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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Rescue Senator Joshua Lidani From Protesters, Man Shot (Graphic Pics) by uckennety(m): 6:27pm On Apr 02, 2018
Baawaa:
This is serious how come huh huh huhThat soldier must be punish,that senator is finished politically
In Nigeriahuh?

Or where?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by uckennety(m): 8:04am On Apr 02, 2018
Ivorianaija:
her email is christineedet@outlook.com
Email sent
Anticipating response
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by uckennety(m): 11:30pm On Apr 01, 2018
Ivorianaija:
There is a job finding website called and when you get there, there is a lady by the name of Christine Edet who is connected with many companies, and has been able to help many people.
How do i contact or Connect with her
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 8 Reasons To Reject A Job Offer by uckennety(m): 6:09pm On Mar 30, 2018
I was invited for interview with Grubbix catering yaba lagos

My people the were asking me my pay range yet no offer
As i pass the interview for the second interview that was scheduled at 3pm

My people i came 1:45pm My
Can you imagine at as 4:15pm
Interviewer is not around yet

I just wished the other guys Goodluck and i left

No regrets

You booked an interview and your not around
Please am not begging for a job

Keep to time
If you treat me like this as an applicant

How will you treat me as an employee
RomanceRe: How Do I Become A Olosho (prostitute) by uckennety(m): 11:23am On Mar 29, 2018
2morogobeta:
i am being serious

not the cheap ones

the high class runs babe

that can service a rich man

i want to remain anonymous

im broke i need money jare
Create account with the followings
Codedruns.com
Cityoflove.com
And
Backpage.com
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by uckennety(m): 11:20pm On Mar 28, 2018
Time to follow this thread
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 10:59pm On Mar 28, 2018
Britekestro77:
but bro can't some wake up and say he wants to start schooling may he /she was occupied with work or anything ,so a 33year old guy can't say i want to go for LLB huh??
That's true
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 11:27am On Mar 28, 2018
matogbe:
My broda leave age, it is your packaging that matters.
You must be an agent of goago or pfl

Deceiving people with this packaging story
Which you people don't do for your clients

33yrs doing bsc even 28yrs is that not a red line that will raise eyebrow


Stop deceiving people because you want someone to pay agent fee
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 9:13am On Mar 25, 2018
Solitin40:
Finally it’s my turn to post
VISA GRANTED!!!!!
University: University of Newcastle NSW
Lodged:6 November 2017
Biometric:11 November 2017
Medical:11 November 2017
Granted:24 March 2018
Course:LLB
IELTS
COE
Passport copy
OSHC
RESUME
Academic Qualifications
Sponsors SOA
Landed Properties to backup SOA
Statement of purpose
9 February 2018 I was asked to submit Updated SOA after submitting one earlier
8 March 2018 I was asked for my medical HAP number

Special Thanks to the Nairaland Family I am deeply grateful for all the support
Congrats














Mine is coming
EducationRe: The Ten Deadliest Animals In Africa by uckennety(m): 10:58am On Mar 24, 2018
GeeString:
So insects aren't animals?

Are you Bleep!ng kidding me?

I'm leaving Nairaland forever.
Google is your friend oooo
EducationRe: The Ten Deadliest Animals In Africa by uckennety(m): 10:46am On Mar 24, 2018
GeeString:
2) Mosquito

The most dangerous creature in Africa is probably the mosquito since it’s responsible for killing more Africans than any other through the spread of malaria, dengue and other diseases. Malaria kills over a million Africans every year, most of these are children under the age of five.

Malaria is only spread by the female Anopheles mosquito. They are most active around dawn and dusk. There are in fact around 3,500 species of mosquito flying around and their average life-span is about two weeks.
Op this is an insect not an animal

Please be smart
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by uckennety(m): 11:03pm On Mar 23, 2018
I will ask for a remark in speaking

TravelRe: British Airways Stewardess Made Racist Comments About Nigerian Passengers(Video) by uckennety(m): 8:25pm On Mar 22, 2018
Explorers:
'All the Nigerians are gonna be there like 'gimme Coca Cola, gimme me beef, why you have no beef left?

I want beef.

''And I'm just gonna be there like, 'Sorry sir, we ran out of beef'.

'All the Nigerians are gonna be there asking for f****** upgrades because they haven't got enough leg room because their B**s are in their way.

Big d**** like this swinging from side to side.'





British Airways has launched an investigation after a video emerged of an air stewardess making racist comments about passengers on a flight toNigeria.

