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Celebrities › Re: Gloria Young Causes Scene Over 20,000 Naira. by udomma1005(m): 8:54am On Aug 01, 2015

gottliebglobal:
Haba, 20k?

Meaning? Even na 2k,e correct make money disappear for wetin u no knw? Smile for 20k,next tyme na 2m go vanish.

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Education › Re: Queen Elizabeth Shocked And Surprised With Northern Nigeria (photos) by udomma1005(m): 8:43am On Aug 01, 2015

SaniSANOH:
NORTHERNER ARE LITRATE RIGHT EVEN BEFORE THE ADVENT OF THE BRITISH
Yet, you called them names.

They called us ILLITRATES, little did they know that we were LITRATE even the Advent of the European to the the country ( NIGERIA.)

SEE picture of QUEEN ELIZABETH shocked and surprise with how Northern are READING and WRITING in Kano. Years before independent.

Hehehehehehe,spare us this grand show of stupity this early in a promising new month. Your spelling of "Illitrates & Litrate" above,just goes further to buttress the pitiable & pathetic point; You need to attend a "REAL" school,not some Sit_on_floor_cross_leg recitation rubbish,please pal,GO TO A SCHOOL!

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Family › Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by udomma1005(m): 11:52pm On Jul 31, 2015

I will tell her sista(my wife) dat it was only Jesus & Job in da bible that ovacame such temptations & my name no be Jesus nor Job,if she doesnt call her sista to order of decency,wetin she see(belle),may she take am in absolute good faith,shekina!

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Education › Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by udomma1005(m): 8:49pm On Jul 31, 2015

Thank God I be Unique Uniport Alumnus,my skool fees no lost, menhhhh

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Crime › Re: 32-yr-old Man Commits Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity In Bayelsa by udomma1005(m): 10:39am On Jul 31, 2015

Keneking:
But the police officer has been briefed already by the reporter ...so what is he waiting for?

What did u take this early?
The reporter called the spokesman to confirm the incident he heard,the spokesman replied that the issue has not been reported yet to the Police.
What is ur argument now? Should the spokesman comment and grant a press interview over an issue that happened in the hinterland and has not yet been reported officially to the Police. When it comes to Police issues,u wont even wear ur pants before u start spewing absurdities!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghanaian Policemen Dancing With A Little Girl (photo) by udomma1005(m): 5:43pm On Jul 30, 2015

Lilyomi:
Dis is a Ghana police. I cn bet

Babe,your head dey dia,God go bless who pay your skool fees! To think dat all the clowns here bliv these are Nigerian Policemen is nauseating.
Nigerian Policemen dont wear dat tag "Police",they wear their names & numba.
God bless u for placing a bet on it not minding the vast numba of poo heads we have here.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghanaian Policemen Dancing With A Little Girl (photo) by udomma1005(m): 5:37pm On Jul 30, 2015

For the information of most low wits that dont seem to see anything good in Nigeria,who run their traps at will to discredit any Nigerian institution. Also annoying is the fact that these class of people have NEVER stepped out of the shores of their villages talk less of crossing any Nigeria border. To them,Nigerian ex president is bad;Present president,bad;Police,bad; Schools, bad;hospitals,bad! What type of people are you?
To satisfy ur psychotic fantasies,google "Ghanian police",you will realise that only Ghanian police place that tag "police" on their uniforms,Nigerian police dont,they place their names & number!
Clowns everywhere I go,gosh

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghanaian Policemen Dancing With A Little Girl (photo) by udomma1005(m): 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2015

realoke:
source> http://rangeblogz..com/2015/07/this-policemen-are-not-only-disgrace.html

Dont be unnecessary absurd,that's not Nigerian Police uniform. Nigerian Police dont have that tag "Police" on their uniform,its Ghanian police.

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Family › Re: See What Nigerian Women Can Do (photos) by udomma1005(m): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2015

ignis:
All I see is a woman driving a bicycle with a drum on her head. Which am very sure it's not only Nigerian women that can do that.

