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Amen o. God help us,dis is rather pathetic. Reason I'm so aprehensive wen travelling. I don dey fidget nw sef,I dey tink as I go head bak to lag now frm my trip to Uyo. Anyway I know God is in control,He saw me down,He will surely see me back hom,Amen.

kingk:
I, My family and friends even the friends on nairaland are saved in Jesus Christ Name.........Amen

God knows I saw dis man with my two naked eyes last year at Canaanland,and the lazy journalist dat I am,went to slee wen I wld hav wiped out my phone camera and snap away,lol! He wore an up and down jean ensemble wit his hat in his hand(shei na hat dem dey call dat tin he wears or panama)So trust me ehn,he don go church. Except all d men of God com togeda and minister upon him

megamank:
The quickest and most reliable rehabilitation is in ChristJesus. Show him the way to chChrist and his life will never remain the same again

There's is this place in lagos called idumagbo avenue,off nnamdi azikwe rd jus afta d central mosque,walk down a bit. Now wen u veer off nnamdi straight into d idumagbo,its jus on ur rite at d beggining. I know I always see dem der coupling dos stuff. U can come in thru idumota or broad street depends wch is closer. But u can't miss ur way,idumagbo is a popular avenue on d island.
I hope this helps

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Yeah we watch Rio too,its rily nice. I do wacth once a while. As for d odas I'll hav my broda help get for me. Tnx!

Ahmed4002:
Animation make sense. Aww Frozen.

try

home
mr sheaman and peabody
How to train your dragon
Rio 2
smuff
Mars need mom
monster university

etc

Nice one @Op. By popular demand(my 6yr old niece has forced me to o,lol) is Frozen! As in ehn,anyday we don't watch dat cartoon I'm in troble with my wondeful niece,loool! Especialy d part were dey stat singing"do u wanna build a snowman" and the part the princess makes the tick tock sound with her mouth(u must sing wit her o). I jus had to love d movie o!
For naija,dat wld be"tortoise" evn tho its been ages I last saw d movie(pls anyone who can helpme get it I don't mind paying) starring ibu,charles inojie and okey bakassi. Dat for me over any movie anytime any day jo,cos I'm more of a comedy movies person

Yeah,I get the whole idea now,thanks a lot. Grateful

silvoice:
if is 10% u get 50k divided by 4=12500, since it's 90days. but urs is possibly 9. Somthing percent

Oh cool! Thanks a lot sir! Just got the whole idea now. Wish I knew about this TB thing before goin to sink in money into a phoney deal dat I'm still praying and fasting to get my money back!

NairaQuest:
Yes, that is what it is. Using my post above, if you multiply N500,000 by 97.567%, you will get N487,835 and if you subtract that from N500,000, you get your interest of N12,165
The 10% is actually an annualized number, so you have to prorate for 91 out of 365 days
If you want to know your interest before you invest, you can contact me and I will run the numbers through my model and give you the result

Good luck

Tnx a lot my broda. But pls dis is a 1st for me. My question is; is dis all I get on 500k for 91days,I mean the 12,201 naira? I tot dey say its usually 10 percent of the total amt invested? I'm lost o ,lol!and yes dey hav taken the 100 1st,d oda 104 naira hasn't been deducted yet

silvoice:
that's what u get. I hope they have taken or will take about N100 and N104 custodian and transaction fees respectively. U get ur 500k back after 90days. That's why some of us believe that we get d intrest upfront. Cheers!!

Infact I was gonna type smtn close to urs wen I saw ur post! I invested 500k dis week on TB(first bank) and I was debitted same amt next day. Just got an alert now creditting my acct wit N12,201.17. Pls can sm1 help and interprete dis for me:is it wat I'm to get for d 91days I invested? Pls o house help,God bless

princewealth:
After reading through this thread. I invested 270000 on treasury bill yesterday 91days period.

the money was deducted from my account Tuesday night.
I just got an alert now, crediting my account with 6588 naira.
I don't really understand. the interest is much lower than what I expected. can someone explain how this works.
First Bank

Abg d tin dey tire pesn sometimes jo,I'd witnessed one at gtb close to agunlejika. D machines rejects som money evn tho d atm jus dispensed it. If ur gonna deposit it must be crispy note or close if not u will spend a longtime der. Lik for example u want to deposit 10k jus hold extra 5k notes to be interchanging. I had to go bak upstairs to d tellers to hav dem change for me. Wat of dos days banks don't work lik sat and sun and u need to send mony?
Overall I tink its a gud idea except for those glitches dat needs to be adressed. And I tink its limited to some centres,weda dey call dem mobile branches or e branches,somtn lik dat sha

Loool! Dats wat we call special annointing! You don't need to wake and say ur mornin prayers as you're covered frm all angles! Lol
On serios note,dis noise can cause deafness o,its smtn else

Tolexander:
yours is still better.

My former house has a church beside and a mosque in front. Both using PAS.

