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Set you up?In wat way,I do not understand plz Kowatiate!

lauryn:
*rolls eyez*

Vintage L!
Anywayz how are you doing?

Y am I finding it hard to believe you?
It is not easy learning a second language with just being around one of the natives.It takes a lot more than that.Moreover Igbo is a very hard language to speak not to talk of write.But apparently you can do both!It is either you are a language genius or that you are lying about your nationality.
Finally,I really wish that you and babyosisi should stop going at each others throat!

lauryn:
U are right about the pouring and hot part, but it sure aint gon be WATER

Make that 2 parts hot milk and one part boiling akamu for maximum effect

Hi Everyone
Hope you are all having a nice day!

Sista Plz I have one question.How come u understand Igbo No vex O!

So Sista is an Igbo woman or at least she understands Igbo very well!

So how is ur wife abi na ur husband.I no Know who dey marry who

I'm cool as the air!You nko?

lmao

salaks:
To b honest,i can't get married to a poor guy,what would i eat on my wedding day?Garri or what?

Probably Kwuli kwuli

Scorpio:
uh, Lauryn, is dt so?

Hi Scorpio.Long time!

For bursting my elders nut? ;DDont you get it?I am now the most wanted man in my kindred!

Yeah.Tread safely O!

E betta pass 419 now! And as long as say u no get qualms to dey answer wife of a fokunizer!

Well going by the number of times that u wished it on me,I have bursted not only mine but that of my entire kindred.

Abeg go burst a boob jor! Here I go again!
Anywaz,fair is fair and right is right.So I will try google up my own so that I will quit bugging u.

lauryn:
yes, e pass small
U even try get F9*, e beta pass A1, how high/low can the grades get?

Well,as they say half bread is better than buns!

I am not as smart as u.So until you get one for me I will have to be Xeroxing your stuff

lauryn:
sharrap there jor , one dey for Canada , bush man, them no teach geography for school, abi u just dey pass front of school?

I chop my skool fees!
But I dey always pass in front of the skool,sha.Abeg that one follow for educatiom?

Well we can always share urs

lauryn:
oh go get your own line, copycatter

fresh-B:
donzman, where yu say yu dey for rondon

Abeg where rondon dey?Na for Engrand?

lauryn:
i no understand wetin u dey try talk, abeg. Na Kiki abi Radiant u wan marry

Laugh my friggin' ass off!
Now where did I learn that?

Yeah.Bye too.
Well since it is the kissing season I am gonna blow mine,,,,,,

Where edygirl sef!

Wetin man go do?

Radiant:
lol this iz d real ghetto love.

Uche sorry o. Na ya cross be that so carry am

I don resign myself to the fate!

lauryn:
_{signing out}
Uche . I dey waka, we go yan later

Later Pplz( Radiant, Edygirl and Co)

This is going to be my luckiest month!I almost missed that kiss because all your smileys to me has always been this   or this .
Abeg no waka far o! Greet ur wifey for me  

@ Radiant This version of ghettolove no sweet at all but I go survive am!This is like waking up every morning and collecting two dirty slaps from ur spouse.Not occasionally ,everyday.But I guess that love moves in mysterious ways!

kokoletz:
Uche so Radiant been get husband she wan come marry me join put. But come to think of it if she is rich who cares if she getting married to 10men. I beg Radiant snd me your bank statement.

Dat one concern you and Radiant.Abeg,leave me out of this.I have gotten into enough trouble already!

lauryn:
Thats how we do, and u know it. It's called GHETTO LOVE

Meaning I should brace up for more name calling.

Radiant:
lmao @lauryn we still deh o

@uche, u so unserious

Unserious!Wat do you mean by that!I am here trying my hardest to get my wife in the making to calm down and you are there labelling me unserious.Ol girl I bow for you!