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Massageyu:
Good morning Uboma!

Please feel free to reach us via our contact page or chat with us directly via WhatsApp. Thanks

Good morning Massageyu.

I will call to get more details.

Thanks and do have a good weekend.

What are the rates per session?

MadeBoy:
I was telling him the day he wrote the receipt. But he was arguing. So I don't want to be seen like a troublesome tenants since I am just coming in. So I let it go by maturity. I don't know if this is how its done in the south east. Enugu to be precise.

Goin by the dates you wrote, your rent is yet to expire except you wrote the dates in error.

Can we see some samples of your dolls.

Source?

PerfectlyPerfect:
Caesar is 2 years old.
Terms:
1) The female has to be free from any diseases
2) Caucasian shepherd females only ( we're against cross-breeding)

Good one.

How much do you charge for stud services?

Good one from GTB

Wow!

alezzy13:
Good initiative. I've used them once and tho the planes are small, journey was peaceful

But mbok, why are they always speaking Ibibio on board??

Let's promote our culture and language. English language, which you prefer to hear on board Ibom Air, is a borrowed language.

ikcid:
Never paid a dime; we always go Dutch.

Lol.

They literally account for every kobo they spend.

PerfectlyPerfect:
Caesar is available for crossing with approved females in Owerri and environs. Boarding facilities are also available for people coming from far distance.

Nice dog...

How old is Caesar?

What are your terms and conditions? Good to list them out here.

Disregard the offer from your in-law.

Focus on your job even though the salary is meager, according to you. Save some money and start a raw foods trade (this is more lucrative than the business of selling men's wears).

Whatever you decide, all the best to you @uchedum

donkoto:
100 amps trailer battery

How is it a Trailer battery?

Simply say that the car has the 100amps battery. This is what is recommended by the manufacturers of the car.

Onlinealaba:
Well this will be my last response to this coming from someone that calls himself witches you are free to continue spamming the thread trust me you won't get a response nor reply from me you can also go ahead and create a thread ..after proferring solution you say No that u will derail my thread am sure wouldn't kill myself for this thanks for that tho ..you can continue your derailing and if you think that's the solution good and good..bye and bye

You are indeed a very heartless fellow.

You accepted his money even though his user name is witches, now that he complains about the defective gadgets you sold to him and your poor customer service, you now have an issue with his user name, witches!

You are wicked!

Witches:
YOU CAN ORDER TV FROM HIM AS I HAVE NO IDEA.

BUT AIR CONDITION AND FRIDGE, PLS DON'T , GO AND BUY NEW ONES, THE DIFFERENCE IS 15K PER ONE,

AND HAVE PEACE OF MIND FOR 3-4 YR,

AM THINKING OF SELLING THE SPOILED AIR CON TO OTHER NEW BUYER OR BE A DIFFERENT PERSON BY DESTROYING IT,

CHEAP THINS WAHALA , IF THEY TRAP YOU.YOU WILL REPAIR TILL YOU BUY NEW ONE,

Since you have had no experience ordering a TV from him, it is wrong to encourage others to patronise his TVs especially as the seller tends to hide the defects of his gadgets from unsuspecting clients. My guess is that the TVs this seller sells will most likely be the same as his crap ACs and cooling gadgets.

Three years ago, after my house got burgled, I needed to replace the TV that got stolen but had no money to buy a new one at the time. I settled for a Panasonic TV advertised by a member on this forum. Of course he assured me via phone calls and SMS that the TV had no issues. I paid for it plus courier fees. I received the TV with a defective remote control and the volume was poor. I blamed myself for falling for such a cheap scam.

Again, my advise to the seller, provide full disclosure on your gadgets, some persons will still patronise you even when armed with problems the gadgets has. This way, no one will complain about buying defective gadgets from you. Take it or leave it.....

Witches:
Potential buyers dont let greed take over your ability to reason well,


This seller has a bad reputation for selling problematic product, kindly view other of his thread to see complains ,

Do you want to be part of dis people complaining?

Why not avoid future problem and buy NEW PRODUCT WITH WARRANTY , instead of dis cheap repaired product he cleaned and packaged as tokumbo?

BE WISE .k
AWOOF DEY PURGE BELLE.

Penny wise, pound foolish.....

Not all that glitters is actually gold.

Sorry you had to learn the hard way. I earlier advised him to stop lying that his products are problem free. Be plain and describe the product as it truly is. Anyone who wishes to patronise him after reading about the full disclosure on the product does so with the full knowledge of what is wrong with the product.

But no, he deceives unsuspecting buyers with pictures that does very little in revealing the defects.

There were several complaints about the seller in the past and more complaints will still come up because many of us prefer cheap but substandard items.

Psalmy2cute:
Wanna go into agriculture.. then learn to do it yourself.. all of this money figures are easier said than done

I concur 101%

chukel:
ok. I think I was prevailed on to ask the mods to delete as he refunded up to 95% of the money. Can't even remember the details. But I think nairalnders intervened since he apologised and decided to pay. However he never completed that payment. I think what was left was 15k or so. So I let everything go. But, why can't I view the thread.

