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PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye's Recall: Live Updates (Photos) by Uchefame(m): 3:28pm On Apr 28, 2018
[quote author=mathinips post=67098432]Polling unit at the front of Kabba/Bubu Administrator house in GRA Kabba[/quote

This environment shows that kogi state is totally run by touts and advanced pigs
Christianity EtcWhy Do People With Good Morals Encounter Trials More Than Evil Doers? by Uchefame(op): 10:43am On Feb 04, 2018
From what I have seen so far in life and my experience, I have come to a conclusion that people that do good things always face challenges more than the wicked ones. Please, my brethren, what could be the cause?
LiteratureRe: The Untold Story Of Adam And Eve by Uchefame(m): 7:50am On Feb 02, 2018
Really
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Adekunle Ajayi: Man Rejected Offers In Shell & Chevron To Live & Work In Ekiti by Uchefame(m): 6:48pm On Jan 17, 2018
I tap from his favour
CareerRe: Which To Choose Between NIMN, NIM Or ICAN by Uchefame(m): 7:09am On Jan 15, 2018
ICAN
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Professional CV and Cover Letter Templates For Job Seekers by Uchefame(m): 7:59am On Jan 05, 2018
uchennasamuel7@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by Uchefame(m): 8:26pm On Jan 04, 2018
I red accounting, qualification:HND, state: Imo. e-mail:uchennasamuel7@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FREE Cover Letter Template For Job Seekers by Uchefame(m): 8:19pm On Jan 04, 2018
magnate_dawn@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by Uchefame(m): 8:24am On Nov 17, 2017
I'm having this feeling that the man will make more money from her verginity.
Trade by barter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Urgent Vacancy!!! PVMagazine Ltd Is Hiring [You Must Reside In Owerri, Imo] by Uchefame(m): 1:37pm On Nov 06, 2017
Where is their head office in Owerri?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Uchefame(m): 3:26pm On Nov 01, 2017
Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc".. cry grin
" Oga gen" story made me laugh so laud. I think women are the only problem men have
LiteratureRe: Onyeka Nwelue: "A Lady Asked For Sex Before She Could Give Me Loan" by Uchefame(m): 7:35pm On Oct 16, 2017
How did you load the card?
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At A Bar And Event Centre (Photos) by Uchefame(m): 10:27am On Oct 16, 2017
Please young Men, stop kneeling down to propose to ladies because I noticed that many marriages that were created through that method did not last. Even in traditional wedding, the bride is the one who kneel down to serve wine to the Bride Groom. My opinion though
PhonesRe: Get 6.4GB/60 Days On Glo Network With N1000 by Uchefame(m): 1:26pm On Oct 14, 2017
Kizyte:
You have to first of all be able to receive the Glo 100% bonus before subscribing via Quickteller to be able to get additional data which is courtesy of Quickteller. See this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/4047999/get-complete-data-glo-subscription
Can someone who have received 100% bonus do it anytime even after the 3 days expired?
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel About The Question, "Tell Me About Yourself" by Uchefame(m): 7:30pm On Oct 12, 2017
Florblu:
I always reply with "Ask me anything you wanna know about me"
Nice reply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Find Attached My Resume: The Right Way To Say It by Uchefame(m): 7:09am On Sep 28, 2017
Yes, weldone
RomanceRe: What Is Your Relationship Status? by Uchefame(m): 6:51am On Sep 18, 2017
Single and searching
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Uchefame(m): 8:43pm On Aug 29, 2017
I was mobilized in batch 2017 A but due to my date of birth, the registration led to exemption page and the computer operator carelessly submitted it. Please, great men and women of nairaland is there anything I can do to be part of batch B?
PhonesRe: 9mobile Recorded The Highest Number Of Porting Subscribers, See Full Reports! by Uchefame(m): 10:02am On Jul 23, 2017
teamsynergy:
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9mobileng all d way
please, I need
the tweak
RomanceRe: I Broke Up With Her Because She Cheated, Now I Want Her Back. by Uchefame(m): 12:20pm On Jul 17, 2017
Remove or unfriend her from all your social media accounts, delete her contacts and pictures in your phone
finally, stop staying alone for now until you recover from the heart break
Christianity EtcRe: How An Angel Of God Made Me Invisible To Guys Armed With Guns Who Came For Me. by Uchefame(m): 7:44pm On Jul 09, 2017
I thank God for your life. May His Mighty name be Praise forever
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview Invite With Union Bank Owerri by Uchefame(m): 8:13am On Jul 07, 2017
Benny4:
Hi all, please did anybody get an invite for interview for Teller at the Union Bank Owerri branch slated for Tuesday next week, need to contact anyone that got it. If any plz quote or pm. Currently in Lagos need to make plans and hope it's worth travelling. Regards
Indicate the address let me know if it is the same with me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: An Executive Secretary To MD Urgently Required. by Uchefame(m): 7:44am On Jul 07, 2017
in which state
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower Agro 2017 Come In Here by Uchefame(m): 7:23am On Jul 07, 2017
Hello friends, I also registered for the Npower agro but have not receive any text from them. Please can someone tell me there procedures?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Job Via Nairaland Ad by Uchefame(m): 7:14am On Jul 07, 2017
Congratulations my dear. I tap from your grace
Jobs/VacanciesRe: WE Urgently needs Workers by Uchefame(m): 10:23am On Jun 26, 2017
Imo State, phone no. : 08065963098
TravelRe: 5 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Imo by Uchefame(m): 1:12pm On Jun 02, 2017
vargasvictory:
Proudly IMO grin
Shame we have Okoroawusa as a leader

If you from IMO Holla!!
God bless Imolites for their patience and perseverance. Imo, my state & my pride
NYSCRe: NYSC Date Of Birth And Exemption Issues by Uchefame(m): 3:00pm On May 01, 2017
Giftez:
Hi PCM,
If u encountered any problem regarding the issues of date of birth or exemption cert. being processed while doing ur nysc online registration, kindly contact me tru 08053073862 or u drop ur email add here 4 a quick response. I had d same issue but it has bn successfully rectified.

Tanx.
I can't complete my NYSC registration because there are no provision for me to select the states I want to serve. I graduated last year at the age of 30 , what shall I do?

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