₦airaland Forum

KingAzubuike:
Damn nigggaaar
Ike is a real nigar
Real nigars ain't got no time to flush some shít nigaar.
Real nigars dump it and move on like a boss.

for a moment i thought it was slawomir then i realised...he won't type this shit you just typed

immortalcrown:
Who said you should jump from one Church to another? Have you checked in your Church? Or, are you a non-Christian looking for a Christian woman? Stop jumping from one thing to another.

Na only for church dem dey see christians for your village

Abeg i wan sleep jare

Ikaeniyan0:
DSS took Kanu to court for a fresh case

Emefiele nko?
Oya tell me another lamba

immortalcrown:
No be you say you want a Christian? No be from Church the Christian go come? You are insincere here.

Ok lets assume its me.
So i will be jumping from one church to another looking for christian girl abi? Instead of going to church to hear word of God na woman i go dey pursue for there.
Na wah o

Ikaeniyan0:
Let's see if the NLC will be bold to go against the court order. Court judgement will not only be obeyed when it favors your candidate.

DSS is obeying court order by still keeping Kanu and Emefiele in custody abi. Double standards

waleyp:
what if he no dey go church?

You dey go toast babe for church. And you still want to make heaven. Fear God small na

ikeno:
Just tel us say na fuckmate u dey find no bi wife

Get your mind out of the gutter.
Besides i didn't say it was me o

immortalcrown:
So, no single girls in your Church?

Lol
Church girls worst bro.
Most of them na cameleon

Crystalom35:
just say him get money. Very important.

Daughters of eve no send him papa if him no hold for hand

Bad guy

A bachelor living alone here in lagos needs a lady not up to 40 for a serious relationship. Tribe doesn't matter but she has to be a christian. His number is zero nine zero one eight nine nine five nine one seven. You can flash him if you don't have credit. Lol
Posting for a friend

imaxx:
I like it BIG; I will go for D.

You dey fear E

jeromestarks:
Use your brain.
There are over 200M Nigerians.
Less than 3M are on Nairaland. At most 5M will read. So there are more idiots than you thought.

Ok. Just pray you don't give birth to a girl child sha. because one wise guy might turn her to one of the whores

jeromestarks:
As a man, you need to be sexually experienced to keep your wife.
That said, let's talk about who will marry the wh0res .
Idiots will marry the women we banged!
Some men don't care raising another man's child. They don't care if you fvck their wives in front of them. They don't care marrying retired or active olosho. Those are the people who will marry the women we have used.

Ok. Now if every man out there read this your comment and decided not to be an idiot again, who will now marry the women we have used?

jeromestarks:
Virgins are for marriage.

So the wife must be a virgin, but the husband must be a pussy-banger? Now who will marry the girls the man has fvckd? You see say your idea no make sense

TemplarLandry:
Peter what?

Let him keep wasting his time.

Always first to comment
Signs of a jobless person
Or maybe you are a bot

jeromestarks:
When you cum, you come to your senses.

Some girls are nothing without their pvssies. Once you fvck them, they are over!

But if you meet a white girl who has made something of herself, I tell you, you will hold her tighter after fvcking her.

What happened to virgins?
Seems your true colour is now showing itself

Most ladies here believe the two pictures have different girls.
I want to agree with them for 2 reasons
(1) the girl's height
(2) the boobs.

No be everybody dem fit deceive

[quote author= post=124737524]The man who Sabi politics,
The fathers of Children of hate, frustrations and perdition should come and learn politics from Wike the Wicked Producer,
And they should stop their politics of bitterness and hatred that has brought nothing good to their frustrated association since 1960.[/quote]You can also learn politics from Wike.
Maybe you can become a minister one day.
You can't be grilling vultures for the rest of your life

latiephwald:
Wetin be your own? Face your kantri Ian.
We get plenty problem here.

Ian Wright is an igbo man from Anambra

Emma1Oj:
Thank God she watched from Tv, yet some pple above are still complaining why she's watching from Tv, if she had travel down to Australia to watch it pple will still complain.

What do Nigerians really want!

They should let the poor nigerians breathe

ahnie:
The way this agbor man stressed me n my then 5years old boy during the cash crunch time,that my lil boy has to stay with me in Accessbank from 11:30am when he closed from school till after 6pm .

