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Health / Re: Soldiers Attack Borno COVID-19 Committee, One Dead by u11ae1013: 11:09pm On Jun 13, 2020
Farki:


Good you understand that the soldiers broke the rules so civilians could enter the city not the soldiers themselves?

The main crux of the argument is that they are helping civilians to break the laws while threatening non combatants and killing an allied security operative through recklessness which is another matter on it's own.

Also read section 170 of the armed forces act if you think Nigerian soldiers are exempt from the law.
its like you just returned from pluto if not you would remember what happened few months ago because of the stupid curfew. Could convid team save the civilians if they face any attack?. I guess you can not understand what people are facing over there because you sit inside your parlor in Lagos drinking zobo

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Romance / Re: The Only Duty You Own Your Girlfriend Is Courtesy :reno Omokri by u11ae1013: 3:58pm On Jun 13, 2020
I am SHOCKED
Science/Technology / Re: A 50,000-Year-Old Lake In India Turns Pink And Experts Don't Know Exactly Why by u11ae1013: 1:29pm On Jun 12, 2020
Emeka might be behind it.

It is as a result of a natural phenomenon called algae bloom
Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by u11ae1013: 6:57am On Jun 09, 2020
kudumopol:



U11ae1013: Undergraduate-2011-Agricultural Engineering student-UTME No.13-ABU Zaria. Bursted tongue
you catch me

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Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by u11ae1013: 9:29pm On Jun 08, 2020
La bang la die

But I have a friend who will bang and chew the chicken leg join

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Is Real. My Friend, A Med Lab Scientist Just Died by u11ae1013: 6:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
salford1:
Why would anyone not believe that Cvd 19 is real? The numbers being reported are real numbers and not some made up figures.
na you count am?
Health / Re: Coronavirus Is Real. My Friend, A Med Lab Scientist Just Died by u11ae1013: 6:02pm On Jun 07, 2020
kingi777:

Yes he had high BP which was being managed but Covid-19 triggered his death. He was in critical condition that he couldn't breath and died inside the car that was to take him to Kaduna isolation centre. Infact those with him were helplessly watching him dying
That's one of the reasons, it's adviced for people with underlying disease to be cautious.
sorry about your friend
Health / Re: 389 New COVID-19 Cases, 130 Discharged And 9 Deaths On June 6 (1,442 Tested) by u11ae1013: 11:58pm On Jun 06, 2020
Another 300+ candidate admitted into Corona dancing and protest school
Romance / Re: Geography Students, Please What Is The Name Of This Rock?(PICS) by u11ae1013: 10:58pm On Jun 06, 2020
Man-doom rock

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Romance / Re: When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Your Neighborhood (pictures Included) by u11ae1013: 9:04pm On Jun 05, 2020
SenorFax:

Wagon
nope G-spottt

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Romance / Re: When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Your Neighborhood (pictures Included) by u11ae1013: 9:00pm On Jun 05, 2020
I remember when a pretty lady moved into my neighborhood way back, I started carving my head with razor blade just to look like a black American, until it became so obvious that I was going bald, common "hello", I no get liver talk

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Religion / Re: "My Church Will Remain Closed" - Chris Okotie Rejects Government Guidelines by u11ae1013: 8:52pm On Jun 05, 2020
airminem:
grin

H for Haram
no, H for happle

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Religion / Re: "My Church Will Remain Closed" - Chris Okotie Rejects Government Guidelines by u11ae1013: 8:47pm On Jun 05, 2020
And so I hilariously unplugged my phone and hilariously opened my browser, then I hilariously logged into nairaland and I hilariously opened this thread before I hilariously plugged my phone back then I hilariously left it to be charging while I hilariously continued browsing

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Romance / Re: Quick Release Whenever A Lady Touches Me by u11ae1013: 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2020
If you came too soon, you might be gone too soon
Romance / Re: Married Man Faints After Sex With Married Lover In Lagos by u11ae1013: 5:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
Thank God she did not claim rape

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Health / Re: 348 New Covid-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On June 3 - (1535 Tested) by u11ae1013: 12:28am On Jun 04, 2020
Confirmedzombie:
We are really bitter and disappointed on the FG for easing the lockdown.

The best the FG would have done is to enforce a total lockdown across all the states of the federation until further notice.

The cases keep increasing since the relaxation of the lockdown and the FG have the mind to lift the ban on religious centres.

What a fools paradise. Which way Nigerians, do we fold our arms and allow this COVID-19 consume us.

We call on the FG as a matter of urgency to declare a total lockdown of all states now until further notice.

We all should be able to care for ourselves and families without any pallative.

Wake up Nigerians, wake up, wake up.
at this point you are still foolish, hope you are not up to 40 years old

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Health / Re: 348 New Covid-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On June 3 - (1535 Tested) by u11ae1013: 12:24am On Jun 04, 2020
flemsy15:
daily cases are decreasing drastically in foreign countries, so they are now gradually relaxing lockdown. In Nigeria, daily cases are averagely on d increase and we're joining foreign countries to relax lock down. somethings don't just add up, are NCDC giving us d right figures?
nobody is forcing you not to lock yourself and your family down, you can even lock yourself inside pot of soup, ode