The woman, dressed in a BA uniform, apparently filmed herself as she was about to fly from London Heathrow to Abuja on Friday night.

The footage was recorded in her car and has been circulated among shocked cabin crew who reported.


The airline said today: 'We expect the utmost professionalism from our staff when they are representing British Airways.


We are investigating this video.


During the one-minute clip, broadcast on Snapchat, the blonde female worker also revealed how she was going to deal with passengers on the six-hour flight.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VBLa4RMKs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZfC5xAjh2k/





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4918596/British-Airways-launches-investigation-video-emerges.html#ixzz4tj6brHaF

Lalasticlala, Mynd44
I see no racist comment here
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by uckennety(m): 8:15pm On Mar 22, 2018
johnime:
It’s no longer news that everything is going digital. With the anticipation of 5G and Internet of things, it is expected that in the next decade everything would have been connected to the internet. Organisations are largely tilting towards digitalizing operations and recruitment objectives are fast shifting towards ICT skills than other fields.

This means that there is a digital revolution that is sweeping off the usual classroom learning and degrees to online skill acquisition and certifications. Below are top 10 skills on demand in Nigeria.

iot

1. Content Development: Content development may refer to: Authoring, originating content for any medium. Content designer, designing content for any medium. Content developers often use their skills, knowledge and experience in software and programming as well as web-based technology, to create and update content for websites

2. Graphic Design: Graphic design, also known as communication design, is the art and practice of planning and projecting ideas and experiences with visual and textual content. It is the act of crafting scenes and images using visual media such a photographs drawings, and computer-generated images. Graphic Designers are professionals whose works are used to market products and ideas.

3. Social Media Management: Social media management allows brands to engage consumers quickly and efficiently in order to address their concerns or reward them for fan content. It includes social listening, social analytics and social engagement. Uisng a wide-range of available tools, a social media manager can help you schedule and analyze your social media marketing campaigns.

4. Web Development: Web development also known as website development broadly refers to the tasks associated with developing websites for hosting via intranet or internet. The web development process includes web design, web content development, client-side/server-side scripting and network security configuration, among other tasks and mainly deals with the non-design aspect of building websites, which includes coding and writing markup. Web development ranges from creating plain text pages to complex web-based applications, social network applications and electronic business applications.

5. Video Editing: Video editing is the process of manipulating and rearranging video shots to create a new work. Editing is usually considered to be one part of the post production process. It includes cutting segments (trimming), re-sequencing clips, and adding transitions and other Special Effects.

6. Project Management: project management as "the application of knowledge, skills, tools and techniques to a broad range of activities in order to meet the requirements of a particular project. Project management is critical to the success of every organization. Hence, Project managers face constant pressure to cut costs, implement projects quickly, and deliver high quality.


7. DatabaseManagement: Database management has become more important as the volume of business data has grown. Rapid data growth creates a wide variety of negative conditions, including poor application performance and compliance risk, to name a few. Database management comprises a number of proactive techniques to prevent the deleterious effects of data growth. A Database Management System allows a person to organize, store, and retrieve data from a computer. It is a way of communicating with a computer's “stored memory. Database administrators use specialized software to store and organize data.

8. Writing: Writing is a medium of human communication that represents language and emotion with signs and symbols. In most languages, writing is a complement to speech or spoken language. A writer is a person who uses written words in various styles and techniques to communicate their ideas. Writers produce various forms of literary art and creative writing such as novels, short stories, poetry, plays, screenplays, and essays as well as various reports and news articles that may be of interest to the public.

9. BusinessDevelopment: Business development refers to activities designed to expand your organization's reach into a new market. The priority of a Business Development Executive is to assist their companies acquire new customers and sell additional products or services to existing ones; this means the role is a crucial one for any business with the ambition to expand or the necessity to diversify its clientele.

10. Network Engineering: Network Engineering is one of the fastest growing career opportunities in the tech industry. Network engineers are technology professional who has the necessary skills to plan, implement and oversee the computer networks that support in-house voice, data, video and wireless network services. Their priority is to assist their companies acquire new customers and sell additional products or services to existing ones; this means the role is a crucial one for any business with the ambition to expand or the necessity to diversify its clientele.

This is not to say that your B.Sc/B.A, M.Sc/MBA is not relevant. However, you need more than that to stay afloat/survive in the job market. You would be better prepared to arm yourself with one or more of these skills. i.e. let’s say you have been a professional/successful sales representative, you would be better prepared for your next job if you have digital market skills to go with.