Maxxxcarter:
I'M SORRY ABOUT MAMA

SHE DID THE RIGHT THING CAUSE IT JUST FEELS RIGHT TO IF NOT FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
BESIDES SHE HAD THE FEAR OF GOD AND THAT IN LIFE IS THE PRINCIPAL THING.

THE BANKER KEPT SAYING THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND I BE LIKE HE DON DO NA

Loool. I can imagine!

Wat u did was d rite thing to do jare,next time she will behav well to pple. I jus wonder why all dis pple who offer service hav to be unnecesarily rude for no reason,beats me!
Late mum had smtn similar to ur Case infact very funny,tho hers d cashier wasn't rude o. Many years bak say maybe 2004 or so,she went to reciv western union frm elder sister whose daughter was in secondary sch(she is done with nysc now tho,na work we need for her,lol) and it ws 3k dat was sent in naira o.
Dunno wat made d cashier ask my mum weda she wanted it in dollars or naira,but my mum said dollars wit d hope that maybe wen she changes it,she can see extra on top d 3k. Lo and behold d woman gav my mum 3000dollars! See were God is great,d poor woman took it to a mallam at tejuosho,d 1st one gav her a rate and she doubted(all along she ddnt realise she had over 400k!)2nd she doubted and she landed at d 3rd pesn dis time sm1 she had known for years. She jus handed d 30pcs of 100 dollars bills to him and said "my pikin send me 3000naira,dos oda aboki no giv me beta amt,wetin u go put on top d 3000naira for me"d mallam jus stared at her in awe. Say"mama who giv u dis dollars?she say na cashier,he jus say dis money na over 400k dey here at 135 per dollar"
Kia kia,the poor woman pack d mony strait to the bank bak(dis was lik an hour or so afta) funny enof d cashier hadn't realisd her mistake o. She was evn askin my mum,pls ma is ur mony not complet. Naim mumsy say na 3000naira my pikin send,na 3000dollars u pay me. D lady almost passed out,till my mum died dey were frnds,tho later lost contact wen she was transfered to abj(I tink her name was aunty Bimbo or so)infact it was wen she cam to visit us at home and I was bak frm school,I heard d whole gist! The bank mgr was grateful too(dem dash my mama 2000 and rice,lool)
It jus pays to be gud,if for notn atleast for ur conscience. Sadly enof this one ddnt reap her fruit jo,jus left mother earth so soon to be with Baba Gode(RiP eka)

Oh my bad,lol! Sorry abt dat

wendycindy:
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Will do,thanks alot

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Aaaawww,the things our mums had to give up tho! God bless their soul

VenusBetty:
exactly, mine didnt even bother to buy those wrappers because of our education. i remember she sold her only land for us to go to school.

Loool! Dis got me. Usok usok ayin eka,idogho ke iko mbok! Na love dey shack us jare

Aitee1:
Iffa hear...nso ke adodo, ndö ado ke ikö

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Aaawww dis is sad! I know him well,plays a toutish character in his movies always smoking. Infact his character in a movie titled"ijewuru" were he dealt wit Mercy aigbe and eniola badmus ,got me reeling wit lafta cos he was d owner of d amala joint dos ones went to eat,loool!
I'd seen him also mc a wedding bakc in april 2013 smwer arnd alakuko . Says he has 3wives,so wat hapns to dem now? Sad

I'll give it a trial sometime soon ,looks nice tho I hardly eat it. Will make small

Bet dis is somewere in akwa ibom or calabar rite? I ate somuch of dis wen I travelled hom to uyo in feb,very nice

wendycindy:
Best

Amen...but it dsnt mean all you wrote applies to every lady sha,sometimes I feel God allows certain things happen for Him to take all the glory . And then some guys make life dificult for ladies,I've had a few cases trust me. As for d conductors and all,it depends on the one who has a focus,dsnt mean one shd go and marry a conductor,wat if its d ones who squanders his money on baba ijebu,igbo and drinks ? If its d one who has a big picture ahead,its very gud. Trust me I've dated someone who I ought to hav felt ashamed dating because he ddnt hav any qualifaction while I had my ond and evn went on to hav my hnd,but I needed to prove pple wrong. But tnk God for all everytin all d same tho. Its jus to be hopeful and not let pple mak one feel bad by negative comments,one has to get it rite because marriage is for a lifetime,let's not allow pressure chase us into makin a wrong choice

Toks2008:
Desperate for a husband


For many years i never knew how ladies in their very late 20s,early 30s and late 30s feel when it comes to the issue of settling down with a man until recently when i had the cause to really get close to many of them.

Yes many of them will always insist that marriage is the least of their worries but deep inside,most of them are hoping desperately to have a man to settle down with and my acquaintanceship with some of them made me decide to write this short piece hoping that when they see and read it,they will come to understand that their desperation is self inflicted and until they learn to put themselves at a vantage point,they will only hope and wish for a long time that a man comes their way.

