes far to convince people. i prefer to leave them with their thoughts so far i am true with myself

what they think is none of my business
I understand you a female arguing that virginity isn't important doesn't paint such a bright picture but most people would listen to a guy which re-affirms what 've been saying
PhonesRe: SCAM ALERT: My Iphone 5s Experience 28th January 2015 by tzoracle: 11:18pm On Jan 28, 2015
Nigerians inbuilt anti-scam since 1900
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:09pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
i pray it will be a fruitful one because it will take God himself to change their opinion
Also try your best,I talk to my friends change misconceptions,but yes most of them are too bent on virginity
PoliticsRe: Breakingnews: WAEC Says It Has No Records On Buhari [letter Included] by tzoracle: 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2015
Even if its 9th page Idc I must book space

This story is too interesting not to make fp
RomanceRe: Virginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 11:00pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
soooooo true at op

nice one
Uwc,just doing my best to clear stereotypes
RomanceRe: Nairaland Members Who Probably have a crush Each other by tzoracle: 10:51pm On Jan 28, 2015
Japhet04:
*spreads mat*

*waiting for the thread derailers to come*

*sips whiskey* wink

this is gonna be fun cheesy
Bros u never tire to spread mat abeg shift make I set my lazyboy
RomanceVirginity A Two Way Thing by tzoracle(op): 10:47pm On Jan 28, 2015
Living the early stages of my life outside the shores of nigeria virginity was something that wasn't much of a deal,if you were one fine if you aren't fine no one really cares but it was a huge culture shock for me when I came to nigeria and saw how highly virginity was rated,but that isn't the real issue the main issue is how the onus is on the female to be one while the guys can go around and sow their oats while nobody cared. I'm really shocked when I hear people say if she isn't a virgin I'm not marrying her,I instantly ask them are you a virgin and I always get the reply I'm a guy its different,Nooo man its not its absolutely the same thing. Another aspect which isn't considered is the fact although girls might not be virgins they have also not known any man. Most guys self service,so if a girl does that and loses her virginity some dumb guy would say yo she isn't a virgin so we aren't gonna get married,how stupid does that sound? If you expect her to be a virgin you also must be a virgin nothing more nothing less. Another annoying thing is when a guy eventually marries a virgin and he discovers she doesn't have any skills and starts to cheat on her,why cheat on her you wanted a virgin and you got one so tick with it
Virginity is a two way thing you don't expect to be patronising red light districts,visiting brazzers and downloading loads of p.orn,enjoy yourself,release akamu and expect the females to be sex starved it just isn't right,I really hope we outgrow this ancient way of thinking of ours

Datsall
RomanceRe: men and Marriage by tzoracle: 1:05am On Jan 28, 2015
Women tend to handle burdens way better than men,In life you need someone to share your burdens with,someone who understands you and knows how to treat you right,marriage is not all about intimacy,there are men who have low sexual desires but still get married and you'l find out they have longer lasting marriages
RomanceRe: Should I Leave My Boyfriend? by tzoracle: 12:46am On Jan 28, 2015
Time registered jan 27 2015,welcome
Now let me go and read d post
RomanceRe: Heart Matters by tzoracle: 12:40am On Jan 28, 2015
Not to disrespect religion but I don't trust pastors,op the first step is to make your friend realise that there are many fishes in the ocean,find out his high school crushes,people that meant a lot to him before this girl. Encourage him to hit them up and watch out his desire for this girl fizzle out
RomanceRe: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by tzoracle: 12:36am On Jan 28, 2015
Just have enough paper

Datsall

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