The world is moving at top speed. You also must arm yourself with relevant skills and set your career on 'prapra' mode. That’s the point!



-Claudia Nwankwo @2018
Please Mr john can we talk offline please
CrimeRe: Soldier Beats A Man In Benue For Asking Him Not To Urinate In Front Of His Shop by uckennety(m): 4:57pm On Mar 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


What gave him the effrontery to ask a Soldier to hold his peace piss?
It is unfair to ask a soldier to hold his piss and expect to hold your peace.

Even if he is shitting in front of your shop's entrance; just accept it as a blessing and move on.

Naija Soldiers are in a realm of their own.
It is no joke to be considered worthy enough to wear the Nigerian Camouflage and fatigues because only the vilest, most bullyish and most mentally unstable folks make it through the tough Nigerian army recruitment process.

If not for anything, respect fear a soldier if you value your life.
Their training alone takes away their sanity.
U.S army,RUssian army see more training than this stupid snakes

Even south African army goes through hell than this god forsaken ediots

Yet the don't bully and kill civilians

Your reasons are pointless
EducationRe: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by uckennety(m): 10:41pm On Mar 21, 2018
mim1031:
I got my EOR result today and guess what? Speaking was upgraded from 6.5 to 7.5. Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
15k
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by uckennety(m): 11:42am On Mar 21, 2018
Cooly100:
He could be Ikwere
Ikwerre is igbo naaa
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Needs Biafra Inventors Now –shittu by uckennety(m): 10:45am On Mar 21, 2018
taylor89:
BMC before you masturbate on this thread ask ursef this question






Why are the yolobas and hausa's scared of being Autonomous









Listen to me am a Rivers man and we are 10000000% sure that we will survive on our own and do so much well like wise the igbos




Now since the housa's and yolobas have so much confidence on their sophisticated whatever why are they begging for unity





Let us all scatter and see who suffers most





U will be amazed that lagos is made of 80% igbos






Fuckkkk u all





We are OK so swerve you all parasites
Is rivers a tribe?
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m):
oamronnie:
Possible reasons for the delays, refusals and 'lies' from case officers will be discussed and at the bolded, please speak for yourself.
Ok ma thanks


Wait your a pfl agent?

Well lemme reserve my comment
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 3:59pm On Mar 20, 2018
oamronnie:
Visa application processes will be discussed if that is what you mean.
I meant unnecessary delays
Arbitrary denials
Lies from case officers
And alot of other negative vibes from pretoria



We already know visa processes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by uckennety(m): 2:36pm On Mar 20, 2018
sunnywee:
So, my experience here today was awful. I spent resources, time and energy. While I was leaving, a guy approached me and begged me to work with them even if it is part time. Nawaoooo
GNLD !, abi?
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 8:14am On Mar 20, 2018
Funnyguy83:
how do you mean Baba ?
Read previous post
PoliticsRe: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by uckennety(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018
MORNDEW:
Is there anything we Crucified GEJ for, that has not Happened in this Administration?
This was an article I saw on front page this morning https://www.nairaland.com/4405472/there-anything-crucified-gej-hasnt. As usual, the comments showed the lack of intelligence and the childish nature of the average politics section nairalander. Let me not write long epistles but below are things we Crucified GEJ for, that has not Happened in this Administration

1. Immigration Job Scam: The last administration wasted the lives of over 19 graduates and injured hundreds in a nonexistent immigration Job after collecting #1000 application fee from the applicant. The culprit in that she of shame Abba Moro, was left untouched.

2. Depleted Foreign Reserve: My friends, may our lives not be depleted the way the former administration depleted our foreign reserve. The administration of the ineffectual buffoon inherited $47.7 but depleted and squandered it to about $29 before leaving office. This came at a time when oil price was high.

3. Seized Aircraft carrying military weapons: In a show of shame and national disgrace, an aircraft belonging to a man who goes pastor Ayo Oritsejafor and loaded with military weapons was seized by SouthAfrican Authorities because it was illegally used in acquiring military weapons. Reporters agreed that the said aircraft had former militant leader Asari Dokubo on board. Where in the world do military weapons get acquired using a former rebel and the aircraft of a funny looking man of God? Only in the last administration.

4. Upsurge of Boko Haram: The former administration of the Kindergarten president saw the upsurge of Boko Haram. The terrorists, seized and controlled territories in Nigeria almost the size of Belgium. The terrorists grew from strength to strength. Institutions were easily bombed. UN building, Thisday building, St. Theresa Catholic Church etc. Abuja the Federal capital territory was not spared. Today BH has been decimated and confined to a hideout with pockets of attacks.

