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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Is Ungrateful, He Was Struggling, I Housed & Gave Him Car: Shatta Wale by uchaymart(m): 11:48am On Jan 19, 2021
Burna was struggling and you housed him.

Radarada
FamilyRe: So Confused Right Now by uchaymart(m): 8:21am On Jan 14, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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I have only two advices, one question and a conclusion.

1st advice:
Stop calling her your wife; you deserve better. Better excitement, better conquests, better commitment, better sacrifices, better honesty.
Just consider your 6 years with her as fore-play or an Industrial Training on marriage. You're only using her to train yourself into becoming the ideal man for your real wife.

2nd advice:
No lady learns how to kiss from Telemundo.
Women learn through practice and not through visuals. Her proficiency in kissing now should also give you a clue to how devoted she is to infidelity.
Her increased secrecy and new benefactor is more than a red flag.
4k is symbolic...Most Igbo men won't send a random lady 4k unless he has or will 4rk her.

Don't feel any guilt if you don't marry her.
There is no law that says that we must marry any lady who we cohabit with or who has a baby for us.
You've done your best for her, she's even the reason you are broke and in debt.
So don't be trapped into a long journey of regret.

Question:
If you join a bus from Awka to Lagos that allows you pay upon arrival at your destination and you notice at Nkpor that the driver is not driving so fast because the shaft is faulty then this bus breaks down at Umunede but is fixed yet still moving very slowly and you truly doubt it's capability to take you safely and in time to Lagos; will you continue your trip in this bus or will you get down, use your money and look for a better bus that will give you peace of mind?

Conclusion:
Read the signs.
Dump her before she dumps you.
Shalom.
A mastermind is one who's feeding others off his talent.
Ride on, Sir
You are a Master!!
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Buys A Car, Gets Another As Gift by uchaymart(m): 10:06pm On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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Perseverance is the key.
If she has been paying for it since December, you can only imagine all the pain and sufferings she endured

But we must praise her turnaround time.

If she could acquire these two nice cars just from ≤ 43 days hard labour imagine what she can acquire if she puts the rest of the year to working harder.
Her crankshaft and brainbox would have been bad before the year ends o.
Today's mechanics dont have joy oo.
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Builds Hospital For His People In His Home Town by uchaymart(m): 10:02pm On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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Nice place for Mercy Eke to go heal her broken heart.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: #ENDSARS: Police Corporal Hit Me With Car, Then Shot Me – Victim by uchaymart(m): 10:01pm On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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We are the architects of many of our misfortunes.

You got knocked down from a bike and your first reaction upon realizing every part of your body was still intact was to go question the person who knocked down your bike on why he knocked down your bike.

How much more foolish can some people be?

It is apparent that he was destined to be a cripple that day. He missed it in the accident but asked for it from the confrontation.
Very Ola Rotimish.

In retrospect; I hope he sees how he aided his village people in ruining his life.

I've come to learn that the average everyday person is either a psycho or an upcoming sociopath and that's why till tomorrow, even if you knock me down with your words or your actions; NwaAmaikpe gets up and keeps moving.
Okwa ya
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Ebonyi Lecturer Engaging In Taxi Services To Feed His Family by uchaymart(m): 9:55pm On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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How can you be a lecturer and also be struggling for space at NURTW.
He should have just obeyed ASUU and sat at home till the strike gets called off. Most of his colleagues I know have been living off Ponzi investments.

Too sad he had to leave this way.
My heart goes out to his wife because she needs all the comfort there is now.
"He should have obeyed ASUU" .
grin grin way!! You are funny ..
RomanceRe: Bauchi Police Burst Sex Party, Arrest 20 Suspects by uchaymart(m): 9:38pm On Jan 13, 2021
I strongly believe this as some sort of fabricated news just to make the police in some northern states and also the government look active.

First, it was kaduna. Now, Bauchi huh

Zamfara, Adamawa, katsina, kebbi e.tc

loading........70%.
InvestmentRe: Bitcoin Passes $40,000 For First Time by uchaymart(m): 5:30pm On Jan 13, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
It's very volatile, if you don't intend to put your money there don't discourage others, BTC have made alot of people damn rich, thank God I was able to buy 15btc when it moved down to $4000, now I will watch it pump to $100,000, damn! imagine getting rich without doing anything, that's everything
Are you aware of the drop in value of bitcoin?
PoliticsRe: Gov Simon Lalong mourns Ex-police AIG, Dan Bature Is Dead by uchaymart(m): 3:21pm On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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I pity the mortician that will perform autopsy on that potbelly.
Drop it like its hot, Sir
grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is There A Problem Having Two Wives Or Loving Two Women by uchaymart(m): 12:33am On Jan 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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Polyamory is the way to go now.
Don't think it, do it.

