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Seyi shay make your lil guy salute
Chidinma makes you want to leave your gf
Tiwa savage makes you spit

The bigger the bills the harder I ball-khalifa



Datsall

so this is nigeria where most girls would never keep it 100 and the hearts of guys are always broken,although there are still the loyal ones,they are hard to find so here are my tips to find out whether you are really the only guy in her life

Observation: this is the most vital part,but be sure to be smart about the way you go about it.this is just basically to look out without acting,notice whether she changed her normal schedule and why,whether she reacts differently when you touch her,does she pull away or does she give in much too easily,did she just start to use expensive products which are way way more costly than she can afford EVEN with the support of family or friends,the thing is just to be open minded never have 100% trust this is nigeria

Investigation: After your through with the observation and you discover anomalies you can ask her plainly or if you still want to discover more you can awake the sherlock homes in you. You can start with the old methods like going through her contacts and messages,to the advanced one's like spot-checking and enlisting the help of friends. When you check her contacts do you see weird contact names like first bank mushin john or alert ,go through the messages are there intimate messages not from you which are RECIPROCATED or does she delete her messages even the special ones between you two,this might be a very good sign. As for spot checking this was a method I developed with the help of my friend, call at odd hours when you know what she should already do by that time, if there is no reply try her at least two to three times,there might be valid reasons why she can't pick but if this habit continues be worried. But the most efficient is when you enlist the help of TRUSTED friends,give them her contacts,location etc and see how far they can go with her if she can blow away their advances then you can put your mind to rest for a while but if she falls for them like a pack of cards,bro you better high tail it out of that relationship
Nb* make sure you use friends who are likely to attract girls and make sure she isn't familiar with any one of them

Extreme cases: there are some girls who you can never find with the conventional means so you can try the bizzare. Do this to the point where it is legal or you might be arrested for stalking,you can activate the gps tracker on her phone or car,use multiple accounts to trace her on social networks,hire a private investigator etc

Disclaimer: if she later proves to be 100% clean don't come here to call my name cause your on your own

Tecno phones are so useless

You forget to mention the white background in the pictures

Akshow:
nice. why is it not on front page? but if na tonto dike put new cloth e go reach front page

I crate of hero 4 u

I read all,but can't remember all

Btw,nice research

Richy4:
I opened politics section ones and I discovered a lot of people throwing insult left, right and center. Who doesn't know how to comport themselves in public forum.
I never made such mistake again. Family section is dry but really good for me.at least they have their sanity.

Politics will teach u new curse words daily,those ppl sha

shachris:
Nigeria has no basis for unity, you say, yet your big men keep buying and building mansions in the west and North. Are you sure you are not being deceived bro?

'Your big men'
I'm giving you the views of the common man

And here was I thinking he was finished,his still going hard at it,the time is after 1 nawa oo
I wamt to share more details but i don't know when he plans to end
But his preaching is about jonah and nineveh and his also talking about anoda jonah,is this intentional?

Its like his done.he is now praying

In the time of nineveh,the president heard the message and made atonements but in our own time they shout kill the messenger

free2ryhme:
can read your post and ask yourself if Nigerians are stupid

Bro its not like the tape wouldn't still come out,so what do I gain from lying
Some people sha

pekeyim:
How can someone write this with no proof.

Buhari's Supporters with dead brain cells will start insulting a sitting President?

If u don't like Him, Use ur PVC
Which He Provided so u can guide your vote and Vote Him out.....!!!


Thanks.

Mr I don't support anyone if u like u can go through my posts,I'm just enlightning nigerians

Good day and God bless

No political party can save Nigeria only God can..amen and amen
My joy is that God has given us a solution,look at the situation of nigeria now

Amam na ozi a atoro uto na nti

Man's inhumanity to man
When someone takes all the money meant for everybody

How will our girls marry when our men are unemployed,they are now shouting oil has dropped what happened before oil dropped

Lol!

One noticeable thing though people don't shout amen en masse like they did on other sundays
Is this a sign?

Let me contnue sha

Many of you are poor not because your meant to be poor but because criminals have swindled you of money meant to develop you,eligwe ne ne anyi anya,the quality of buhari cannot be compared to those criminals

I'm abbreviating the thing,before they say I'm apc

Mbok I don try,I dy my hoz use style dy go church,make I go watch my movie jare,later watch the tape

Igbo enwero eze,so who God brings for you makuo onye ahu,igbo enwere onye!

In the days of niniveh there was no kidnapping but now look around

What sin has not been committed in nigeria,if someone says nigeria will fall,they would call for his head

Today they say it's the northern privilege but does anybody know what would happen tomorrow,I'm not supporting any party but ihe a na agbowa m'obi

I place my hand on this alter and say let the world hear my voice

There is no 1kobo of goodluck,buhari or ekweremmadu all I'm shouting is change,cause disaster is coming

There is disaster coming like nineveh(hope I spelt right ) ,and gomorrah destruction is coming,change I say change

shachris:
I would rather remain in Nigeria that be a part of a thousand south sudanese. If that is your prayer for the Igbo nation, it can never work for you bro.

Our father's died fighting for a better life for their generations to come. The essence of the war, at least the real essence and not the ojukwu ego part, is to make life easier for the coming generations.

Dude your missing the point,nigeria has no basis for unity,shikina

I'm reaching u live from my house behind ckc parish,mbaka is trashing gej again,anybody there should please give us the full gist

shachris:
This sort of reasoning is what has being keeping us back for ages? Actually, what do you think our fore-fathers died fighting for?

Freedom,look at sudan and learn,when people have nothing in common together they can't stand. Even scotland that has been part of great britain from time immemorial didn't they have misgivings about the union

shachris:
I have always said it. Ndigbos have no future supporting the Ijaws. What is their political prowess in Nigeria?

We need to work out a way to either form an allegiance with the yorubas or Hausa if we are ever gonna make the most out of Nigeria, or we fight together for our sovereignty.

And let the blood of our fore fathers be in vain?
What we need is one spirit and unity

braine:
Nothing compares to Politics section, that is the life of Nairaland. Though, Romance section; maybe.

As in ehh,but sometimes romance seems a bit like fiction