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RomanceRe: Guys, Some Very Silly Things You Should Stop Doing by U2ice(m): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2015
No 7 tho....so small pikinish
EducationRe: Funny!!-- See What This Lecturer Did Inside The Classroom - AIFCE by U2ice(m): 11:42am On Apr 24, 2015
Mtchewww.....anoda MB wasted
Jobs/VacanciesRe: how To Keep Your Spirit High When Searching For Job In Nigeria by U2ice(m): 11:30am On Apr 24, 2015
Num 10 sums all up....

Life na turn by turn, who no knw no know

Nice 1 tho, no b dat cloud hosting tory wey person no undastnd
HealthRe: Six Things Your Period Can Tell You About Your Health. by U2ice(m): 11:36pm On Apr 23, 2015
MarieSucre:
Recently I had the most painful cramps ever. It lasted for 8 days. Every morning I would wake up by 4am or 5am in serious pain that reverberated to my thighs, Any food that went in would immediately come out. I'm sure my mum thought I was pregnant since I spent my christmas and new year in school. I would practically swallow tons of pain killers in the morning which would knock me out till evening. I was dead to the world for those 8 days. Come to think of it; I lost a lot of weight prior to that. God I thank you for making me a woman; you do well!
Hmm...mk e 4 no lost ba, na em mk u add dt ur last word,,,

God kuku knw ur mind,whether ure thankin him in truth or nt

Sowi 4d cramps nyways....I de pity my woman wen she's avin pains
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by U2ice(m): 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2015
LewisO:
[color=teal]God forbid bad thing, i can never allow any lady to pay for my T-fare. undecided

What kinda broke ass nigga will allow that? huh

Pray u don't experience such is a very bad thing, when dem no swear for u.

But wristwatch... Why that your thread didn't make FP na?
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[color=teal]Do u get my point?

Can u allow a girl pay for your T-fare?
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[color=teal]Okay! undecided[/color]
Chai....guy u fall my hand 4dis ur comment

U wey I de believe...

T fare kwa...wen no b house rent she wan pay 4u
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by U2ice(m): 11:05pm On Apr 23, 2015
ireneony:
what the fuccvk do you mean 'they pay for his t fare' undecidedguy do you live in this country at all..
even a guy will slap you for this statement.
since i was born , now am getting old i have never pay for a guy fare no matter how handsome he is

if we are friends that's another case, and there is a way he will ask...what the fucck are mine saying...hell no!

grin
grin

op do you think nigerian ladies are whitegrin
Since u were born now ure gettin old until God call u, ull neva pay a guy's fare....

Aka gum
EducationRe: What's The Funniest Thing You've Experienced Inside An Examination Hall? by U2ice(m): 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2015
Kanyol:
I enjoy it when those 'forming chics' smile at me for help in the exam hall. Bitches!
Mehn I no de look dia face oo

I de kala tan...I no snd dem
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Online Registration Commences Today by U2ice(m): 1:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
Site wey neva even open 2knw d eligibility status, pple already askin irrelevant questions...

Can dis happen, hw cn I do dis or dat"....

One person go soon ask whether cripple fit apply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Airforce Online Registration Commences Today by U2ice(m): 1:04pm On Apr 23, 2015
Site wey neva even open 2knw d eligibility status,

Pple already askin irrelevant questions.
PoliticsRe: Suleiman Abba Handover To Solomon Arase (pics) by U2ice(m): 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
ideylaff:
Dont quote me.... I think he collected $$$ to work with PDP, started well and ok until he decided to work and let the will of God prevail and let the
peoples voice be heard.

After then he became GEJ's enemy number one and an easy target to get rid off as well to show the Presidents disgust

Cos I wonder why hes not said anything since he was sacked publicly.... it was done is such an undeserving manner for the number one Police officer in the country to be sacked by a tweet by Abati....

Thats my take.... on the issue

Lets wait and see what he says afterwards.....
Aiit...

I won't quote u
PoliticsRe: Suleiman Abba Handover To Solomon Arase (pics) by U2ice(m): 11:47pm On Apr 22, 2015
remsonik:
I hope the new IG will lead the force in a right way and truly portray our police force as different from what they have known to be.
My dear he's jst actin cos he'll leave wen buhari takes over

Meanwhile has Jona given any reason 4 his sack?
RomanceRe: Photo: Timetable Of A Chronic Sex Addict by U2ice(m): 11:43pm On Apr 22, 2015
Unless those condoms r meant 4his middle finger...dan he can even add more
TravelRe: Tourism In Nigeria - Top 30 Exciting Destinations by U2ice(m): 12:58pm On Apr 21, 2015
31) Ikogosi warm spring

Location- Ekiti State
HealthRe: She Hid Her Hiv Status From Her Hubby For 5yrs by U2ice(m): 11:15pm On Apr 20, 2015
After God fear women....

