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Health / Re: Lagos Confirms 3 Coronavirus Deaths by u11ae1013: 1:23pm On Apr 18, 2020
Please let them send those Chinese doctors back, they are angels of death

Secondly, I heard aisha buhari will be frying akara from dusk till dawn

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Politics / Re: Babagana Kingibe Scheming To Succeed Abba Kyari As Buhari's Chief Of Staff - SR by u11ae1013: 1:23pm On Apr 18, 2020
Corona is waiting

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari's Body Arrives Abuja by u11ae1013: 10:11am On Apr 18, 2020
Who will now be giving orders in aso villa now

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by u11ae1013: 9:50am On Apr 18, 2020
My neighbor who always drinks his baby's urine

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Chinese In Guinea To Be Deported Should Anything Happen To Guineans-guinea Offic by u11ae1013: 8:02am On Apr 18, 2020
In Nigeria, most of the Chinese engineering consultants you see are prisoners sent by Chinese government to perform community services and generate money for there government

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Politics / Re: TCN: Free Electricity Is Mere Propaganda by u11ae1013: 7:15am On Apr 17, 2020
We did not believe it in the first place since abba kyari is still giving orders from ICU, his orders doesn't favor the masses

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Romance / Re: Let's Discuss, A Man Stays In His Family House With His Wife by u11ae1013: 4:34pm On Apr 16, 2020
In this Corona period, any were you see, stay
Romance / Re: There Is Always One Guy That Fvck We Ladies Free- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Reveal by u11ae1013: 12:54pm On Apr 16, 2020
ChoCho54:
Thank you for sharing your not too easy upbringing with us. I will no longer wonder why you are full of hate on here.
I guess you are among the " some of the girls" he was referring to

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Health / Re: No Chinese Doctor Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Lai Mohammed by u11ae1013: 9:47am On Apr 16, 2020
Liar
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment For Short-Term Consultancy At NCDC In The 19 States Affected by u11ae1013: 5:52pm On Apr 15, 2020
Something tells me that the VACCINE for these virus will be developed by a mechanical engineer

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Imposes Total Lockdown In Kano After Recording A 4th Case Of Coronavirus by u11ae1013: 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2020
He will soon blame Sanusi and kwankwaso for bringing diseases that is not there culture to the north

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Romance / Re: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship by u11ae1013: 11:47am On Apr 14, 2020
In the process of friendship, you become friendzoned.
By the way I don't need a female friend

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Crime / Re: Children Killed As Air Force ‘Accidentally Bombs’ Borno Village by u11ae1013: 6:13am On Apr 14, 2020
What you get when you absorb a repentant bokoharam into the airforce and ask him to bomb the enemy

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Politics / Re: Buratai: I Won’t Return To Abuja Until Boko Haram Is Defeated by u11ae1013: 6:26pm On Apr 13, 2020
The next news you will hear is " brutai has been abducted by iswap".

Nonsense, the same bokoharam you have technically defeated

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Romance / Re: Mosquito On Your Ex Head, What Will You Use To Kill It by u11ae1013: 5:00pm On Apr 13, 2020
Coke bottle
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by u11ae1013: 2:53pm On Apr 13, 2020
President Buhari to read a prepared speech composed by abba kyari's daughter halima in Cuba - Nnamadi Kanu

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Politics / Re: Easter: Sultan Urges Christians To Work With Muslims To End Insecurity by u11ae1013: 2:37pm On Apr 13, 2020
Ayam hungry
Romance / Re: Do God Really Use Pastors To Show Persons Their Life Partners? by u11ae1013: 12:46pm On Apr 11, 2020
"He who finds a wife", not he who his pastor finds a wife for.

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Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed Attends Crowded Juma'at Setrvice After Recovering From Coronavirus by u11ae1013: 8:06am On Apr 11, 2020
In the north, experience is not the greatest teacher but religion

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Joins OPEC To Cut Crude Oil Production by u11ae1013: 3:27pm On Apr 10, 2020
Were is buhari who wants do stabilize global oil price

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Romance / Re: What Have You Notice About Your Partner During This Lockdown by u11ae1013: 3:22pm On Apr 10, 2020
She is a nagsmith, she wakes me up at night to settle irrelevant issues like, "honey, why did you go to the bathroom with your phone and spent 30 minutes"? , are you chatting with her?

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: I'll Protect Nigerians Against Coronavirus, Says Buhari by u11ae1013: 8:57pm On Apr 09, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Salawa Abeni TVC Interview About Her Nude Photo & Blackmailer, Jason (Video) by u11ae1013: 4:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
Psalm 119:1-the end

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Health / Re: Why Are My Hands Shaking For No Reason? by u11ae1013: 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2020
It is called essential tremor, it is harmless

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Health / Re: Why Are My Hands Shaking For No Reason? by u11ae1013: 4:31pm On Apr 09, 2020
Nothing to worry about, mine started since I was a kid, I am 28 now, some of us are just created different, but it reduced when I started gyming, mind you, it still shakes but not as pronounce like before

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Politics / Re: Lawan To Uwais: 'Your reaction to our comment is baseless’ by u11ae1013: 3:25pm On Apr 09, 2020
Rubber stamp has spoken and so shall it be

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Health / Re: 30 Benue Doctors Display Sack Letters, Seek Gov's Intervention (PHOTOS) by u11ae1013: 9:53pm On Apr 08, 2020
Eyah, let them apply for USA visa, they are looking for them there

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Nigeria’s Covid-19 Cases Hit 276 by u11ae1013: 9:33pm On Apr 08, 2020
So what
Health / Re: 22 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 276. 6 Deaths, 44 Discharged by u11ae1013: 9:29pm On Apr 08, 2020
God help us, especially now that the Chinese engineers had just arrived today to start laying 5G cables
Ever since oyo governor said he cured himself with carrots, I have been eating carrots like bugs bunny

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by u11ae1013: 8:47pm On Apr 08, 2020
abuuthmaan:


With your moniker, u are either Abu Zaria Alumna or Alumnus


yeah
Travel / Re: Residents Scoop Fuel From Falling Tanker At OPIC Ogun State (Photos) by u11ae1013: 8:29pm On Apr 08, 2020
Who is more foolish between you that is snapping and them?

I will pick you

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