The lil kid was so stressed out that he survived only on canned coca cola and eggroll waiting for mummy to collect money in long queue.
His support system was super strong telling me now to leave the queue


I refused deleting that pictures because my son was overtly stressed because of this baldheaded diminutive short umunede/agbor man.

Pls DSS should give this man to me....e get weytin I wan tellam.

Are you aware that Buhari is in Daura? If you don't know the road ask somebody to direct you

[quote author= post=124651991]Obiageli don drop quote...
This woman and Pandora have never for once talked against anything IPOB.
Bunch of hypocrites and terrorists supporters.


Quote :
We wondered why Ezekwesili “retreated to the background or lost her voice while IPOB supporters were violently molesting, attacking and jeopardising the lives of indigenes and non-indigenes.

“Her hypocritical and timid silence, while Kanu’s IPOB supporters were engaged in lawlessness and recklessness in violation of his bail conditions, is a burden on her credibility as a national crusader who should be courageous to condemn criminality.[/quote]Vulture griller

Beverlyjean:
Ronaldo joining that league
Benzema
kante
Brozovic
Cristian Tello
Moussa Marega
Andre Carrillo
Ruben Neves
Ospina
All followed ...now possibly mbappe and mourinho are likely to join

Better than one league like that , that don't have promotions or relegation... u will not even know it it was a man or woman u scored as goalkeeper

18th December 2022.
I know you didn't sleep well that night.
It was the worst day of any Ronaldo fan's life

NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Dominique Justwise.

1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic

Seun Osewa, is this off topic or not?
Over to you.

See fake police talking.

Jennyclay:
I’m so much in Love with Davido

He can get you pregnant if you want Thats what he does best after singing

GeneralPula:
He’s not claiming Lagos. He’s only defending Lagos. He’s a western man and he’s got every right to defend any state in the west..

If an outsider is hell bent on destroying Lagos, shouldn’t the outsider be treated accordingly?

Micheal chinasa came from the east to burn Lagos state government properties. Who carried all the loss? You people should just be thankful Sanwo olu is a gentle type!

Will you just keep quiet. Michael chinasa is the first person to burn lagos state property abi. Nobody from the west has destroyed lagos property before. Awon lagos defenders. Make una no worry all of us go suffer am together.

nairalanda1:
Because they can send 100 pounds to their families at home, and it would translate into a lot of money.

Also, when they start earning salaries in the UK, they are not paying back loans like their UK colleagues, so they have more cash than their UK colleagues who studied over there.

And why does 100 pounds translate to a lot of money in Nigeria? No vex but i'm going somewhere with this

flokii:
Leave plenty talk.. tell your Governor to wise up and embrace Yoruba identity. It's time to drop the woke city nonsense.
Some unfortunate ones are hell bent on turning Lagos upside down to score cheap political points. It's time to guard everything concerning Lagos jealously from outsiders. Give Yorubas and other indigenes all the positions up till cleaner and watch the madness die natural death.

Remember the Igbo lawmaker that erected billboard warning likes of Phyno and Flavour to stay off her state and go protest in their state of origin?.. That's is the kind of treatment outsiders should be getting in Lagos.

If we check well now, your ancestors are from ijebu or osogbo but because you be yoruba you dey claim Lagos.
I've told seun that if nairaland doesn't kill tribalism, then tribalism will kill nairaland

azikiweironsi:
They will never agree with you because they never moved out of their closet.
I paid through my nose in UK.
I paid for my energy where I used my television as my light in the room else you pay more for your electricity.
Payment for rent was weekly
You pay for everything.
You will never appreciate your country until you travel out.
Please don't get me wrong, our leaders should improve more on present situation but it's not too bad as it portrayed.

So why are Nigerians still queueing up in the Uk embassy looking for visa? Abi them no like to pay less in this country?
We deserve the kind of leaders we get

Opanka44:
Lol... Pls help me with something so I can feed pls. Thanks

Go to any store/shop, just shout "jagaban" Thank me later

Opanka44:
Which friends and relatives are you talking about? Nobody is willing and ready to help anybody anymore. To your Tent
o isreal

The only people that can help anybody in this country right now are APC supporters. It is favouring them and their families