Dem fit hide ur prick n u won't knw
PoliticsRe: Hamisu Abubakar, The Man Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Now In FCT by U2ice(m): 10:52pm On Apr 20, 2015
Our new minister of transport
HealthRe: 6 Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Pubic Hair by U2ice(m): 10:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:
As long as cunnilingus is involved, I prefer a shaved Va-gi-na, In fact, a shaved Va-gi-na looks more inviting, Ask any IndecentStar nearby... wink

I still remain a Virgin though...
...a f**king virgin I guess grin
HealthRe: 6 Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Pubic Hair by U2ice(m): 10:43pm On Apr 20, 2015
SeverusSnape:
As long as cunnilingus is involved, I prefer a shaved Va-gi-na, In fact, a shaved Va-gi-na looks more inviting, Ask any IndecentStar nearby... wink

I still remain a Virgin though...
...a fucking virgin I guess
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Carry Big Handbags.....?????? by U2ice(m): 10:26pm On Apr 20, 2015
Cos her ladies....simple
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerians Living In Durban South Africa Vow To Fight Back, Battle Line Drawn by U2ice(m): 8:44am On Apr 20, 2015
Hmmm ...dis 1 is stronggggg
RomanceRe: Your Idea Of The Perfect First Date? by U2ice(m): 2:20pm On Apr 19, 2015
Hmmm my perfect date...

Bring her home, cook her sometin nice,watch movie, hopefully kush 2geda and den bleep.

Shikena...no time
PoliticsRe: Finally, APC Zones Speaker To Southwest, SGF To S'east by U2ice(m): 1:10pm On Apr 19, 2015
Billyonaire:
Where is the CHANGE, when all they have been doing so far is the same PDP-style nepotism ? Where did they learn these sharing formular. Old Wine in a New Bottle, you will sincerely agree, if you would. Same Ol'Gs controlling every every. I see No Change!
My broda...God bless Nigeria n her pple dts wt I cn say
Christianity EtcRe: Are Long Prayers Usually The Most Effective? by U2ice(m): 12:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
I tire oo, d worst is wen Pastors shout "pray! Pray!! I can't hear you"..mehn I b like WTF must u hear me?
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti: “jonathan Knelt For Prayer• David Cameron Stood • Is Adeboye Racist?” by U2ice(m): 12:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
kramer:
How?

Adeboye is in the UK so he Can't insist that Cameron kneel down (when in the UK do as the British do) .. do you understand now? Or do you want me to break it down further?
Did he insist GEJ shud kneel?

U b olodo
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Demands N2trn Election Funds Refund, Audit by U2ice(m): 10:41am On Apr 19, 2015
tyson99:
Eleyi tun gidi gan ooo
Dis 1 is stronggggggg....lolz
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti: “jonathan Knelt For Prayer• David Cameron Stood • Is Adeboye Racist?” by U2ice(m): 10:26am On Apr 19, 2015
kramer:
It's not in their culture to kneel while praying or being prayed for. he can't force our culture on the UK prime minister p

When in Rome do as the Romans do.
Wat is dis 1 sayinghuh U jst contradicted ursef wiv ur last line
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Employers Are Terrible. by U2ice(m): 11:05pm On Apr 17, 2015
sihom:
I hear you but that's just so lame. A person's true character won't surface until they've spent about 90 days on a job. That's when you begin to see what an employee is really like.

Only time will tell if you've made a recruitment error or not as an employer. Some silly mind game of let's wait and see how patient candidate A or B is shallow of any employer.

Candidates should at least have a pleasant interview experience at your organization even if you end up not hiring them, there should at least be a good report about the organization, but I know I'm just preaching to the wind so I better rest my case and move on to other topics.
Ehya dis guy neva jam....smh

Well lemme leave u to cont preaching
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Employers Are Terrible. by U2ice(m): 11:01pm On Apr 17, 2015
bbeckky:
They are so inconsiderate, i've had my share of this experience too in fact like twice. In fact i once worked wt a boss dat does same too with his employees. What annoys me most is when u go to his office to sign a letter or document nd rather than attending 2 u immediately so u could get d stuff done on time he wud concentrate on his bb or ipad like u were invisible. I had stood for almost 30minutes b4, u wont blive it, i just kept moving my legs to remind him som1 was standing nd waiting 4 him.. dat can be very very annoying.
Ehya....dis guy neva jam ,,,smh
(Quote not for u)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Employers Are Terrible. by U2ice(m): 10:57pm On Apr 17, 2015
For some top companies, deliberately wastin of time is an interview session....some even put up hiden cameras 2 watch individual's attitude 2wards dia deliberate act.

So if u were wise, u go carry newspaper de read..
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by U2ice(m): 10:37pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
Ok so basically ur saying the first break up for a guy is the hardest one n den after dat . He becomes harden ?
My point is I feel ok wen a lady does d break up dan me doin d break up cos of wt I experienced few yrs ago....(D bebe wey I break up wiv kan de hungry me again)
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by U2ice(m): 10:10pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lala247:
At least ur honest smiley

Feeling sorry for urself nah emotion lol
Yeah bt since den I feel more ok wen a lady breaks up wiv me
RomanceRe: Who Handles Breakups Easier! by U2ice(m): 10:05pm On Apr 16, 2015
I stopped doin d break up d day I saw 'her' again after abt 6months I broke up wiv her n I felt pity 4 mysef

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