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Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 11:36am On Nov 01, 2015
ugsams:
I wouldn't want to argue with you but i don't think your quoted ratio is right. After my cousin came here and left without getting a job in his 3 months of stay, i have been looking out to see if i can get any cheap direct employment to bring him back here but believe me the least i have seen is 6,500 Dirhams with a very poor salary. I have met a pakistani who arrived here with 13,000 Dirhams. Sometimes, even most of us here doesn't even have it cheaper. That's why it's most noble to stay away from visa matters most times as you don't even have any guarantee on the visa you want to apply for someone. I know of a girl who was a victim, the person she applied the visa from took the money and varnished and she has to be accountable to her friends and family back home as she struggles to pay back the debt.

Note:1 Dirham is about 60 Naira
No mind Justwise...
He is enjoying in London thinking the system in dubai works same way as in London...
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 6:57pm On Oct 30, 2015
samhay:
Book your flight, send ur itinerary to ur company, dey will do OK TO BOARD for u


That's wat I did, Dia might be other ways
Sup Hay!
Nairaland General › Re: Many Nland Guys Have Decided To Turn Female So Why Shouldn't I by uchman(m): 11:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
faith551:
Don't mind him sweetheart tongue
The thread name is (my experience with a homosexual)
Btw I would like to see your pic, I have a feeling you are a beautiful lady.
Beautiful lady for not being accommodating..?
...
Nairaland General › Re: Many Nland Guys Have Decided To Turn Female So Why Shouldn't I by uchman(m): 11:46pm On Oct 27, 2015
Bukiminaj:
i should take it for fun,who told you im bored or i need you to put things lively
So now you can apologise,were you high on weed when you type all that bullshi!t about me and others.you should use your brian before you take action.you need it

What made you apologise?im just surprised at how you change real quick

either your 1hr madness must have left you or you are simply looking for attention in the romance section

ok you have gained the attention,we have seen you.now get back to your hole.no one actually feels your presence anyway

quote me or anyone to admit all that have said
and if you do it means you are a full blooded bastard,retard
Don't you have work?

Is it this little joke he put up there on a faceless forum for that matter, that you are ranting about for?

If you know you don't like jokes,
quit posting on public forums cos if you do...

You are bound to meet peeps of different life styles so madam you gat to learn how to be accommodating. ..

Quote me if you so wished...

A piece of advice tho
Autos › Re: Engine For Toyota Highlander 2008 Needed by uchman(m): 9:25pm On Oct 23, 2015
You can get a very good one from dubai here if you so wished...
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 4:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
samhay:
What is shopping without a woman by ur side, u can call Chief Uchman, he will take you to where you can select good ones,for lounging together.
#No VAT
#TaxFree
#NoExtraCharges.

You will be glad you did.

Don't bother to thank me.
Hay my Niggar!..

You know how we do it in Uae...

Lolzzzz
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 6:28am On Oct 23, 2015
samhay:
On a lighter note, if d Internet no good, u Wan carry naija Internet come? UAE Internet speed stands 28th position globally with the average speed of 6.2 Mbps.

There are many fun location, Wen u gt money, u can enjoy anything. Even if ur 'good fun' means WOMAN. E boku for here
Lolzz...
Samhay,
Your head no correct...
NYSC › Re: Jigawa State Camp by uchman(m): 8:26am On Oct 21, 2015
Obiebenson:
Gumel is where the nysc camp is located.
1. Get a mosquito net(very important),Never laugh out loud(Flies are real),Never take off your cap during the day(The sun doesn't compromise),Take your meningitis shot, Mammy would take your money (I only enjoyed breakfast in camp refectory), People with high libidos(Guard room is real) don't get caught.

2. I paid one of the guys that charge your phone for a fee to get posted to Dutse, however I got Ringim( Is one of the five emirates in Jigawa and 30mins from Kano), my area inspector was accommodating so I had liberty(If you get what I mean).