The threads are hidden, you can't view them, only moderators, supermods or the Admin can view them.

chukel:
I can't remember asking mods to hide them. Unless it was part of the intervention by people. Can't even remember the thread. I have moved on. I have a very reliable agent now. Meanwhile I joined the BMW family last year. E60 is a beautiful piece. Happy with the car. No Xmas light whatsoever.
Modified: just clicked on the thread. Never knew it was deleted. Never requested for that o. I never did. Now I believe nairaland encourages fraud

The thread got hidden on your request.

Good to learn that you have joined the Bimmer family.

chukel:
do your checks properly. You may not need as much as you think you need for the importation. Don't buy a naija used E46

Lol. I am using my second E46 with a manual transmission. Looking for one with automatic transmission to add to my collection. I have used an E39 in the past (great car, I still miss her). I have also used an E36 in the past. Trust me, I know what to watch out for before committing my cash. But you are right, there is nothing like owning a well maintained foreign used BMW car.

By the way, I went through your threads and found the following about the rogue clearing agent,

https://www.nairaland.com/4486743/fraud-horrible-experience-saintjoel-jelad

Why were the threads hidden?


****Modified****

I have read through the threads, why did you ask that they be hidden/deleted? The rogue clearing agent will continue to defraud unsuspecting clients (I see that other members accused him of fraud too on the thread).

chukel:
yes. Exactly what I mean. That time is now. You can do it. I know you have experience when it comes to BMW. However, have blissful experience with imported one. Most naija used are thoroughly abused.

You are tempting me.

I do not all the funds for now to buy one and import it. I will get there soon though.

Thank you for checking in.

chukel:
u should know these thing better, my guy. Buy toks.

I will buy and import one myself when the time is right.

Thanks anyways.

aAK1:
I have an 8 month old Brahma male for sale
Price 36,000
Location Abuja
07061296381

Wow. What is its size and weight?

Where is the location of your farm? I will like to take a photo with your Brahma cock.

chiommy123:
I don't have any problem with them socialising, talking or looking at any guy the way they want but I have serious problem with them showing the world their boobs and bums all in the name of being sexy and you see some mothers praising them

I concur.

A lady does not need to expose her body to be liked/admired by a man.

Quality20:
I remember growing up that girls were so shy that they can hardly talk or look at a guy,but not anymore these days. What has happened to those damsels who were so shy n reserved. Now u even hear girls toasting guys or trying to predict the kind of xter a guy is likely to have based on previous exposures

If a lady does not talk, you will feel worried.

Not that some of them are getting more outgoing, it still worries you.

Why not go look for those who still prefers to hide under their shells and leave the ones that have chosen to come out of their shells for us.

Lilisticlili:
i have to share this here for health reasons, please help my brother for recommendation. He noticed a tiny boil on his penis for a while now,but after sometimes he decided to burst it because it not dying like normal boil. After he bursted it,it turned out to a big swollen sore on his penis and since then refused to go and painful.

Pls before goes to the hospital,what self medicine can he apply. see picture below！


cc: lalasticlala

Lol.

Your brother ehn!

On the following thread, you indicated that you are a male.....


https://www.nairaland.com/5591268/igbo-muslim-know-no-peace

FalooBaba:
I have a 2004model 325Xi for sale. Very clean, just buy and drive

Please include pictures and location of the vehicle here.

Thank you

Demarketing Japanese cars but it is the truth though.

Yesterday morning on my way to the office, I found a recently purchased (had no number plate yet) Toyota Camry a.k.a Muscle inside the road gutter along Airport road.

In the past, especially during the rainy seasons, I had seen a Siena and other brands of Toyota cars inside the road gutter along the same route.

Sunjay13:
Ask for whatever information, history,or details of d pup,all will be given to you.I am the owner of the pup.I believe one of the reasons for giving out my contact on the advert was for any additional information any interested buyer might keen to know abt d pup.Chatt me on WhatsApp for details.As to losing a potential buyer,a potential buyer make haste to securing what they seriously need when found.

The op requested on his first post on this thread that he prefers open communication here. When he is convinced about the quality of the pup, I am sure he will go ahead to contact you via WhatsApp for inspection/payment details and/or courier.

By the way, I am not looking at buying your pup. I meant that you have lost the op, a potential client. I hope you are able to sort it out with the op.

Shugargal:
Smiles... I will get to you soon.. Happy weekend Sir.

Hmmmm!

Okay o, I am waiting....

Do have a good weekend Ma'am

Sunjay13:
I just provided ur request& now u r asking if I'm d direct owner,why now?

Asking if you are the direct owner of the pup is not outta place.

The prospective buyer may have the need for additional information about the pup like the history of lineage which you may not be able to provide satisfying responses as you are not the direct owner.

There is no need to be defensive here. It's so hard to carry out business deals in Nigeria because peeps like you prefer to be on the defensive over a simple question.

If you ain't the direct owner, simply say so and provide the buyer with the contact details of the direct owner. Your commission will still get to you if the buyer makes the purchase after clearing his doubts.

You just lost a potential client.

Shugargal:
Was kidding anyways.. Good evening sir.

Lol. Good evening Ma'am.

I am still waiting for you at the other end....