₦airaland Forum

So today I was so bored that I decided to go through every section on nairaland,and then I discoverd some sections I had never seen before,like diaries,pets etc,I found some boring and some very interesting here are my picks for most interesting,I don't want to name any boring sections before the oga at d top would see it

Politics,romance,celebrities sometimes family,what's yours?

Bro neva trust cup games

Anyway sha
I always make a habit of betting against most top clubs,u neva know what might happen

waleadex:
My prediction for Sunday 25th January 2015 goes thus :
Juventus 1x & over 1.5
Roma 2x
Valencia 1
Inter Milan 1
PSG 2x & over 1.5

Good luck...

Bro inter might lose here's mine
Fiorentina vs roma-both teams score
Valencia vs sevilla-over 1.5/both teams score
Club brugges-1
Espanyol-1x
Sporting cp-1
Saint etienne vs psg-both teams score
Rennes vs caen-1x
Reims vs lens-1x
Gent vs oestende- both teams score
Porto-1
Galatassary-1
S.korea-1
Braga-1

The locals who live around and have to dress up just to buy bread..very tiring

sheddo619:
no one here is telling u to go for girls of such clibre but money gives u an edge

No it doesn't,ur I.q does

sheddo619:
If u get moni u no go get any problem @ o.p

I don't do shallow girls

Steal pharrel's

So your walking down the street you see a pretty girl walking down and you want to approach her,then all of a sudden scenarios start to play out in your head. You envisage a situation which finally ends in your pockets being drained and you just put the thought behind you,most guys have been in such a situation only few such as the daring,the desperate and the playboys still go ahead to woo the girl,a normal guy wouldn't want any extra problem on his head. There are some mindsets which nigerian girls should change to make them more accessible
Flirting: flirting actually makes you live a longer life as proven by scientists,ladies some guys just want to play naughty whilst standing in a banking queue without wanting to ever see you again,its just a game of fun play with it,flirting actually breaks the ice in an awkward moment,rather than stand and just blow gums you can actually put your brains to exercise and flirt

Texting: if your social network with negrian girls and you've never been told K. Bro I doff my hat for u. majority of girls in nigeria text just to interract with their numerous maga's they don't pay attention to nice guys who only want someone to chat with and nothing else rather your moved to zones.

Oral discussions: crack up discussions on things other than entertainment or the likes with a girl on the bus and your likely to get the mind your business look. You never know who you might meet,an employer,a business financer etc

This is not applicable to all nigerian girls,their are the amazing ones. Its just that the majority are very snobby and mean,pls be more friendly not all guys want to 69 you.

MissMeiya:
I just spotted "those people" in this thread. Yes, we see you. The ones saying we're whining. Then stop begging.

Disgusting. Why shouldn't I complain? I've never met or even heard the voice of 89% of these people a day in my life before I started working, and NOW you remember me? I post a picture on instagram for my FRIENDS, not you, and you say I'm bragging? Abeg carry your eye go jor! Who asked to you follow me?? I had to delete my Facebook so my family couldn't find me. TWICE.

I didn't give birth to you. You never did anything for me or my parents. I don't owe you shít. Entitlement mentality.

They would never get tired till u do something illegal and get deported,then u come back and they ridicule u

fabiano09:
look at all of dem,shame on all of you complaining,if you notice dey are mostly ibo n few yorubas. Its a culture,some of you were sent abroad by pains frm dose relatives you so despise now,if its so bad out dere y dont you go back to naija?! I have friends dt ar abroad,dia family sold dia lands n even borrowed money to sponsor dem abroad and you hv d effrontery to say dey r disturbin you. Try dt in some families u go see pepper!. That is why i like the edo pple,wateva dey can do,dey will do. Any money i make i will send for my people because you will not live foreva overseas. Even if you die dere na dem go bury u. I know your types complaining,all dis janitors and burger joints workers. Rubbish.

Even if we are burger joint workers and janitors we aspire to attain greater heights. We can't do that without capital,and this keeps happening if we don't have savings,I personally know of a yoruba guy in texas who worked for eight years at kfc,he saved every single penny he earned and now owns his own food chain. Family should understand that we have to make a living too

wierdpsycho:
I see alot of them and see how they are worse than Nigerians back home that they constantly belittle

Bro inasmuch that I don't support the belittling,we are better off all round,if you doubt wait till after feb 14

wierdpsycho:
you dumbo blacks know nothing but pop out little rug rats like sick hedge hogs...... and here u all are complaining about leeches.... you guys are the biggest leeches... Uncle sam is constantly taxing hardworking dudes just to save your pesky butts... stop complaining..asian blokes work twice as hard and still send moola in large quants

America was built on black sweat,and as for asians better job opportunities.Give a black niggga that sort of opportunity and watch him own a fortune 500 company

One day I came to school and this girl I had a crush on was surrounded by boys who were kneeling down and singing chinny baby by flavour for her her name is chimaamanda her friends started shouting that they should leave her alone that her heart was elsewhere then they started to shout my name,I just walked up took her hand and led her into the walkway..damn I never felt happier

What irks me the most is when people don't address the issue raised and shout sai thi sai that
By the way nice observation op

Inasmuch that I'm indifferent to them both
Have u ever heard the term innocent until proven guilty,do u know how much is spent to lobby foreign legislators to support jonathan

Good day and Godbless

kramer:
So who's this USA based consultant? Or you mean to say an igbo man called omoregie says the result is fake
Also who cares if it's a USA based consultant? It doesn't mean he/she is right
[s]
Anyway the cert is fake and that's already been established we don't need an American consultant to confirm that[/s]

That's a statement of result not the actual result... So much for your American consultant

Omoregie is not and can never be an igbo name
Good day and God bless

veave:
every tom dick and harry will ask for money.
even people who have never talked to you will email a list of things you should send to them.
relatives you never knew exist will tell you how they are entitled to some ridiculous amount of dollars from you monthly. why, "na dem train your papa for secondary school"
your immediate family nko? they will go and collect gbese to pose all in your name... "my broad dey yankee, e go soon send me dollars now now. no worry I go pay"






which way naija?