If you sit and imagine the number of preeks your wife must have gobbled those 4years you guys were separated, you'd hate yourself for even questioning the correctness of wanting another woman in your life.

There is nothing wrong in loving more than one woman.
REMEMBER, we are created in God's image and God loves everyone.
If God loves several why should you love one?
The bible says in 1John 4:7-8 that "...anyone who loves is of God and knows God, but he that loves not, knows not God because God is love.

Love is not what you give to one person....you will suffocate the person, you will smother the person, you will appear very needy, you'd be extremely possesive, you'd be very protective and extremely jealous....these features will make you unattractive and very repulsive to that person.
This is when love backfires and and keeps the lover at the mercy of the loved.

The trick is to spread the love.
When you spread this love around several women, your emotions and heart become as balanced as an articulated Dangote trailer, which can run perfectly even if one tyre goes bad.

This is why the bible says in Songs Of Solomon that "you should not awaken love until it is it's time".
This is because love is very dangerous.
It is a like a very high voltaged current that can only be stepped-down by sharing it amongst many women.

That is why ladies love men who do not give them attention but despise the one who gives an overdose of this...because they feel his love is too much for only them to handle; they'd rather cope with the one who has just a little to spare.

The reason women go after men who have many women in their lives is the same reason women fight other women for men.
Everybody values rationed and scarce supplies.
You are mouthed sir...
Ezeonu
FamilyRe: I Am Beginning To Hate My Only Son by uchaymart(m): 12:23am On Jan 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.
Hahahaha grin
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Kidnapped By A Rival Gang, Pays N1.5m Ransom by uchaymart(m): 12:20am On Jan 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
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So kidnappers are kidnapping their fellow kidnappers.
Where is the espirit d corps, whatever happened to the honour amongst thieves?
This is all shades of wrong.

They don't need to belong to a united association for them to be united.
Ashawos will lend their colleagues condoms, commercial drivers will stop by when they see a fellow driver's car broken down...they'd either lend a spare tyre or a tool.

Agberos in the park will NEVER smoke a joint of weed alone.
Knock an okada man down and all the okadamen in the vicinity will gather to lynch you irrespective of who was in the wrong.
True
InvestmentRe: Bitcoin Passes $40,000 For First Time by uchaymart(m): 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2021
These people have plans to make investors loose their money.

It is high, it is high!! You put money...fiam!! It drops to 10,000

Hahaha grin grin
SportsRe: I Didn’t Throw A Birthday Party - Osimhen Reacts To Breaching COVID-19 Protocol by uchaymart(m): 9:28pm On Jan 07, 2021
Then why post video online?
This should serve as a lesson to others who do stuffs for the gram
CelebritiesRe: Lucy Celebrates As Nengi Gifts Her Cash In Six Digits To Support Her Business by uchaymart(m): 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2021
Oju aye people..
Science/TechnologyRe: Complete Guide: How To Import Iphone And Other Gadgets From USA – 2021 by uchaymart(m): 7:27am On Jan 07, 2021
Thank you...i clicked on the link to read the article ..it was worth it..

Big ups
HealthRe: COVID-19 Test Is Free At Government Labs - Sanwo-olu Aides by uchaymart(m): 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2021
Wahala for who go submit himself to these sets of people wey dey look for covid-19 updates "karikiri"
PoliticsRe: COVID-19?: Haroun Olalekan Hamzat Is Dead. Lagos Deputy-Governor's Brother Dies by uchaymart(m): 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2021
So covid-19 is the cause of death for anyone who dies now huh..
Nigeria politics game is always different ..
Lock down the whole country if you like, we are still going to survive..
Wicked and selfish fellows.