Which can you do? Can you carry a pot on your head(abi wig) talkless of a drum or can you "drive"(according to you) a bicycle?
Do well to applaud what you cant & wont do,hope you will understand.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of This Man, by udomma1005(m): 10:18am On Jul 30, 2015

What is hilarious about the pix?
At times our level of reasoning is so myopic that we class modesty as stupidity,which subsequently encourages wanton looting,stealing & corrupt practices in various strata of the society.
All I see in that pix is an hustler(dirty feet), lying down in an humble abode(bare mattress),with some access to civilization(the phone on charge).
His situation is better than those I ve seen sleeping in tricycles with mosquitoes using their skin for research issues!

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Crime › Re: Father Poisons Baby To Divorce Wife by udomma1005(m): 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2015

Chisos,Psychos evrywhere I look

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Politics › Re: Obama Billboard: Rochas Okorocha Denies Putting It Up by udomma1005(m): 4:47am On Jul 28, 2015

Crying over spilt milk as usual,smh!

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Nairaland General › Re: Very Active Police Officer On Duty At Sabo Junction, Ikorodu (Picture) by udomma1005(m): 4:41am On Jul 28, 2015

Taylor86:
somebody go just enter road dey snap nonsense post for nairaland

how's this post helpful

Op plz wen driving stay focused

Accident is a no mans friend

as 4 d mods dat banned me from politics section

for small comment wey no even reach N5 comment

my fine and harmless comments wey make Wike like me

una try well well

plz click share if u want ur fellow PDP brother unbanned

or like for otherwise

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see likes...people hate me ooo

Stupid comments,stupid people!

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Family › Re: Something Really Urgent To Ponder On..... by udomma1005(m): 11:56am On Jul 27, 2015

Chisos! I will neva do this again,feeling very guilty especially when I wanna buy fresh fish,I dey haggle like say I get Doctorate for micro Economics. I ve repented*Crying & rolling on the floor

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dear Scammers If You Must Post A Fake Job Do It Right... Lol by udomma1005(m): 11:40am On Jul 27, 2015

The spelling of producing is hypnotizing!

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Politics › Re: Check Out What Rochas Okorocha Did With The Photos He Took With Obama by udomma1005(m): 4:35pm On Jul 26, 2015

A dunce remains a dunce no matter the title suffixed or affixed to their names;President oooo,Guvnor oooo, or Senator ooooo,mumu na mumu!
What is the relativity of a snapshot with a gay promoter with putting down meaningful structures on ground.
I pray wen I get older that I should not start being this stupid becos I'm forced to bliv dat dis acts of childishness seem to germinate with age,or am I wrong in my assumptions?

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Food › Re: Bloating: Foods And Drinks To Stay Away From Before And During Your Wedding by udomma1005(m): 8:18am On Jul 25, 2015

ogunwalea:
Is garri allowed?

Nope! But fufu is recommended.

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Politics › Re: N’delta Govs Beg Tompolo To Shelve Ex- Militants’ Meeting by udomma1005(m): 8:02am On Jul 25, 2015

kodyx:
He is nothing but a toothless bulldog, let him come out with the worst he can do;the nigerian state is waiting for him..

What could have intoxicated you to this level of revealing innate mental imbalance? It's not compulsory that you must comment all issues on Nairaland,any comment that will make people regard you as an idiot should be avoided please. Google "Kidnapping in Bayelsa" & you will realise that factions of dis scoundrels have started their trade again & the need for a round table meeting should be applauded, I live there!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out Photo Of A Boy Chilling On The Bumper Of A Car by udomma1005(m): 12:52am On Jul 25, 2015

Datts a BMW there! Club BeeMaa 4 life

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Nairaland General › Re: Traffic Wardens Separating Fight Between Two Drivers In Abuja (photo) by udomma1005(m): 3:22pm On Jul 17, 2015

toluine56:
Nice one.
I'll also like to see photos of policemen arriving with their fire brigade-like manner with only one thing in mind..lol

Must u always show that u are daft? They did something commendable,if u cant acknowledge that,u do better shut up.

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Romance › Re: All Guys Are The Same:- Your Makeup Could Be The Cause. by udomma1005(m): 2:11pm On Jul 16, 2015

ModiKen:
Oh Lord, hw did u create this guy?!

Had a 10 mins laugh while reading ur comments on dis thread. Still laughing.....

