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CrimeRe: Is The Police Your Friend? 70-yr-old Man Dies After Torture In Detention by udeze73(m): 5:44pm On Jun 04, 2015
This does not happen in the UK. This is total bullshit. The said policeman needs to be severely dealt with in accordance with the law
PoliticsRe: I Renew My Pledge To Crush Boko Haram - Buhari by udeze73(m): 12:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
Pls let's not be bias or sentimental......who do you think is behind BOHO-HARAMhuh Why did the insurgent group emerged immediately after buhari's loss of the 2011 presidential election to JONATHAN

To my perception, BUHARI is the GoD-father of boko haram so as to wreck havock to janathan's administration; which was executed successfully.

OR WHAT DO U THINK??












Take note, if u curse me AMADIOHA go strike u immediately
CrimeRe: Gang Of Six Rapes Two Sisters In Lagos by udeze73(m): 10:57am On Jun 04, 2015
They were not only rapists but robbers with sophisticated weapons. They desreve the worst
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Denying Me Sex Wat Should I Do by udeze73(m): 4:03pm On Jun 03, 2015
The fact iis u can't beat her....u can't rape her......surely u don't wanna leave her but u can simply deny her of any need......bt wait there are also lots of ladies out there who wants ur service
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Appoint Self As Petroleum Minister - PM News/Reuters by udeze73(m): 3:50pm On Jun 03, 2015
During obasanjos's administration, he personally manned petroleum affairs even though there was corruption and gross embezzlement motivated be his selfish desire
FoodRe: Five Confirmed Dead After Eating Dog Meat In Rivers by udeze73(m): 2:57pm On Jun 03, 2015
Hw could one dog killed 5peoplehuh Maybe the dog had eaten poison earlier
CrimeRe: Nigeria Dies After Hard Drugs Bursted In His Stomach by udeze73(m): 2:46pm On Jun 03, 2015
Why always NIGERIANShuh
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Slams Wike Over False Claims Of Vandalisation And Looting... by udeze73(m): 10:45pm On Jun 01, 2015
Wetin dey do these two castrated fools?? Why are they behaving so juvenile over irrelevancies huh huh huh
CrimeRe: Dismissed Army Officer Arrested For Robbery & Impersonation In Lagos (Pictured) by udeze73(m): 8:42pm On Jun 01, 2015
See as he be like eja panla.......if dis 1 harrass me I go beat am die
CrimeRe: See The Faces Of Men And Woman Caught For N8bn Fraud In CBN (photo) by udeze73(m): 7:28pm On Jun 01, 2015
Ntoooooo!!!!!! Their own don meet them 4 koro. Everything under the sun has expiry date ncluding theft and gross embezzlement. This is just the begiining there are lots more to come. Just keep y'all fingers crossed
PoliticsRe: Stable Power Supply Underway , Says Buhari by udeze73(m): 5:04pm On May 30, 2015
jonathan's administration left a lot of promises unfulfiled. politiicians are damn good at making promises but worst at fulfilling them
PoliticsRe: The Caption For This Tinubu Photo Is Hilarious by udeze73(m): 2:59pm On May 29, 2015
I love dat man (BUHARI). He made it clear from d onset that he is no object of manipulation. He is ready not to take orders from any punk
CrimeRe: Cult War: MAPOLY Student Shot Dead.. by udeze73(m): 5:39pm On May 27, 2015
Now he is deceases and finally be in peace........sorry to his family and relatives
RomanceRe: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by udeze73(m): 5:16pm On May 27, 2015
Nairalanders babes hope u all pay attention to thesE
CrimeRe: 2 Police Men Beaten To Pulp By A Labourer In Lagos.. by udeze73(m): 3:55pm On May 27, 2015
The guy dey smoke gbanna
FoodRe: Terrible.. Look What I Saw In My Drink by udeze73(m): 3:37pm On May 27, 2015
You are a potential millionaire only if u have d resources and ready to sue schwepps
Romance10 Reason Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies by udeze73(op): 3:26pm On May 27, 2015
10 Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping
Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts
Before I start, I want you all to know that no matter how we
try embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change the fact
that it's EVIL, so all ye Pastors, relax your mind because this
is not to lure people into premarital sex (make una no quote
Bible for my head oooo)
Here I go
1. She Doesn't Have A Good Record
Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before
wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few
numbers of people who know you well but may not be in
talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like,
that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and
