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FamilyRe: For Ladies Who Grew Up In The Village. Did You Do This (picture) by udomma1005(m): 4:37pm On Jun 07, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating... Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me
waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment.. I knw they would deny it
And she lied again!!!!

PoliticsRe: Akpabio Commissions Four Points By Sheraton Ikot Ekpene by udomma1005(m): 1:38am On May 28, 2015
[quote author=Eshinwaju post=34134688]Shocking....waste of money.....government financing hotelshuh Muumuu governor..... cheesy[/quote
U must must be a clown or maybe u just got ur freedom from Yaba left if u cant commend dis guvnor. Travel to Abia to find out a guvnor's insensitivity,then maybe u will dat Akwa Ibom Guvnor has honour even whilst amongst dem thieves.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why My Meetings With Jonathan Last Less Than 15 Minutes by udomma1005(m): 6:53am On May 25, 2015
Slickest:
The clueless mofo called gej is dolt, hold a meeting he has nothing to talk about, he think's gmb is a drunk zoologist lyk him.....


......Nd 2his useless bittch called pej, she'z gonna feed her clueless hubby in d cell bcoz dats where thieves bolong

Btw...any pdp clueless loyalist dat quotes me shall be struck by thunder nd punished by God

May God bless u all that voted for change nd 4dose mumu'z dat voted dat black orangutan 4rm otueke, "u get fuel 4ur awz?"......lwkmd, d ape no send ena.....
Wetin u drink or smoke b4 u type dis one?
Lifam,de thing no gud 4 ur bodi b4 e pass dis one enta Yabalef*
CelebritiesRe: Fans Insult P'Square Over What He Wrote On Fuel Scarcity (Snapshots) by udomma1005(m): 6:33am On May 25, 2015
If you say one is a celeb, voila,he,she or it turns to one! I dont bliv in dis celeb thing, if u re gud @wat u do,fyne,if you are not gud,still fyne.Most of de self acclaimed celebs just take from u(money & support) but while returning to u(insult & above human syndrome AHS), they do it wit utmost impunity like he just did.
SMH.
CelebritiesRe: What Saved Funke Akindele From Missing Church Today by udomma1005(m): 6:19am On May 25, 2015
She go wear dat open gown or skirt come ride bicycle, our eyes will not see sin,abeg!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Crisis By State (report Happenings In Your Area) by udomma1005(m): 6:11am On May 25, 2015
wakes:
I beg make I send you money buy and send to me biko!
Send ur contact,make I send money make u courier am for me!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Crisis By State (report Happenings In Your Area) by udomma1005(m): 6:09am On May 25, 2015
In Bayelsa,Yenagoa precisely,bought 200 per litre on Saturday morning,did "Big man" by running de gen thruout de nite (gosh,heat mehnnn), sent for some more fuel,my boi came bck wit de story"N300 per litre)!
Charlie,shakara don end mehnnnn!
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo's Boyfriend, Mike Godson, Sends Her Lovely Message by udomma1005(m): 2:42pm On Jan 25, 2015
terrimatix:
Dude are you Okay?? Even Ini's guy would know that "archived" was not the right verb to have used in that statement. Why are some so hell-bent in disgracing themselves arguing blindly?? I never knew English was that difficult grin grin
Person don high indian hemp dey smell 4 here
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo's Boyfriend, Mike Godson, Sends Her Lovely Message by udomma1005(m): 2:37pm On Jan 25, 2015
FriedPlantain:
no the boy is a goat. grin
I don die *ROTFL*
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating A Nigerian Police by udomma1005(m): 3:50pm On Jan 17, 2015
Not funny @all,kinda stale,mouldy attempt@ trying to be funny!
Try anoda one.
NYSCRe: Photos: Soldiers Strip Corpers Naked At Rivers NYSC Camp? by udomma1005(m): 10:14pm On Dec 04, 2014
Most commentators on NL display absolute nativity!
What if those frogs (corpers) got into a fight & stripped b4 dey were apprehended?
Let's be reasonable for dey definition of De word.
PoliticsRe: Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke Elected First OPEC Female President by udomma1005(m): 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2014
I'm in her state due to duty calls,let her use her office & have bridge (less than 30 metres) constructed to link her community with civilization!
Her homestead is only accessible with a hand pulled boat (SMH),Petroleum minister indeed!
HealthRe: Critical Analysis Of 'ponmo' By University Students by udomma1005(m): 6:36am On Nov 15, 2014
Na capital Lie!
Op wetin do u nah? u be enemy o progress?
Before Na my favorite, Bushmeat,una carry style, carry Ebola ban,I bone,switch enta pormo!
Na u want carry science, abi research come pause my pormo, u be witch?
Forum GamesRe: Photo: Which Button Would You Hit ? Come In And Show Wisdom ... by udomma1005(m): 8:41pm On Nov 13, 2014
Red button all De way, got nothing to lose!
RomanceRe: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by udomma1005(m): 1:52am On Nov 13, 2014
Hehehehehehe,awoooof dey purge but dis one must kill!
Methinks she stares @u,feeling pity 4 ur mom on how she will react ova ur delete 4rm De world of De living! I pity u sha!
An adage in my place goes,"wetin sweet man,Na im ,him go chop die" So my guy,enjoy while it lasts!
Christianity EtcRe: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by udomma1005(m): 11:35am On Nov 10, 2014
PapiWata:
Why is it that cult followers can think of NO other threat than to promise a fiery death inflicted by their vengeful god ?

