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This does not happen in the UK. This is total bullshit. The said policeman needs to be severely dealt with in accordance with the law |
Pls let's not be bias or sentimental......who do you think is behind BOHO-HARAM Why did the insurgent group emerged immediately after buhari's loss of the 2011 presidential election to JONATHANTo my perception, BUHARI is the GoD-father of boko haram so as to wreck havock to janathan's administration; which was executed successfully. OR WHAT DO U THINK?? Take note, if u curse me AMADIOHA go strike u immediately |
They were not only rapists but robbers with sophisticated weapons. They desreve the worst |
The fact iis u can't beat her....u can't rape her......surely u don't wanna leave her but u can simply deny her of any need......bt wait there are also lots of ladies out there who wants ur service |
During obasanjos's administration, he personally manned petroleum affairs even though there was corruption and gross embezzlement motivated be his selfish desire |
Hw could one dog killed 5people Maybe the dog had eaten poison earlier |
Why always NIGERIANS ![]() |
Wetin dey do these two castrated fools?? Why are they behaving so juvenile over irrelevancies ![]() |
See as he be like eja panla.......if dis 1 harrass me I go beat am die |
Ntoooooo!!!!!! Their own don meet them 4 koro. Everything under the sun has expiry date ncluding theft and gross embezzlement. This is just the begiining there are lots more to come. Just keep y'all fingers crossed |
jonathan's administration left a lot of promises unfulfiled. politiicians are damn good at making promises but worst at fulfilling them |
I love dat man (BUHARI). He made it clear from d onset that he is no object of manipulation. He is ready not to take orders from any punk |
Now he is deceases and finally be in peace........sorry to his family and relatives |
Nairalanders babes hope u all pay attention to thesE |
The guy dey smoke gbanna |
You are a potential millionaire only if u have d resources and ready to sue schwepps |
10 Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts Before I start, I want you all to know that no matter how we try embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change the fact that it's EVIL, so all ye Pastors, relax your mind because this is not to lure people into premarital sex (make una no quote Bible for my head oooo) Here I go 1. She Doesn't Have A Good Record Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn't have church mind, he will also want to mark register 2. She's Deceitful Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ? A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making 3. She Lied About Being A Virgin Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace 4. She Turned Him Into A Magad My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he's a maga. He will treat you like a monkey (use of banana) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt 5. She Acts Like A Peacock Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so ? Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam 6. You Have Nothing To Offer GEJ's fruitless administration is not smiling on youths. Even the rich dudes want ladies that will help them economize their money and help draw their life plans. When a lady is always concerned about fixing on eye lashes, Brazilian hair, Silverbird cinema and Ozone layer etc. You don't need T. B Joshua to tell you that the quy in question knows that 5mins pleasure is all you can only offer him 7. Your Boobs Attracted Him Sometimes, the way you got to meet a lady may determine how the relationship will go (not in all cases though). When the only thing that got a guy attracted to you is your half revealed boobs. He will only see you as sex object and dump your ass after getting under your skirt 8. Telling Him To Promise You Marriage Before You Open Your Legs I mean who the hell makes such a promise ? I have seen the case of a lady who told my friend to promise her marriage, or else, she will not open her legs. Funny enough, he promised her marriage and waved goodbye after getting under her skirt 9. Unshaved And Odourful Kitty-Cat If she's so dirty that her body odour smells more than MORTEIN. The guy is left with no choice than to dump her ass after the deed Feel free to add the last one |
Another tangible reason why students read like mad and still fail is 'SADDIST LECTURERS'. They discourage students from d onset by making statement like: A is for God, Bis for me C is for the most intelligent and shits like dat |
FUOYE Lecturers Were Called For A Meeting In London... They All Met At The Murtala Mohammed International Airport Lagos. While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built By Their engineering Students And Was On It's First Experimental Trip. On hearing this, they all ran out of the plane, except one lecturer. His name is Engr. OJIRIBO CYRIL, He was asked why he was still on d plane and he replied; I know what i am teaching them, I f This Plane Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not start. Abeg in case ur mama, papa, wife, boy/girlfriend, or relation is from there no vex just laugh ![]() |
This is not sexy at all |
Sutting down banks and telecom companies will proffer no solution. It will further aggravate issues. I'm begining to evisage how nasty situation will be if this mayhelm ever happen |
bro lemme guess.....ur DK no long pass 3inches....lol |
U married a fucking nymphomaniac |
Which Nairalander babe fit do this one for her BF ............NONE[color=#990000][/color] |
They feed us with lies on a daily basis. Abeg na hw many girls dem kidnap? |
Why did the insurgent group emerged immediately after buhari's loss of the 2011 presidential election to JONATHAN