In all I enjoyed the experience in 2009, I would not mind going back to visit. Shout out to Mazajeh(A son of the emir of Ringim) who mingled freely with we corpers n made my time there interesting. RIP Dr.Dre..
Camp has been shifted to fanisua
NYSC › Re: Jigawa State Camp by uchman(m): 1:40am On Oct 21, 2015
The best and most lively camp you can think of...Search for the thread, it's here already...
Autos › Re: Cars Under $1000! by uchman(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2015
Export1:
2002 MAZDA TRIBUTE LX for $750
Title Type: CLEAN TITLE
Damage Description: REAR END
Loss Description: MINOR DENT/SCRATCHES
Run and drive
Please follow: www.auctionexport.com/en/Inventory/Info/2002-mazda-tribute-lx-79168453
Please how can I order for this?
Travel › Re: Working Abroad Illegally by uchman(m): 5:11am On Oct 08, 2015
ayodeleson210:
hello uchman, sm1 said I shd bring #250,000 for Dubai 3mths Visa,BT can I apply by myself & what are the necessary documents required? pls reply as soon as possible.
Check my reply to the op
Travel › Re: Working Abroad Illegally by uchman(m): 5:09am On Oct 08, 2015
Damerez17:
Thanks @uchman. Please lead me on the process. What kind of work can sme1 like me see there??
You can do it yourself If only you v been to UK, Us,Australia... For the last two years...

Or
Good registered business with nice statement of account...

Then approach Emirates airline,they will issue you a month visa...

If not you must pass through an agent living in dubai here...


Funny enough nairaland does not encourage Agents ish...So telling you about agents here might dent my name on here...


Make your research very well...


Also there are different types of dubai visa...Don't be scammed
Travel › Re: Working Abroad Illegally by uchman(m): 9:09pm On Oct 07, 2015
I don't think dubai has an embassy in Nigeria...I stand to be corrected...
All dubai visas are processed inside dubai

Follow up this thread

Qatar dubai thread here on nairaland...

Ask me any question I will answer you
Travel › Re: Working Abroad Illegally by uchman(m): 7:57pm On Oct 07, 2015
Am concerned cos of the way you narrated the story...

Just seek for dubai 3 months visa...book your flight...come to dubai and look for work...

You need to be hardworking before thinking of coming to dubai cos for money you will make it but with your sweat...


I am always ready to guild you here brother...

Peace
Travel › Re: Working Abroad Illegally by uchman(m): 7:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
Think of dubai for work,
But education...no go there
Autos › Re: Synthetic Oil, ATF, CVT And Coolant 08090885065 by uchman(m): 4:19am On Oct 07, 2015
If you will be interested in oil from dubai like citrol and others add me on watsapp let's chat

+971526591257
Romance › Re: Help I Am 30 And I Need A Woman In My Life by uchman(m): 5:41am On Sep 29, 2015
mimicious:
Do u have mouth odour? If no, then go for deliverance. With all u have mentioned and u don't have a lady. That's weird.
So not having a woman,
Could be something of deliverance?

Just hearing this for the first time...
Autos › Re: Very Cheap Plots & Acres Of Land For Sale @ Papalanto.....08023295044 by uchman(m): 12:51am On Sep 28, 2015
Please where is calvary university?
Romance › Re: by uchman(m): 8:31am On Sep 25, 2015
cool[quote author=lagmostkuit post=38355925][/quote]
Romance › Re: by uchman(m): 8:20am On Sep 25, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Most welcome..
Love this cool
Romance › Re: by uchman(m): 8:17am On Sep 25, 2015
ChuzzyBlog:
Sorry about that..
You be man Bro and a handsome one for that matter...

Move on with your life jare and keep doing your thing...
You have not done anything wrong...just some smellos gearing the bae up...

Nairaland and their own version of mentality...

Udo di bro
Romance › Re: by uchman(m): 8:11am On Sep 25, 2015
sweetorgasms:
babe ure wicked, chai @op go and commit suicide.
Guy rest now!
If you chase the guy away from his crush will you date Sleekyshuga?
What's yours on other people's affair..?
You are way above this...
You made Sleekyshuga to write all this up there...

