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FortuneTeller:
So you are just going to abandon your pregnant girlfriend? Wicked Wicked man.

I'm so sorry I cldnt make it! One:on the day I made the plans,I don't know how I got it all mixed up in my thinking it was in Sabo Yaba,I'd gotten to yaba after running some personal errands and discovered the address was Ogba,I almst cried,because I ddnt hav the energy to stat heading dwn der inside hot afternoon sun,lol! A friend later introduced me to someon arnd my area who's trying to teach me. I do plan to still get the dvds hopfuLy before mid feb so I can use the two together for faster learning.
Don't worrry ma'am youl hear frm me soon,God bless ur handwork

EFOSAVAL:
Thanks so much udysweet hope you came as promised. Please send us feedback on the DVD so we know your progress on it .send a WhatsApp to 08096577157 thanks.

RIP. So what happens to his harem of wives?

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I password almost all my apps

Friendzone:
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Some people will even overdo it

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What exactly are they hiding?

As in ehn......lol!

Mouthgag:
You have given up on mmm already, but you have 500k in your mavro and you PH 20k for testing, now you have been matched to pay but you're confused and contemplating...

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Chai you won't kill me o.
Oya chop plenty kisses (I'm not trying to derail o, lol)

UdyPrince:
Show of force... Even Ghana.

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Oh my days, I've laughed so much that I am even afraid for myself here o
Nice ones. Anyways for me I can't recall o, my mama no too beat me. I've said this one before sha but I'll say it again :I must have been 6or7 years then, I stole my mum's bottle of perfume and applied under my armpits as I see her do when going to church. After I did that I pressed my armpits tightly to my sides as if it would prevent it from escaping or only me would smell it. Then I passed by that wonderful woman, the way she use divert me enter corner to konk me, I ddnt need a soothsayer to tell me what I did Lmao. She did a factory reset of my brain

Oh very great. Nice one ma'am. I've been reading ur posts here and a bit of the FB group. I have interest in learning(maing a few search before I stumbled upon this)I would love to try this dvd out 1st and see how I can pick up. Will come tomoro and pick up as I am in lagos

EFOSAVAL:
Available at Valisimo Fashion School number 2 Akinwale Street Ogba lagos opposite Nation wild filling station on yaya abatan road ogba .the building is painted yellow and orange you can't miss it .

It's 2 DVDs in one. Volume 1 and Volume 2.....the DVD contains topics that I normally would teach you in our Fashion School for 3 months.(our basic training) this DVD is ment for beginners in fashion.the topics are explained with simple terms so that anyone can understand the process of making clothes in no time.

You will learn topics like
Taking accurate measurements
Understanding the 5basic blocks.
Making a simple skirt.
Straight skirt
Gathers skirt
Pleat skirt
Flare skirt
Introduction to bodice
Neck lines
Sleeves etc

You will also see our students end of program collection. Designs they have made from learning at our fashion institute .you too will be making designs soon as you get the DVD and start practicing at home.

The DVD is so cheap compared to the rate you pay for this training in the school. It's 5k for each volume. The 2 volumes must be purchased together as it's a continuation of each. So it's 10k only. Volume 3 and 4 are coming soon by God's grace but that would be for Advanced training.

We can send it to you by waybill in Nigeria just send us a WhatsApp on 08096577157 so we send you payment details.please note sending it to your destination will increase extra cost.

ChAi Abasi mmi mbok,lol! I haven't bought gas since august last year because of hotplAte. Father Lord come and rescue us! Letne go and top up because seems the gas will soon finish. This is terrible

Ha,that's my late mum's place o,I need to call nw and knw everyone is safe. Haba what sort of wahala is dis mbok

For real? Ok will contact u. @ogunbekun plenty e-hugs for you sis,muah!

Wellnessclinic:
You can get it here my sister. Contact me on whatsapp/call on 08064406846. Its one of the products of FLP

This is a beautiful response! @wowzer

guass:
That you have 3 million does not mean you should do business of 3 million.
I had 1 million early last year and I rented a store with 250,000. I started the business with 450,000 I even carried some products on credit so that I can be determined. Today I can count over 3 million in my account.
I believe u cannot get the solution here. However, think of what people need in your area. Secondly look for the best location to distribute these needs and improve, the rest is history.

