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PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by Udyro(f): 4:00pm On Sep 05, 2008
hmmm, of all the sweet msg sent so far, na d ones sent by females plenty and are d captivating ones.
this shows how deep women love to men are: sadly, most men dont appreciate it.

if i see a man that appreciate fine lovely text
i'm going to beg God for 2 sided writing tablets
and there, i will inscribe his name and send it back to God as my treasure to keep
4eva. smiley
RomanceRe: Will You Attend Your Ex's Wedding? by Udyro(f): 11:21am On Sep 05, 2008
i will attend, no big deal.
i broke up with my ex- and we became very good friends, after a while, he wnt to get married and inform me, of course i help him prepare n and attend full time. smiley
even if he is the one dat broke up with u, lets try to get over a crush and forgive, we all, in everyday, beg God to forgive, lets forgive others so our own can be forgiven too.
RomanceRe: Pretending Or Being Yourself In Relationship by Udyro(f): 11:08am On Sep 05, 2008
it all depends on the type of guy u dealt with. cheesy
if a lady is straightforward with a guy, he bends
if she pretends, he likes her

so some like pretentious ladies
some like the ones that being themselves.

so girls, if u meet a guy dat likes any of it, give it to him! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Help, I'm Tired But Cant Leave Him by Udyro(f): 10:59am On Sep 05, 2008
if u cant leave him, stay with him, we will come ur funeral soon! grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by Udyro(f): 10:55am On Sep 05, 2008
bankers are flirt becos they dont have much time to enjoy real love from , , a little time they have after tedious whole day work, they make most useful of it by being flirt. some no consider being tired, they wired grin grin grin grin

no offence bankers, i'm talking out of experince. smiley
RomanceRe: Women Like Men With Hairy Chest by Udyro(f): 10:49am On Sep 05, 2008
some girls not all girls embarassed
RomanceRe: Hlp Mi O!1 by Udyro(f): 10:41am On Sep 05, 2008
@poster
i thot as much!, dat ur behaviour will have someting to do with ur past.  grin
oh boy, keep life going, dwell not on the past, 'cos it will haunt u.
most people falls a victim and still make it, edit ur dictionary to include back the word 'LOVE' so you can make use of it. smiley
RomanceRe: What Can Of Guys Do Ladies Like? by Udyro(f): 10:32am On Sep 05, 2008
i think ladies will prefer first, a guy with God fearing spirit, then the list:
romantic
honest
faithful
caring
funny
naughty
homely
comunicator
easy going
dress fine
neat, etc. etc.
RomanceRe: To The Dudes And Divas In The House, Why Do Men Cheat On Their Partners by Udyro(f): 10:22am On Sep 05, 2008
becos men are meant to cheat! grin
but not all men cheat, those with the fear of God dont cheat on their partners.

categories of cheaters:
some luck missed road cheat
some illitrates cheat
some money missed road cheat
some irresponsible men cheat
some men with low self-esteem cheat
some men with low IQ cheat
some whose the word 'Love' is not in their dictionary cheat huh
some men who wears skirt and not trousers, cheat
some who dont value the important of life, cheat undecided
RomanceRe: Who Should Apologize? by Udyro(f): 9:55am On Sep 05, 2008
a relationship that is going to hit the rock starts with someting like this. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Am I The Only One Understanding It This Way by Udyro(f): 9:48am On Sep 05, 2008
hmm, na waooo, bible scholars. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Osun River Worshippers With Austrian Woman As Priestess (pictures) by Udyro(f): 9:23am On Sep 05, 2008
@poster
sorry, i'm so curious to know more o, shocked
how many years d austrian woman spent in naija?
abi she dey speak yoruba? 'cos some of d dieties may not understand astrialian language. grin
how old is the woman now?
wht formalities does it requires to see her?
Christianity EtcRe: Nearly Murdered In Church! by Udyro(f): 11:36am On Sep 04, 2008
i dont think farting in the church is a sin, rather it is a free 'incense' in circulation to membrs around where it is burnt. grin

moreover, the one farting, if tries to go out and explode it outside, may end up doing so in immediately he/she stands up. besides, fart dont kill, it only stint grin
no offence meant o
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 11:26am On Sep 04, 2008
Bastage:
There is a big difference between reading the Bible as the Word of God and taking everything within it's pages literally.

Actually, it has more editions than any other book - from the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic it was originally written in, right down to the present day editions. Not only that, but it has been translated into more languages than any other book.
let me make ur corrections clear here, the edition i mean is by way of modification, upgrading, adding, etc.

the Bible is only being 'translated' as u said into many languages of the world, more than any other books.
its contents still remain the same.
RomanceRe: Sistas Help! (marriage Plans On The Way. Love Still Missing In Transit.) by Udyro(f): 10:59am On Sep 04, 2008
gud talk pearly! such relationship calls for more time of courtship to really get the lady on the line.

gudluck poster!
RomanceRe: Refusal by Udyro(f): 10:44am On Sep 04, 2008
@poster
u didnt tell d house whether ur girl has been giving u play before and sudenly stop.
if she has done it with u before, then know dat ur time is up 'cos she has realise someting sweet more than u.

if she has NOT play with u before, then she might still be a virgin and she is zipping up for the D day. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 6:00pm On Sep 03, 2008
@naomijt

thank you
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 5:58pm On Sep 03, 2008
Tasma:
This is probably the most comical trail of posts i've read in a while. First you ask if any contradictions in the bible can be posted, when you then get a whole list of contradictions you conclude that the persons seeing this contradictions can only be blasphemous non Christians. Why bother to ask this questions if you already have a preconceived unshakable beliefs?
Tasma, the so called contracdictions quoted above are not contracdictions at all but blasphemous. its like one saying
that 'Hanah in the bible was a barren woman, how come dat when she prayed to God dat she become pregnant. and they concluded that God must have pregnated her. meaning God marry just like humans', they even said He marries about three women - sarah, Hanah and Mary the mother of Jesus.
now, can u call this contradiction or blasphemy against the Holy God?

judge for urself whether it is really contradication or gudgible thoughts from non-christians.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 5:50pm On Sep 03, 2008
madamkoko:
@ poster : the bible as "god's word" ? NO.