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kagame Sends 18 Chinese Back To China As He Takes No Nonsense by u11ae1013: 12:47pm On Jun 02, 2020
But over here, we give them police escorts and lodge them in Sheraton hotel even when some of us are aware that they are prisoners competing there jail term in Africa
Crime / Re: Tanker Truck Drives Into Protesters, Banks Burned To The Ground In US (Photos) by u11ae1013: 4:58am On Jun 01, 2020
Stupidity is trending American issues leaving your own country

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Romance / Re: How Do I Prevent Rashes And Bumps On My Face After Using Shaving Stick by u11ae1013: 12:19pm On May 31, 2020
EmmaJnr1:
I love it completely shaved and smooth...if I can know how to prevent that rashes and bumps I will b happy
if you are using razor, stick with it, although you should experience razor bumps initially but your skin will adjust
Romance / Re: How Do I Prevent Rashes And Bumps On My Face After Using Shaving Stick by u11ae1013: 11:49am On May 31, 2020
Some people's skin reacts to razor, I will advise you grow your beards
Health / Re: 389 New COVID-19 Cases, 116 Discharged And 5 Deaths On May 27 - (1422 Tested) by u11ae1013: 11:46pm On May 27, 2020
Kogi has finally been promoted to the first league, just like liecester city won the league, kogi might score golden goal

Meanwhile, who knows someone who knows somebody that has it?.
I am not talking about malaria, I mean someone on ventilator

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Just Returned My Ring After Six Years Of Engagement - Heartbroken Man by u11ae1013: 5:26pm On May 26, 2020
Lord of the rings
Health / Re: COVID-19: Lagos Enlists 600 Patients For Chloroquine Clinical Trials by u11ae1013: 6:59pm On May 24, 2020
OgunLaakaye:


smh..

FDA too is a media company right?

United Kingdom, Italy and spain too are media company shey?

Stop all this beer parlour news.

Its been proven by scientist that drug is not the cure and confirmed by standard regulatory agencies.

And you are here on Nairaland saying whats not.

so which drug has been approved?
we have been treating malaria with chloroquine before you were born, so keep your propaganda to yourself

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Romance / Re: Encounter With Spirit At Night While Sleeping by u11ae1013: 7:59pm On May 19, 2020
Atitee in yoruba

It's a demonic spirit(incubus spirit)
Health / Re: Madagascar Coronavirus Cure Lands In Nigeria by u11ae1013: 4:30pm On May 16, 2020
Waiting for the sharing formula

60% to the north
10% to south-west
20% aso villa
10% South - South
Ugwu leaf to South East

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Politics / Re: Ogun Extends Covid-19 Lockdown A Third Time by u11ae1013: 7:30am On May 16, 2020
Glifted:
Lower cases in Lagos State, you must be living in "Alice wonderland"
Get well soon bro.

have you seen videos of our isolation centers, how they are dancing, stealing doctors phones, protesting on the street and running away from centers
If our Corona is the same with Italy, why are we not dropping dead after 4months

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by u11ae1013: 7:25am On May 16, 2020
martineverest:
same question Brazilians and Russians have been asking for like 4months until this week...Brazil recorded about 1k cases last week,but since Monday cases have jumped from 1k to 12k to 15k yesterday and about 225k cases in total...Russia is about 235k cases overall
liar, which brasil recorded 1k a week before, at least before you type something you heard from your neighbor, check for confirmation online

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by u11ae1013: 7:24am On May 16, 2020
martineverest:
corona has been in Brazil and Russia same duration in Europe.....have u. checked the recent figures from those countries?..Brazil recorded 15k plus cases yesterday alone and Russia is 11k cases...both countries got almost 230k cases each .

south African cases'
is going close to 15k ,Egypt is about 13k cases ...and ghana is almost 6k cases.
so what can we do about that, lockdown and wait for us to be used as pigs for vaccine test?
Bro, bro, accept to live with it, period.
As for the numbers you are quoting, more of it will come
Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by u11ae1013: 12:23am On May 16, 2020
ponziponzi:


Be careful what you wish for. Brazil was in our situation 2 weeks ago, now they have more that 200k cases and they are now burying people in mass.
do not panic else you die of panic instead of coronavirus.
There is nothing you can do about the virus than to accept your fate, I think God has been merciful towards us in these continent else, the virus entered same month with other countries and for us, it's so far so good

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by u11ae1013: 12:11am On May 16, 2020
2gbasky22:
They need to Lockdown Lagos for straight 6months, if they want to eradicate this virus anytime soon in that state..... Total Lockdown oh, no be play when dem dey play so.

NB: Effects of the partial easing of Lockdown has not started reflecting on the daily confirmed cases. that is supposed to start as from 14 days .... Which begins as from Monday


It is quite unfortunate that Nigeria/Nigerians are still playing with this virus.

Some still do not believe it exist... lol

Not until they start seeing fatalities like what they had in Europe and America.... the government and the people of Nigeria are not going to sit up.

but I know say
OUR GOD NO GO SHAME US Las Las
bros calm down, Corona has been in Nigeria the same duration with Europe,(4 months) why are we not dropping dead on the street, use ya head

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Health / Re: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 1240 Tested, 140 Discharged And 3 Deaths On May 15 by u11ae1013: 11:50pm On May 15, 2020
Lol, believe this at your own peril.

There is a better way to say you want to lockdown lagos than fabricate figures few days to buhari's prepared speech

One thing I know is, people are no longer afraid, Corona is no longer an unknown enemy, it's no longer a visitor but our neighbor, so, we will live with it and serve it with chloroquine + zinc +vitamins and yoruba pepper

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