Innodon:
according to bigfatthing yu can start . With 3 million naira

You wicked o bros

Aaaaaww isn't she cute for days? Happy birthday precious one,may you grow in grace,a source of pride and admiration to your parents. You shall excel!
Hmm baba God I want a triple dose of dis cuteness o(in the ratio best known to you)
PS: I hope he's reading this,can you handlee three at once? Hehehehe

Old news repackaged diffrently

@Perculiar
Actually she needs me to help her get it too hence my coming here to ask

Hello fruitful mamas in the house, I greet you all. My sister sent me the picture from outside the country and asked me to help her check for it here. Please anyone here used this or come across it before so I can know where to get it? And if anyone used it and it worked God bless us all, Amen

Lol! Saying Amen to this type of prayer is somehow o

May the heavens bless you! Especially for No 6. Tell them and you're quickly reminded age is nothing but a number. Fine no one is disputing,ju prove to her beyond reasonable doubt that you're in not for fun but for smtn serios. because the next thing they are quick to abuse u and insult u and all. No time hanging arnd time wasters mbok,lol

greatnaija01:
maybe i should first clear your MIND and EYES on the differences that exist apart from age

1- I.Q difference... even at the same age... Ladies have more I.Q than guys cos they have alot going on already from a tender age of their first menstral cycle flow...

2. CAREER difference young dude if u have no HIGH PAYING Job simply snap her pics n use it to fantasize cos she may like your face but will never be PROUD OF YOU.

3. VALUES.. Its so obvious you are only FALLING for looks and you barely know what it takes to HOLD a TRUE relationship thru thick n thin... MY YOUNG BOSS... LADY LOOKS DECEIVE o

4. FINANCES. CAN YOU HANDLE HER NEEDS? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE NEEDS? CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF A BABY? ALL IN THIS RECESSION... if you are not financially BUOYANT kindly walk away.... oops if you are WALKING meaning you gat no ride then don't consider it.

5. SPIRITUALLY SAFE: In these new year... no matter what you do.. secure your destiny.. no matter how good your game is.. she will always be ahead of you mentally...if not experientally... DO NOT START WHAT YOU CAN NOT FINISH... DO NOT JUMP UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN WHERE U WILL LAND ON BOTH FEET. THIS LIFE IS MYSTERIOUSLY SPIRITUAL.

6. ARE YOU READY TO MARRY? at her age she aint looking for a dude to get laid... she wants commitment and marriage... and if you HURT her she can place a CURSE you will never be able to break. do not underestimate the power of words release from BITTER HURTS.

GO FOR A LADY THAT WILL LOOK UP TO YOU IN EVERY WAY... NOT ONE THAT IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU. YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE TESTING WATERS IN THESE DAYS WHERE KNOWLEDGE IS EVERYWHERE. BE WISE O... ELSE WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO TYPE YOUR STORY ONLINE.

Hmmmmm, this should be my 1st post. First of all, happy new year to all of the fruitful and joyful mothers of nations here. I took time to pray for you all during the Shiloh program and I know we serve a God who hears and answers prayers, He doesn't store up prayers.
My heart has been heavy since morning even though I tried to shake it off.
I currently am away on holiday to a wonderful family in another state. She was my course mate in school and we have grown to become sisters and so I was happy she got married (I wouldn't have missed her wedding for anything)
Its been 7months now, nothing. She came into my room this morning and we were gisting and the tears began rolling down her face, had to turn away and pretend not to see her else I'll cry more than her. Just this morning, her period came again, this time even much earlier than normal. I have tried my best to cheer her up and even told her about this thread. According to her they have run tests and all even on her own before she involved her hubby yet they said nothing wrong. So bad she was contemplating calling up her ex to beg him in case he has a hand in her problem because he was bitter they broke up and she got married to someone else. I've told her he's not God and so don't have power to harm her.. She's currently not active on social media, I'm trying to get her to visit nairaland once she sorts out her phone issues so she can draw strength and encouragement from here as well as get tips on what and what to do and not do. I sincerely pray for you all and even myself too because I don't want to stay long once I settle down, to have my own triplets (I'm so eager now, age isn't on one's side again o). Just like Papa declared,9months from now, we will see the evidence. I believe the testimony of a sis who saw her period uptil the 9th month and yet put to bed. So the period is just showing itself, it will cease for everyone here for the next 9months and there shall be commotions of BFPs in the mighty mighty name of Jesus, Amen

Annruby:
plz what about wines where can i get dem?