The bible was written by man. its a carefully edited and narrated storybook.
hmm, it is true that men wrote it BUT through the inspiration of the Holy Spirit from God. pls confirm dis in IITim.3:16-17 and IIPeter 1:20-21.
If it is carefully edited and narrated storybook as you said, how come
1. it is more than 2,500 years old and still valuable and accessible
2. its contents is still applicable and practical for our everyday life
3. its the most widely distributed book!
4. its has no edition - as in, edition 1, 2 and so on.
5. its author is God and not to any human. for all its title is 'Holy Bible' or 'Holy Scriptures' ?
TV/MoviesRe: Which Movie Character Would You Play? by Udyro(f): 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2008
nobody appreciate naija movie characters
well, i would like to play Omotola - Omosexy!
RomanceRe: Why Do People Close Their Eyes When Kissing? by Udyro(f): 4:36pm On Sep 03, 2008
hmm, so so romantic when u close ur eyes o. especially (1) when u kiss someone u really love, (2) someone dat knows how to kiss well, not someone dat will use the whole tongue to block ur throat and (3) when the enjoyment of love is on, also immediately the rain falls  grin

oh boy, open eyes well well when u kiss someone u dont love, or someone ur heart dont move out to, somting fit happen while eyes close o smiley
RomanceRe: Would You Really Want To Know? by Udyro(f): 2:53pm On Sep 03, 2008
@poster
i'd rather not know about it, it so painful. howver, only to those who do not cheat back.

there are some women u cheat their husband too. realising that of their husband, doesnt meant anyting to them but rather encourage them to do more on their act.

Going by the Law Book, women were not suppose to do that

So that is why it will be so painful realisng that my man is choking another woman.

as for me, even with my serious boyfriend is also painful. i woulld rather not know about it, bury it with u!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 2:32pm On Sep 03, 2008
It is only non-christian that will deem it fit to see contradictions in the Bible. this thread was meant for christians who depends on their 'pastor's sayings' and not on 'what God's Word (the Bible) really says.

Moreover, if any non-christians wnt to use this avenue to insult God Almighty, he/she shld not forget that God is Spirit. and that it is better for u to talk down on ur fellow humans, as one will be forgiven than on the Creator of the Universe, becos there is no forgiveness. moreso, vengeance is mine say the the Lord God.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Tink Abt Jehovah's Witnesses? by Udyro(f): 4:53pm On Sep 01, 2008
@Poster
good thread! more explanation on ur beliefs is needed.
next time, more biblical backups to support ur belief too is required. but u do not make known whether u are pastor or elder or evangelist or , in ur JW and whether u r male or female.

clear urself.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 8:56am On Jul 25, 2008
Thank you Pastor AIO

@huxley:
Can u produce one out of your myriads of contradictory bible pasage u come across?
you will realise how wrong u are and how limited ur knowldge of the Bible is.

i am waiting for ur reply.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 4:48pm On Jul 24, 2008
@Femi 1
Can u provide one Bible portioni that u feel, contradict each other?



anywhere, thanx 4 contributing. but i'm waiting for ur answers anytime.
TV/MoviesRe: Prison Break Or 24 by Udyro(f): 2:43pm On Jul 24, 2008
meeehn! 24 is someting else. i wonder whether season 8 is out. i dont want the thrill to stop. can someone help me out?

PB in itself is also bomb! but i really wnt to know what happen to Sarah, Scofield's girlfriend. whether she is dead as told or not. do anyone knows whether Season 5 is out? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe The Bible As God's Word?[b] by Udyro(op): 9:26am On Jul 24, 2008
Christians follows the Bible just as Moslem follows Koran, but nowadays, most Christians follows what their pastors undecided says and not what the Bible says.

who agree with me? undecided
RomanceRe: Romantic Way to say "I Love You" to a Lady? by Udyro(f): 8:56am On Jul 24, 2008
i think strolling along the road, and holding her hands in yours, squeezing it gently and signaling in the eyes is the best romantic way to say "i love you to a lady". cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Leaves Their First Love? by Udyro(op): 8:47am On Jul 24, 2008
Posted by: minc
Insert Quote

What manner of a supposed scientist would conclude based on an interview conducted on only 40 people when there are more than 6 billion people in the
world.

There has NEVER been any RESEARCH work carried out in the world that involve the whole population! Maybe u need to check back ur notebook of school days to know how statistics are being derived.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Leaves Their First Love? by Udyro(op): 8:49am On Jul 23, 2008
Well, thanks to all guys who contribute to this topic. actually i arrive at my statistics based on the interview conducted with 20 married women, 20 matured but single ladies etc. 18 out of 20 married women said their first love jilted them and left them. 19 single ladies said they are dating someone else now, but not their first love.

Going by the statistics, it is obvious that one can conclude that 98% of men jilted their first love.

not to forget is the fact that women jilted their first love too. but the rate is, and may be quite low.

thanks all
RomanceRe: Would You Marry Your Age Mate? by Udyro(f): 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2008
i will marry my age mate. gone are the days when one will be married off to someone 10 to 15 years older than you. Love is all that matters!

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