down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn't have church mind,
he will also want to mark register
2. She's Deceitful
Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ?
A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will
definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later
gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B
exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass
aftermath of love making
3. She Lied About Being A Virgin
Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie
about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are
as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of
celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace
4. She Turned Him Into A Magad
My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays
your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about
telling people that he's a maga. He will treat you like a
monkey (use of banana) and waves goodbye the moment he
gets under your skirt
5. She Acts Like A Peacock
Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara
must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride,
shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the
deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye
shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she make
everything hard as LASU Post UME exam
6. You Have Nothing To Offer
GEJ's fruitless administration is not smiling on youths. Even
the rich dudes want ladies that will help them economize
their money and help draw their life plans. When a lady is
always concerned about fixing on eye lashes, Brazilian hair,
Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc. You don't need T. B
Joshua to tell you that the quy in question knows that 5mins
pleasure is all you can only offer him
7. Your Boobs Attracted Him
Sometimes, the way you got to meet a lady may determine
how the relationship will go (not in all cases though). When
the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is your half
revealed boobs. He will only see you as sex object and
dump your ass after getting under your skirt
8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage Before You Open
Your Legs
I mean who the hell makes such a promise ? I have seen the
case of a lady who told my friend to promise her marriage,
or else, she will not open her legs. Funny enough, he
promised her marriage and waved goodbye after getting
under her skirt
9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat
If she's so dirty that her body odour smells more than
MORTEIN. The guy is left with no choice than to dump her
ass after the deed
Feel free to add the last one
EducationRe: 6 Reasons Why Some Students Study Very Hard But Still Fail Exams by udeze73(m): 3:07pm On May 27, 2015
Another tangible reason why students read like mad and still fail is 'SADDIST LECTURERS'. They discourage students from d onset by making statement like: A is for God, Bis for me C is for the most intelligent and shits like dat
Jokes EtcFuoye Lecturers Called For A Meeting by udeze73(op): 8:30pm On May 26, 2015
FUOYE Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Murtala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their engineering Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one lecturer. His name is Engr. OJIRIBO CYRIL, He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, I f This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not start.

Abeg in case ur mama, papa, wife, boy/girlfriend, or relation is from there no vex just laugh grin
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy And Wife Lady D Release New Photos by udeze73(m): 5:45pm On May 26, 2015
This is not sexy at all
BusinessRe: Banks To Shut Down ATMs Over Fuel Scarcity by udeze73(m): 8:21pm On May 25, 2015
Sutting down banks and telecom companies will proffer no solution. It will further aggravate issues. I'm begining to evisage how nasty situation will be if this mayhelm ever happen
RomanceRe: Help Me On Sex And Premature Ejaculation, Its Making Me Sad by udeze73(m): 9:01pm On May 23, 2015
bro lemme guess.....ur DK no long pass 3inches....lol
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by udeze73(m): 7:05pm On May 23, 2015
U married a fucking nymphomaniac
RomanceRe: See The Gift My GF Gave Me. despite 50k monthly allowee (photos) by udeze73(m): 6:40pm On May 23, 2015
Which Nairalander babe fit do this one for her BFhuh............NONE[color=#990000][/color]
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Kill Many Terrorists, Rescue 20 Women & Children From Sambisa by udeze73(m): 5:49pm On May 23, 2015
They feed us with lies on a daily basis. Abeg na hw many girls dem kidnap?

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