RIP SIR.
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 11:08pm On Jan 03, 2021
BeigJawnson:
how is he a bloody liar...?
A Nigerian police officer said he rejected N864m ...
Maybe he wanted 50 Naira instead.
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 7:51pm On Jan 02, 2021
golddare:
You mean we don't have such people in the NPF?
Haba!! You believe a police officer rejected N864m..
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 7:49pm On Jan 02, 2021
toprealman:
Which part of what was said is a lie?
That he rejected N864m as bribe
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 7:48pm On Jan 02, 2021
opportunities12:
Kindly present your findings about him that proved him to a liar as you have claimed
He said he rejected #864m...
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 7:46pm On Jan 02, 2021
MediaBoyfriend:
I know him very well. When I was robbed at home, he came personally for investigations. The robbers were arrested and charged the following day. Nothing like bribe or bail. Itam police know him very well. He came to the hospital because I was injured. You can't see such community policing in Nigeria. It's sad that Nigeria don't like good or people that are not corrupt. To hell with the Nigerian system. Really sad!
I am not disputing the fact that he is nice.
But saying a Nigeria police officer rejected N864m makes me sick.
PoliticsRe: Francis Osagie Erhabor Resigns From Police Force Over Non-Promotion by uchaymart(m): 8:30am On Jan 02, 2021
Bloody liar
CrimeRe: Assassins Kill Man, Hides His Corpse Inside His Room (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by uchaymart(m): 7:41am On Dec 29, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
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Why will anyone hide a body inside a room after killing it unless it is symbolic?
Maybe he was hiding and snooping around with someone's wife or maybe that story I heard about a pastor who wanted to keep a pilfering scandal secret may be it.

It even looks like he knew he was going to die young.
I can tell from his photograph.

Doesn't that short walking stick appear odd?
Spiritually it connotes someone whose journey on earth won't be a long one.
Hahahahaha..
PoliticsRe: What Ajay Ajimobi Ordered For Vs What She Got by uchaymart(m): 7:35am On Dec 29, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
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That is exactly what every stealing politician's child deserves; pure heartbreak.
If she worked at a pure water factory earning 20k every month; where will she get 500k to buy this piece of foolery?

The upholsterer was even kind to her.
At least he made her a padded coffin.

She should use it to bury her mundane ephemeral desires since it is not time for her to go meet daddy ole.
grin grin grin
Drop it like its hot, boss
EducationRe: MATHS PROBLEM : Solve This by uchaymart(m): 3:13pm On Dec 27, 2020
Option C is correct..

From the question, you said two zero and two four which is 2024.
PoliticsRe: Free Transport: Beneficiaries Hail Ugwuanyi’s Magnanimity by uchaymart(m): 7:28am On Dec 26, 2020
Sammy07:
How would they differentiate someone from Enugu to other stateshuh

If I'm going to Imo state, I could just boarded the Enugu bus and then take Peace transit to Owerri.
Some officials from different local government will be there to ask one or two questions before you board the vehicle.

Imolites dont speak same as enugu ...lol thats one thing
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Accused Of Sharing Palliative As Christmas Gift by uchaymart(m): 6:51am On Dec 25, 2020
Chii59:
And gave out covid-19 palliatives as Christmas gifts this year.
Covid 19 palliatives kwa??
Dont believe what this OP posted.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Accused Of Sharing Palliative As Christmas Gift by uchaymart(m): 8:46pm On Dec 24, 2020
Best governor in south west.

He gave out christmas gifts last year..
Makinde is a billionaire ..
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Accused Of Sharing Palliative As Christmas Gift by uchaymart(m): 8:42pm On Dec 24, 2020
Chii59:
Palliatives meant to be distributed for FREE to citizens was what that rotten lagos state House of reps member shared to her guests in her birthday party . Now this one is giving it as Christmas gift. May God judge us all.
Makinde gave out christmas gifts last year.


I am based in Oyo state.
Christianity EtcRe: Neighbor Throwing Bids/pebbles/stones Every Morning by uchaymart(m): 6:53am On Dec 23, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
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Don't be a weakling or hide in the guise of being civil not to fight for your existence.

No person who wishes you well will tell you to ignore your neighbor.
Please confront her.
As someone who has been to Mecca and visited at least 80 native doctors from diverse tribes, I can authoritatively confirm that what she's doing has a spiritual connotation; it is a remixed ramy al-jamarāt.

She is stoning the spirit man of someone in that compound whom I believe is you at the time of his least consciousness.

You should also be wary of your wife; it is obvious she doesn't want your progress.
For her to advise you to keep mute means she might even be secretly wishing you die so she can jump on to a younger preek.

Very typical of the 21st century wife.
They act like they are after your best interest when their only prayer point is to either become widows or divorcees so they can freely fvck.

Ogbeni use your head.
If I were you, I'd just act like I don't know what they are doing and mind my business.
Boss

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