If you want to really scare people, PRAYNaja, then you need to step up your game, and declare yourself an assassin for God, who will PERSONALLY visit people who speak out against your thieving Pastor Oledepo, for the purpose of opening fire with an assault rifle and killing all their families in cold blood.

That hell-fire threat is so widely used that it simply doesn't pack any punch at all. You need to threaten DIRECT bodily harm to get the attention of people who do not share your cult-worshiping lemming mindset. Try this radical idea, and get back to us here.
Hehehehehehehe,so on point!, assassin 4 Xrist!
Christianity EtcRe: BBC Calls Winners Chapel "Witchcraft Church" by udomma1005(m): 11:31am On Nov 10, 2014
slimfit1:
You mension Sacrifices right? I surely don't want to know really or go there but are you talking about ******* sacrifices or effort sacrifice? Because sacrifice pass sacrifice ohhhh .
Ask dem which sacrifice dem dey talkoooo
Car TalkRe: BMW 3 Series Engine by udomma1005(m): 12:33am On Oct 19, 2014
I don laff die!
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by udomma1005(m): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew shocked

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha
Dat kinda lies give headache instead of heartache!
Forum GamesRe: Age Discriminating Optical Illusion by udomma1005(m): 3:00pm On Oct 16, 2014
grin[b][/b] Saw young girl 1st b4 de granny!
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And His Lovely Mother by udomma1005(m): 12:52pm On Oct 13, 2014
Your mooma is luvly,nice of u 2 appreciate her & let her Knw so while on earth unlike some hypocrites dat wait to glorify theirs when there're not around again!
FamilyRe: UK-based Nigerian Mother Pleas For Help For Kidnapped Child by udomma1005(m): 8:38am On Oct 11, 2014
The grandma, though might seem very heartless, has her reasons!
Do check up "Child Support " & you do be surprised @ Wat some bitchy "baby mama's" can do to a man's career!
They sit jobless @ home,straff who tickles their fancy,then pick up the checks u sweated 4 @ de end of de month.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) ON 25th August 2014 by udomma1005(m): 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2014
huhLiver-failure lol
TravelRe: 10 Most Popular Non-capital Cities/towns In Nigeria by udomma1005(m): 11:15am On Aug 22, 2014
UYO(mouhhhhhhhhhh),Yenagoa
Car TalkRe: Permit For Factory Tinted Glass? by udomma1005(m): 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2014
I have attached the stipulated penalties concerning tinted glass permit as recommended by the Senate!
AutosRe: Hot CAR Product You Can Start Selling Now And Make Millions Of Naira This 2016 by udomma1005(m): 12:41pm On Jan 09, 2014
Would like to be a distributor in Bayelsa, could you please furnish me with relevant details of purchase price,selling price,distributorship incentives and mode of delivry/payment.
Email me via: abeldcop5@ymail.com
Watssap on: 07010586251.
Expecting ur response soonest!
CelebritiesRe: Photo : Beyonce Portraying Herself As Mother Mary & Blue IV As Jesus. by udomma1005(m): 11:17am On Jan 09, 2014
You guys sure know how to give stuff biased coloration!
For crying out loud this is just an artist impression of a mom & child which anybody with decent or modest means can afford depending on the reputation of the artist. It wuld have looked blasphemous were there to be "halos"(which represents santity) over their heads, which unfortunately I have not seen except my screen is hypocritic, which I doubt!!!!!!!!

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