She wouldn't have publicly written that on here...
Even if she felt insulted?
What happened to correcting with love away from people's view?

Thought there's PM button on every pages or is it only on mine?
Romance › Re: by uchman(m): 7:57am On Sep 25, 2015
sweetorgasms:
LMAO and faints
Guy rest!
Nobody invited you in this...allow the Op to do his thing...you na man wey suppose understand niggars style abi na boy you be?
Romance › Re: by uchman(m):
lagmostkuit:
I won't even see 50naira sef
Why dis issue dey pain you this much?

You like the Op?
Romance › Re: She Says She Has A Boyfriend But She Calls Me To No End by uchman(m): 8:35pm On Sep 19, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Dont get too excited cu'
Thats how they are. You ask her out she will still turn you down
But you can try getting between her legs. Let understand there are no strings attached.
Good luck
Best answer so far and be swift about it cos after Nysc, there ends it you know...
Romance › Re: She Says She Has A Boyfriend But She Calls Me To No End by uchman(m): 8:30pm On Sep 19, 2015
ArchEnemy:
and come back with a black eye?
Lol

Bro why evilhuh
Travel › Re: How To Establish Contact With Other Young Nigerians In Dubai by uchman(m): 6:58pm On Sep 18, 2015
Ayokunle07:
Hey folks. I am planning a week-long trip to Dubai in the last week of September 2015 on holidays. And I will be travelling alone. It will be nice to meet anyone who will be in Dubai around the same period.

Holla!
A lot of us are in dubai...

Who do you want to meet man or woman?
Romance › Re: Very Touching Chinese Story by uchman(m): 6:12pm On Sep 18, 2015
Lol...

Some Nairn landers can be a joke!
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 8:10pm On Sep 15, 2015
nattybanta:
y did u remove the visa uploaded, ignorance is it not "entry permit - new - work " that was written on it? Always try to be certain of something before you post it.
Oga stop nagging like a kid...

What am talking about is the E-visa written there and you claimed you didn't see it...


Abeg win make I no use because of you dey talk much for here...
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 7:52pm On Sep 15, 2015
nattybanta:
Bro I am not Mr know all,but what am trying to tell u is that this particular visa in question is not an employment visa weda e or no e visa. Try getting ur facts right before conclusion. This is a pure tourist visa. Unless u r d one that processed the visa for him in the name of employment visa. Because agents in Nigeria/Uae would collect money from people in the name of employment visa den issue dem with a tourist visa and tell dem that wen dey arrive dubai. Their associates would pick dem up and present dem with different job that they would choose from and then go to kish or Oman for visa change.
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 1:35pm On Sep 15, 2015
nattybanta:
dude where are you getting your information fromhuh? Cos I don't know wen E-visa changed to Employment visa.. more so UAE has been issuing d new E-visa since may and no much diff apart from scraping the extendable visas
Oga do you know it all?

Is it only your input that is the right one?

What you have not experienced before,when it comes up, lay low and learn...No man is an island...

I have nothing to tell you just make your enquiries properly...


@ Sunny2in1

Uae introduced this form of visa,it normally come as long visit visa, it's an E-Visa...


When you get to dubai airport, other people that comes in with the old employment visa will all be collecting their main copy at the airport...but yours is E-visa , so you will not collect any thing at the airport...

Now you will be stamped in for only one month at the port of entry...when you enter dubai, make sure you finish your medicals and finger print within that one month so your Emirate card will be issued to you...

Don't be scared, it's purely Employment visa...

As I said before you are good to go...

This type of visa doesn't come regularly...

But it's all about choice bro...
Travel › Re: QATAR And UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES PART 2 by uchman(m): 4:13am On Sep 15, 2015
sunny2in1:
yes is E- Visa
It's the new Employment visa...

You don't need to collect any copy again at the airport...

You are good to go Bro...

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