Chisos,brighter than their future almost ribbed my ribs!

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Romance › Re: All Guys Are The Same:- Your Makeup Could Be The Cause. by udomma1005(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16, 2015

Gospel Truth.........

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Politics › Re: Naval Officer Who Died While Fighting Boko Haram Insurgents Buried by udomma1005(m): 4:10am On Jul 07, 2015

RIP to the dude!

I know the brother shaking hands with the Naval officers,he's a Road Safety Officer in Bayelsa.

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Education › Re: Which Switch Lights The Bulb? by udomma1005(m): 10:11am On Jul 06, 2015

The third switch!

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Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua Returns Elderly Woman’s Half-a- Million Naira Tithe by udomma1005(m): 11:35pm On Jul 05, 2015

All I see is,blind people,making dumb comments for lame reasons.
Firstly,what is modus operandi for tithing?
Is it not stated that the left hand should not know wat de rite hand giveth? So de mama had to announce first before presenting the "tithe".
Rubbish,she was about making a "donation",since it was announced & not a tithe which is offered in secrecy! Let's not be gullible & be deceived because "man of god" is affixed to people' name, some of dem are c.e.o's of multinational companies,though I lik T.B.J for his philanthropic efforts.

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Politics › Re: Special Forces Units And Operators Of The Nigerian Armed Forces by udomma1005(m): 9:48pm On Jun 30, 2015

YoursGEJ:
You are such a slow poke for calling one who has better field combat skills a monkey & to argue wat u dont have de faintest idea of ,dat commentator is vast wit battle tactics in de field. Those bullpops assault rifle showed in dat pix is only used for close range protective cover,that is why you see it being carried by the DSS(formerly SSS),dont bark wen got no teeth,let de real dogs bark,I'm tested & trusted & a survivor of Mubi Operation Avalanche,so no just start spew nonsense !

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Politics › Re: Driver Lies Under His Bus As VIO Officials Try To Impound His Car (photos) by udomma1005(m): 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2015

He's a slowpoke,they re fond of doing this or stripping naked to invoke sympathy & evade arrest after blatantly disobeying traffic signs & laws.
Make person shake Pepper spray (tear gas) well,well,cum spray am small for eye join nose,sense go enta him head sharparly !

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Politics › Re: Driver Lies Under His Bus As VIO Officials Try To Impound His Car (photos) by udomma1005(m): 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2015

He's a slowpoke,they fond of doing this or stripping naked to invoke sympathy & evade arrest after blatantly disobeying traffic signs & laws.
Make person shake Pepper spray (tear gas) well,well,cum spray am small for eye join nose,sense to enta him head sharparly !

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Smuggler Arrested In Delhi, India by udomma1005(m): 5:20am On Jun 28, 2015

Kill him,kill him,kill him,kill him,kill him,kill him....... ... . ..

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Politics › Re: Police Foil Attempt To Kidnap Allison-madueke’s Brother by udomma1005(m): 10:10pm On Jun 18, 2015

handie:
This is what happens when u loot and can't uplift the lives of people in your immediate community. One day, the poor'll have nothing more to eat than the rich. FTC.... Nothing special about it tho. D person under me na MTN o.... They're everywhere u go!!!
P.S: If na poor man Wey go hustle b4 e fit pay ransom, una no for gather intelligence o. All we would've been hearing na we're on the case and we'll do everything to ensure he's released unconditionally. Na rich man own una fit gather intelligence foil d operation. Bunch of oniranus

U well @alll?

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NYSC › Re: Corps Members On A Fun Trip To Obudu Cattle Ranch **PICTURES** by udomma1005(m): 6:15am On Jun 18, 2015

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Nicepoker:
Una no get money enter cable car? Enjoy my state o. In osun state here na only shrine I de see o.
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Nicepoker:
Una no get money enter cable car? Enjoy my state o. In osun state here na only shrine I de see o.

Nicepoker:
Una no get money enter cable car? Enjoy my state o. In osun state here na only shrine I de see o.

that shrine though.........lol

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Technology Market › Re: Solar Power Bank 12000mah Capacity With DC by udomma1005(m): 2:02pm On Jun 10, 2015

I'm in Yenagoa, Bayelsa. How do I gerrit?

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