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MrIyke222:
U can say dat again my dear... I jst pitty her cos its jst lik carryin 2 bags of cement on ur chest...
And d tin is not evn sexy 1 bit...
I lik boobs, but if na somtin lik de com my way, omoh i go do Husein Bolt... 4 d safty of my life...

This is way overboard! Na this one wey God suposs share give us He pack give one person? Lol!Where was I sef when God was sharing this? Maybe na wrong queue I been dey,lol! I'll rather thank Him for the tiny one I get than be plagued with eternal back pain and gross inconvenience and unending stares(trust me this lady can't sneak out to buy smtn)

Greatzeus:
Apart from shop rite bread whose price is different from others because of its size and maybe quality,.
The biggest bread now goes for N250, bought it few hours ago,I'm talking of the standard special bread not Agege bread which comes in different sizes and are even cheaper.
You said bread is now N300,what type of bread? Shop rite,Mr Biggs, Agege bread or standard special bread like val u,Queensbake etc.
I bought this bread N250 this morning.

bought this bread N250 this morning.[/quote]I've been buying bread 300 more than two months now in Lagos.
Below is a picture of the one I just finished, bought it on Saturday

Greatzeus:
Apart from shop rite bread whose price is different from others because of its size and maybe quality,.
The biggest bread now goes for N250, bought it few hours ago,I'm talking of the standard special bread not Agege bread which comes in different sizes and are even cheaper.
You said bread is now N300,what type of bread? Shop rite,Mr Biggs, Agege bread or standard special bread like val u,Queensbake etc.
I bought this bread N250 this morning.

I've been buying bread 300 more than two months now in Lagos.
Below is a picture of the one I just finished, bought it on Saturday

Lastking147:
Lool u fast dey do like EFCC then haha

Don't understand wat you said here o

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Lastking147:
Na errday dem dey scam ppl

Why scam? Na only dem poverty they hook? If na so everyone be, how person go take do business because you go dey suspect everybody, lol!

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Yes o,I felt so relieved! Live insect lodged in ur eardrum isn't fun trust me,its not! Pls don't attempt to experience it I beg you

tobiosunkoya:
have never experienced it before, it's not a nice experience... You would be so relieved after you got it out, sheey?

Hey dear,hope you're ok now? You'll be fine. Had dis experience during my nysc year in sokoto. Left ear. I was sitting outside receiving a call wen it flew in,infact my scream and subsequent dropping of fone almost gav my sis on the fone,heart attack. It ddnt die on time o,trust me. I poured olive oil,warm water as my fellow corpers suggested. In the process sef wen it flew in and I tried to hit it out,I injured myself. Afta a while it stopped buzzing but I ccldnt use my ear,It wa blocked. I always tried to use toothpick to see if I cld bring it out but no luck. I tink it was d next evening we were going for nccf evening fellowship wch I was part of the excos(I ddnt feel lik going sef,lol)I complaind to our prayer sec who jus put his hand on that ear and prayed. Nxt morning ,wch made it two days exactly,I was lying down and jus said let me try it again wit the toothpick,but cldnt force it jus touch it a bit and tried to move it up. It later fell out on its own while still lying dwn.
I was a kind of moth and big,I kept the pic in my fone for a longtime,lol! I ddnt beliv I harboured such stuff in my ear.
So be calm evn tho I know its not easy telling you to(trust me)you can be alternating warm water and olive oil(I beliv uav gotten now)it shd float out if its a small one otherwise it will later don't worry. I'm praying for you too that God will mak dis over soon(I'm hoping its over by now sef)

Franky826:
udysweet is this happening to you? please can you share your story I really want to learn

I don't want to discourage anyone Jare the best is to get someone who won't be giving you stories upon stories. Maybe I would have just used it to do MMM, that one maybe the risk would have been worth it, lol

I'm still smarting from it. Not funny jare

byvan03:
Seems they don do you .

Ahan,see the way you just spoke my mind,lol!
That's all,blessings all round

ShayGirl:
I'd simply ask for blessings in all ramifications most especially financially for me to bless others too & survive this buhari era

Story of my life

byvan03:
If you are driving it yourself,it is profitable. On hire purchase is also profitable if your driver is honest, most are filled with stories. A bad driver will make you wish you left your money in the bank.

@anniegrace if you can read this, send me a whatsapp instead on my number
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Happy weekend

I feel like taking off that your corper wee cap and giving you a "konk" on the centre of your head(its konk and not knock my mum used to giv us back in the days when we we're much much younger)and afta dat ehn,you will cease to refer to me as girl and adress me properly or better let me go and call Festus Keyamo and Femi Falana for you for defamation of character,lol
Ok e do,no more quoting mbok,I need this thread relegated to the backgroound again

sparko1:
You know in their mind, besides you are not that much of a big girl now! Haha!

sparko1:
Because its true, you know many of them men will just be looking at you with one eye as you pass and be like "God, na this small girl do me this kind thing?"

Who's the small girl now?

sparko1:
With the number of men you've made to cry, it is only fair that you cry for at least 24 hours to close the crying gap.

Corper shun! Why am I laughing at this your comment

Yes sir! Lol. Thanks dear

greatpablo:
speaking of cry,if you want to cry,cry out eyes,but make sure next time you cry,is not for same reason.

Aaaawww,I'm back from there. I usually make periodic trips there and thot it was an opportunity for me. Maybe anytime I go again. But you can chat me on the number provided in the info to know more if its something the person can learn online

HungerBAD:
Will send somebody to you.

How much is the training?how long does it take?would you rather we talk about on phone?

Oh and so this time last year I was feeling terrible,the many flahbacks,hurts,pains,uneasiness,unfulfilled dreams etc and then felt like I opend up a tap,lol!
Even tho the present economic situation isn't favorable and nothing to write home about,compared to this time last year ,I'm still grateful to God for the gift of life and when there's life there's hope
The many comments here also has helped me,I still come here to read posts every now and then when I feel down and I end up smiling.
And so,contrary to how I felt this same day last year ,I chose to smile today and be happy knowing God got my back(with the few genuine friends made here too)so no room for depressin,sadness or sorrow. My case if different and my future is bright.
Happy new month peeps*hugs*

saaedlee:
Yes,

Ok

Now this is getting out of hand!
Pls epp me o,who knows wch country to run to now and how to get there,shei by forest track,rail track,atlantic ocean,red sea or by air? Lol!Any movement so long its forward and out of nigeria,lol! I'll coome back for my family later,good thing no baggage that would hold me back

saaedlee:
Uduak how far

Do I know this Saheed?

The heart of man? Desperately wicked! Me wey can't kill chicken,yet some people murder without flinching! Why ia he pleading now? Let the deceasd ghost haunt him!
Nsa mmi o,Abasi mmi akan idiok mkpo lol.

You totally spoke my mind! A lot of times I feel I shd have some kind of super powers to enable me enter into the mind of some people and know how they operate. What sort of greed would prompt him to carry out such act? SMH
RIP to the man once again

HungerBAD:
What makes people kill?

Whenever I see the picture of a killer,I always take the time out to look at their faces.

What goes on in their minds?why do they decide to kill the person they are talking to?I mean how can you look a man in the face and still kill him?

Are they normal?do they sleep after the killing?questions questions questions.

Yippee,lol!
Thanks for this.
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Laredojohn:
Nice beads she gat, got one from her of recent...she is recommended for all who what lovely beads of different designs and styles...

Ddnt hear frm you again.

Amireel:
how much for that stand you are selling?