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Guys share your texting tips,say no to 'kk'
Here's mine
Introduction: always make sure to start with your strong points and keep it straight and simple eg hi I'm seun,I run a blog and I live in lagos you? Rather than hey pretty,I'm seun,I own nairaland and I live in lasgidi

Try to always end with a question: this is very hard to practice,as some yimu will turn to national enquirer , eg,I enjoy chocolate cake,what's your fancy rather than I like to eat chocolate cakes,which one do you like

be versatile: I watch loads of reality tv and chic flicks,not that I do anything with it but it helps me to interact with girls much more easily. Eg nice legs you got there,reminds me of kenya moore rather than nice legs
In the former you have created an avenue for further communication whilst in the latter you'll probably just get a thank you

Timing: try messaging her at periods when you know other dudes aint texting her,you can't expect to message a girl for the first time around 7-9pm and expect her to leave all the other dudes and answer a newbie,that's not happening.you might get mono syllabic replies,but that won't help you
These are the ones that come to mind at the moment

Cos they know its election and this time we have a valid excuse

Nl girls suck

And that's minus the gay mofos who use female accts

Pej

CLOUDGOSSIPS:
Lol
But if Fayemi was there, it would have been worst.

'Worst' I tell u,'worst'

shift15:
Is it right?

This is the reason why aliens won't talk to us

Modified*
Mtn na yimu

shift15:
Is it right?

This is the reason why aliens won't talk to us

This op na yimu

That place na ass

Apc

Accumulating
Past
Criminals

Datsall

lilbabyak:
OP sleep tight, wake up then repost
Sai GMB

B4 I sleep,what's d meaning of sai
Been seeing it and acting as if I know what it means
Till mrnn bro

hyfr:
Because they won't allow him bringing along osibanjo. I expected something like this. Op pls modify and put all info's here plus the link. This is FP material.

browser problems

Saw this now,thought to share


Buhari Gives Real Reason Why He Wont Be Attending The Presidential Debate
According to various media outlets, the impending debate between the Presidential Candidates contesting the forthcoming elections has received a spanner in the works, after APC Flag bearer, General Muhammadu Buhari, announced today that he would not be participating in the debate..click below to see why

http:///2015/01/i-boycotted-the-debate-because-they-wont-allow-me-bring-osibanjo-along-buhari/

Tales by moonlight

Man must kpansh

Though its easier to catch a guy,it wouldn't be often,as for girls...

Them own na steady thing

I don't trust this survey

9ja girl wey no want make her yansh big for dress
Issorite

Election biko

At least I'll save my paper

Drunk in love*

timilehing:
Blame it on Jonathan why? cos during his tenure, companies act as they pleased. No checkmate

This is the reason why aliens won't talk to us

MrKontrovErsy:
guy i dont understand u a bit

i saw d gal's first comment and she didnt say anything about herself
its u who checked her profile and find out shez a white and started making fun of her
i read d comments of both of u
i didnt see her praise herself
i dont know her neither do i want anything from her
but what u said might hurt her feelings dats why i felt for her
imagine if dats ur sis
pls b fair!

It was just a simple joke
As for her being white,I saw her pics on the thread first

I guarantee u freedom of speech but freedom after speech?

paycash:
Buhari is the strong man to unleash the PDP's dragon for ideal of stealing is not a corruption.

No wonder igbo men like PDP for same ideal and igbo man said stealing is a business.

Nkita lacha gi anya, anu ofia
Ndi bia iburu ozi gi nwuo garri
Enwe

Guykhena:
The Blacklist..
So addictive,I had an all-night with season 1

Menn,that show is something else

IceSplash:
Guilty Guilty

So all this girls follow us dy play game 4 loo

Issorite

candygosh:
Lol gimme anything from jerry springer anyday. My bf used to hiss at me watching the jerry springer show then and he'd be like why would any sane person go on TV and beat each other up. It was fun for me sha.

Now to baggage, my biggest piece of baggage will be

'I hit on cute dark guys' of course u don't get to see one ever day. Lmao.

I love it when the guy who's cheating comes out and is like you don't know me and the girl rushes and then slaps him..and the crowd chants you suck,you suck

MrKontrovErsy:
stop wasting ur time on that boy
i dont understand the reason he is beefing u
he is hater
but u will not understand
pls dont mind him

'He is hater not'

Cos she'z white she expects erry1 to trip 4 her,nigerians and low self esteem

MrKontrovErsy:
how old are u u are a big fool
the gal has done nothing wrong to u

Ok,defender of the faithful

jennyomalicha12:
Why giving excuses if ur going on dating zone or not?
Are u a baby?
Laff wan tear my belle

K.

Airforce1:
You're taking it too personal bro

I guess so,I better leave d dumb lass alone

jennyomalicha12:
U are the one putting it on attraction
I am talking about being a bit gentle with people
I beg u dont think this section is dating zone
Am sorry if u are in use of it but this is celebrity zone
Lool

If I've ever visited the dating zone section let me die,I just made fun of u and u expect me to explain to you that i made fun of you and you can't pick the subtle messages that I don't want to go there,you have a really warped brain

jennyomalicha12:
Thank God I dnt like u too
Ur feeling too big

Because I'm not attracted to u means that I'm feeling too big
S.m.h

[quote author=jennyomalicha12 post=30345415][/quote]osi o,why not just say u don't understand english

Airforce1:
i guess he like you but don't know how to tell you

Lol,she's not my spec