For wines that's my area, my boss was into wines and I sold a few back then. I Can give you contacts. Check my signature for my number

b1s0la:
@ udysweet u r right, I stay in Apongbo where they sell wine. And even Balogun is of different type where dey sell clothes, wine, weavon, etc. we also av obanikoro where dey sell very cheap jewelries. Oke-Arin and Ebute-ero for provisions and sweets. Provisions sold outside Ebute-ero is cheaper Dan inside. We have Gorodom market where dey sell coolers, unbreakable plates, cooking utensils etc, Mandilas 4 shoes, shirt, high grade okrika shirt etc. Ebute-ero under bridge for Aba shoes not like Mandilas. We have over hundred(100) markets inside Lagos island depending on wat to buy, maybe sewing machine, motor parts, etc. So Idumota is just a very small part in Lagos island. So d person DAT post d topic should shine his or her FACE and everyone oooooooo

Wo gba sibe o Jare,
You are so right, I remember that under ebute ero bridge, I have bought nice shoes there a few times, more than a decade ago. I totally forgot that place still existed, lol. This your own sef is more explanatory. I go copy

ebby9z:
Wow. This is so informative. Have to save this somewhere. Maybe I should go with you someday

lol. You have more explanatory ones here Jare, me I just lumped all together

4reigningqueen:
nice post. how about school bags and stationeries which part can one see it

hmmmmm I don't know of school bags, maybe someone can help you out here. Stationery I am not sure too, seems around that tinubu square area coming through css book shop building (not so sure) then inside that eyin Eyo side leading to were you will buy jewelry, I've seen a few of stationery sellers. That's the street by GTbank

Larynx:
tailoring accessories can be get at woro button. the woro is just opposite Tom Jones building @ Nnamdi azikwe street. it is also known as woro ashewo back then

this one na real wizard, lol. In fact you will be my tour guide henceforth, you too Sabi the area, lol

ringi82:
Wow! Am impressed. Your spouse no fit suffer lai lai. He go enjoy you die. Its like you carried the map of those markets in your head with ease! That's a sterling quality a woman should posses.

Amen o. @spouse sebi you dey hear or read this? Someone I don't know is hyping me here, what are you waiting for? Mbok come and do the needful o, delay is dangerous, lol.
Thanks dear for the compliment, I appreciate

I was wondering what the many likes and mentions only to discover this thread finally made front page. Wow, nice! Una thanks for the compliments o. I think I'm seeing some of my ogas who knows the areas better than I do, breaking them down further, be like me sef Don learn small inside too, lol. The Lil I explained is from my little experience gathered from going there, those asking me for prices of stuff, i honestly don't know as I don't deal on such items especially now with dollars scarcity and increase, prices might not be stable

Mine is even a curve 7. I think smartest thing to have done was to hav updated hs whatsapp as that's what I did at the last minute else I would have had that same issue

Antina:
Curve 8 here is working very well with OS 7

I don't live here o,lol! I jus came to visit for the christmas. I don't know the area

nathz45:
Me...okpe road to be precise...I'd love to know you more

atleast I get to use dis my kpalasa bb a lil bit more,lol!I cnt evn let go of it evn tho I've been yabbed abt it severally,its my PA I cnt leav it mbok! But I had to do an upgrade if not I'm sure wld hav affected me as d warning message dat pops up anytim I open whatsapp ,stoPped afta I updated the app.
Happy New Year everyone,this is my year ,dunno about you. I need where I can eat unripe plantain, yam and goat meat peppersoup.Who's in sapele,pls invite me over mbok,lol

Oga,too early in the year o. You have the option to have jus read aand scroll past my post rather than this analysis you jus did for me. Better still you would have jus made a fresh post and comment. I'm not here to drag issues with an atheist(cos I'm thinking you're one) I consider the end of your comment ,rude. I'm not asking for an apology ,I'm only asking that yoou don't look for trouble wit what u type pls. Happy new year

NinjaX:
Why thanking ineffectual God? The same God who watched idly as the rest struggled to death? Why couldn't he save all of them? These are people who are probably just returning back from church, where they rendered prayers for protection to God but he couldn't avert the disaster. Nonsense.

NAwa o. All these fireworks thingy I hate them. Thank God for your life and rip to the deceased. So sad on new years day

Happy new year