5. Borrowing to pay salaries: in continuation of the show of shame of the former administration, The former administration was borrowing to pay salaries at a time of many. A serious government borrow to develop infrastructure not to pay salaries.

6. Arrest of Opposition leaders before Elections. The kindergarten former administration made it a habit to arrest opposition leaders before elections. A day to the election in Osun State, opposition leaders like Lai Mohammed were arrested and detained till after the election. El-Rufai was arrested and detained in Anambra on the day of the governorship election. Same thing with Ekiti state election where arm banded military men were used to rig election.

7. Stealing is not corruption: The former accidental public servant, on a live media chat said stealing was not corruption. The body language and utterances of the former president upsurged corrupt practices and made it look like a culture.

8. Crass Crude First Lady: The former weak President had no control of the wife, who made mockery of her role as the wife of the president. A woman who threw decorum to the gutters and behaved like 17th century cave women. She went ahead to impose candidates and even acted like the president of the country as was observed by former President Olusegun Obasanjo in his book.

9. Release of Chibok girls: girls were kidnapped in Chibok and a president who went to dance later could not release them until this administration. It took this administration tactics and experience to release the girls the former administration could not.

You see, one thing is to criticize this present administration for its short coming on different national issues but trying to compare this administration with the last amounts to insult on intelligent Nigerians. The last administration was a disaster. Given the circumstances and same scenario before 2015 presidential election, reverse that same election Nigerians would still elect president Buhari.

Nairaland has lost all forms of credibility by allowing illiterates to roam here polluting this place with their illiteracy hence it now looks like every Nigerian is that way. Stupid unintelligent comments now get likes and the illiterates are urged on by those likes to make more damaging comments that looks like it's the right thing.


one thing is to come here and show your shallowness and another thing is to face facts and reality. That you get likes from nonsense does not make it normal. People come here to disgrace their families and themselves and think it's the right thing.

Forgive me for missed punctuations and mistakes cos I just took time from my busy schedule to write this and set the records straight. And to also show that there are people on this forum who don't easily forget.

MORNDEW
Writer, Public Affairs Analyst and Social Commentator
amadiprincewill1@gmail.com
In all this people were held accountable for it


But in dullardihno regime

Monkey,rats,and snakes are to be blame


If its too glaring

Dullardihno will say he doesn't know


Op your funny
TravelRe: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by uckennety(m): 1:44pm On Mar 19, 2018
mamajaz:
Hello house, catchwind4rmkd and all, how can one pay for change of circumstances on visa application?
Please, it's urgent.
Why do you need it
TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Accident: Man Shares His Testimony After Escaping Death by uckennety(m): 1:27pm On Mar 19, 2018
Why do people still enter peace mass?
TravelRe: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by uckennety(m): 12:35pm On Mar 19, 2018
SUJYDEE:
You are good to go if you can show evidences for your work experience in the Bricklaying and Masonry occupation and you will have to show at least OND certificate in related qualifications. Don't worry about your BSc for now, you will use that to claim 15 points with DIBP.
Please help me

I have been looking for you

Oga bellong sent me to you

Am a bricklayer

I have trade certificate 1,2,3

I have over 8yrs experience i have employment letter and payslips to prove
TravelRe: General Guide To Australian Permanent Resident Visa Through Skilled Migration. by uckennety(m): 12:26pm On Mar 19, 2018
OlalekanKad:
Let me first of all give you thumbs up for thinking in this direction, the only thing you don't want to do to yourself is coming to study and just leave just like that. Brother this place is far ooooo and couple with the fact that tuition fees are on the high side. My suggestions is if you can change from MSC petroleum to any course on the skill select, it will be a nice thing to do even if that will make you postpone your entry for next month to a later month or thereabout
Goodmorning sir i have been looking for you Infact your hard to find

Oga bellong directed me to you

I'm a bricklayer

Can you help me with work visa Australia
TravelRe: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by uckennety(m): 11:19pm On Mar 18, 2018
?
TravelRe: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by uckennety(m): 11:18pm On Mar 18, 2018
Tadell:
Hi all.
I want to apply for Australia student visa .
I don't have the intention of continuing my education when I get there due to the cost.

--Do I need to pay the complete fees before departure?

--If I get there without reporting to school, will I run out of status(will I be declared an illegal immigrant?)

Lastly, how can I get PR when I get there without reporting to school?

Please pals, I need your opinions and advice.
OYO ooooooo

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