I have witnessed many deliverance session for ladies all in the name of looking for a husband but after a close look i come to realize that they are their own problems and this is as a result of the society that have brainwashed them and rather than dealing with the problems,they end up running from from one prophet to another and from one deliverance service to another and some have become a shadow of themselves as they turn to emergency sister dressing like masquerades,going without earrings,make up and even on low cut all in the name of looking for a man.

Please when next you see such ladies,help me inform them that deliverance won't solve their problems and even when we know that there are spiritual hindrance to getting a spouse,most times what we need is a re orientation of our minds,ways of life and culture.

1.Many ladies will not say yes to a man if you are not ready to do traditional wedding,legal wedding,white wedding,blue wedding... Please tell me how easy you expect to find a man in this harsh economy.

2.As an Igbo lady,you are naturally at risk unless you drive it into your man's ear that in your own family they don't ask a man for crazy bride price otherwise you will only see men come into your life without discussing marriage and you will think its a curse from the village but its only as a result of the funny belief that Igbo ladies are expensive to marry.

3.How many ladies can start a life with a struggling man? I guess part of the prayer point during deliverance is that GOD should bring a ready made man to propose to you.Mumu

4.Funny doctrinal belief is another hindrance and many ladies who run to conservative churches in the bid to have a man end up in more bondage.I had a lady friend in her 30s who i admire so much but she goes to one of this conservative churches and there was a time i was so sick and i was expecting her to visit but she never did and when i told her i was angry,she was so quick to say she can not visit me at home and i was like FOR REAL? Even a sick guy? i even told her that she would have at least come in company of a friend and i lost interest in the friendship instantly and i wonder how she will get a good man with that mindset.

5.Rough past is another hindrance and many ladies just believe that if a man loves them the past does not matter.

6.Lack of wife qualities is another issue and i wonder how a lady who does not have the required quality to be a mrs to a man will be desperate fore a man because even if any man comes,he will eventually leave you until you work on yourself.

The bottom line is that many ladies we see in churches today who tend to be looking for a husband are their own problems. So stop been desperate and work on your mindset and you will be surprised that in no time,a good man will walk into your life and marry you.

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All this their format sef nawa. I experienced one at ogba b4 the motor park. A lady wit a baby strapped to her back walked up to me teary eyed, begging for mony saying ATm trapped her card,dat she's goin to badagry. I doubted her 1st o but because of d baby. I evn moved away but came bak and gav her 200 sayin she beta go and board a bus now home cos of d baby she backed cos she evn dressed well lik office nursing mum. Evn asked her wch bus she will board she started stuttering. No sooner had I walked up a bit I saw one guy behind me,for my mind I say dis one too?! Lol. He was d one who now told me he was signalling me not to give her d mony,dat she's always der wit the same story. Omo I do uturn o,lol! Went bak to her,wen she swa me comin she fear,say wat,do u want to colet ur mony bak,wat did d man tell u? U can tak ur mony pls o. I jus tell am say madam if not for dis pikin,I for slap u,why deceive pple,wit dis innocent baby on ur back. Don't try dis nonsense next time,lol. Shame no gree me colet my 200 bak if not I was itching to ,lool

God bless you for this! Shoutout to all the mums who rocked and ddt wait to eat d fruit of their labor. Mine sold her gold chain to pay for my waec fees(I still remember the aboki sef evn after almost 17yrs,lol)
God bless all our mothers for us(una wey get o,abi mak I com share with pesn,lol)

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

R.I.P mum....

Gbam! No addition or subtraction!

snadguy007:
With what i've gone through in the hands of these gnld people, its only in the second world that they will scam me again. And i want to use this medium to tell MED-PRO RESOURCES to stop bombarding me with job briefing/interview text messages again, enough is enough.

O my Father in Heaven? How d heck did he have d mind to do dat? 50k? Or 50million? Omg! I'm sad! Now he's snuffed life out of dat poor boy,and yet he cldnt still get d 50k promised. Pls dey shdnt try him as a juvenille deliquent o,na full fledged adult jo!
God have mercy on his filthy soul!

I'm with you on this! I understand hw d @op feels.
Stay strong dear,God bless you

Slimzjoe:
I'll be Honest.

I WANT TO SLAP YOU!!

Some Peeps been Writing Jamb and Pume for Close to 6 years now and they're still Kicking!!
You had mere Spill overs and Contemplating Suicide

Hahaha! Dis is serios o,ladies don suffer sha. Btw,abadie ayin eka,song idem i

eyenibibio:
First, let me sound it that anything Tonto makes front page. It might be because Seun has a crush on her or she gave him money to start this forum. Anyway, I'm amazed that she had to 'google' up how to cook ewedu. Kai, abacha......most of our Nigerian girls are waste pipes, after they will be looking for husband material to marry.

This is bad. People should not do this. I checked her page it's private.

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