Then everyone would start to add u on fb,whatsapp etc and start to initiate marriage talks

JEITO:
I think the most common is the request for money. If only they knew that some of these family members abroad are not that better off....but trust naija guys; them no wan fall hand so even though hunger dey drill hole for their belle, dem must scrap something send down just to cover face.

The annoying part is that they make more money

When by chance you happen to make your way out of nigeria and start to make a living abroad some relatives of yours make life not one to be enjoyed here are some of the common ones

Letter of invitation: if you per chance become a full citizen you become inundated with lots of requests. Everyone wants a letter of invitation.

Finance: This is the most annoying. Everybody expects you to be super rich once you live abroad,you keep being asked for money for saundry things that could well have easily been taking care of without your knowledge. Take for instance if you live in america and you earn 700$ a week after paying all your bills and sending money home you have very little savings,you can't afford luxury things for yourself

Spiritual attacks (winch)
Like m.I says 'bad belle is allowed' but the one from people in the villa is too much. Most people won't live and let live they keep looking for whose life to destroy.once you go abroad even if your a janitor who barely makes a living they still send bullets to u

Gift: when during xmas period you see a black person carrying a lot of gifts in his/her trolley that person is probably a nigerian. You buy things for everybody ranging from your siblings to your father's nephew's cousin's sister's stepson's gateman. Everybody must get something or the person woulrd start to spew trash about you

These are some of the ones I know of if you have ever been in this position feel free to add yours

Back when I was a kid I usually had this thought in my mind that #5 aint money until last xmas
if u live in enugu u might relate to this story,I had gone to market to pick up some things and then boarded a bus back,because it was xmas the conductor kept shouting #100 anywhere your going or don't enter,when I reached my destination I put my hand in my pocket only to discover that I had been pick-pocketed,I searched myself thoroughly and whether na winch I no sabi but I only saw #95,just see as I begin sweat cos our conductors here no dy here pls,I just dy use style give the conductor the money begin use eye signs beg am. At that moment I regretted all the times I had looked down on #5 as nothing

If u have ever been in a situaution like this where just #5 humiliated u share your story

pureguide:
lols. Who we go ask?

Who else











But google

My street has more fine girls than nairaland and facebook






And I'm sure they are really girls

If nigeria girl propose to you

Omo,check her birth certificate

Op you know u could use your talents as a writer to great effect rather than e-wars
#justsaying

This quote though

Only few would understand the rest would start to shout
Sai gej
Sai buhari
Slowpokes

Everybody now makes up his/her own theory an then adds reliable source

Stereotypes

ARKdiscloser7:
Pls take this campaign to the south west in Nigeria.
Must they be fair?
Disgusting looking bleached girls with greenish stretch mark all over the west just in the bid to be fair , even their guys.

It's now like a right of passage in the yoruba entertainment scene

Off to work
Lata folks

missyAL:
One million march for abacha : Daniel Kanu
Ojukwu supported Abacha too : http://www.gamji.com/article1000/NEWS1690.htm (He was in Washington DC in 1995, convincing his fellow kinsmen to support Abacha)

excerpts

[b]Ojukwu's recent presence in the Washington DC area did not inspire much enthusiasm within the Igbo community. The Igbo's earlier perception of him was shaped through the distorted prisms of the Biafran propaganda. The Biafran propaganda apotheosized him, so, in the Igbo minds, he became something of a deity, an invaluable political asset. But, over the years, he proved himself a political profligate, improvidently spending his political capital. His repeated political blunders, especially, that his infamous waltz with Sani Abacha demystified and stripped him of much of his political legitimacy. It left him devoid of any political good will, except for the lingering grip of the Biafran propaganda on some Igbo minds.

As an emissary of the Abacha government, he was in Washington DC. His mission then was to burnish the badly blemished image of the Abacha government, evidently for a consideration. It was 1995, and he stood before an exclusively Igbo audience. As usual, he was a riveting presence: a consummate orator, a captivating demagogue. With credulous and adoring listeners, he was spouting some half truths, twisted facts and some downright falsehood; and his audience in their gullibility were applauding. That forum reinforced my earlier conviction that the problem with politicians is that they generally lie too much, that the problem with their following is that they barely think, and that it is the volatile mix of these two worrisome realities that has brought the world most of its political calamities

But, over the years, he proved himself a political profligate, improvidently spending his political capital'
This is what you quoted right?,it was during a war time people were disorientated any intelligent person can make himself seem like a beacon of hope only later does the true colour reveal itself it's not something particular to the igbo race.
And besides there were people of other major tribes who supported abacha did they speak for the whole tribe. Do your research well.[/quote]

I thought nigeria runs a multi-party system

Why always buhari or gej
Preconceived mindsets

kokoA:
I'm sorry but Igbos do no have a mind of their own, they support any government in power. When Buhari becomes president come may 29th 2015, igbo elders will be the first to pay him a congratulatory visit, igbo governors will be the first to decamp to the new party in power, they will trace GMB's family tree up any level to tell the world how one of his great great grand uncles was married to an igbo woman from Arondizogwu..

My brother the igbo man has no spokesman our leades are only after their pockets ana ele anyi kobo n'afu inasmuch I have my problems with the yorubas and northeners one thing I admire is unity they do both right and wrong together and that's what igbo youths of today are gearing up for.