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Apology accepted! Lol. No problem at all jare

Ojemedad:
I'm sorry for that, never meant to judge you or something else, just a comment and I'm sorry the negative thought

Hahahahaha,no jo. Fire ke,mak my landlord use me do colateral eh kwa? Mbanu!

agarawu23:
you mean your blender catch fire

Hahhahaha! Abg God bless Seun for creating dis forum. In as much as som pple can be a pain in d ass by d comments dey make,some mak u roll over in fits of lafta. You jus did @op,lol!!!
U come frm real waffy town,una no dey carry last. Warri! Warri!! Warri!!! Der father(oops der daddy)
Omo make eno be lik say dem roast goat or shoot bird him mama fly,mak I run out of this thread mbok

Very true o,I tried one blender I got sometime in 2013 if u see d kind smell wey dey comot frm d blender lik say rubber dey melt. Omo d beans was far frm smooth o,lol! I cook am so but of cos d outlook cnt be lik d perfectly blended paste,lol! I tinnk getn a good blender esp dos glass type go mak sense odawise go meet dos ero ata pple to blend am jeje

okirewaju:
Make sure your blender is top quality or it will pack up.

Not every regular blender can grind beans

Can you just stop,I beg you? You don't know half the story,please I beg you! And leave God out of this matter,I never turned to Him when I have issues. He's always been wit me ok. Now you don't know half the story,don't come and judge me. What's with people attacking others ,is it just for the fun? Please if I made a mistake commenting here,forgive me. When you let stuff out ur chest,u feel better.
Have a great day sir

Ojemedad:
See them, now they are wising up and turning to God.

God bless you for this,gracias!
Wish I could take back all the wasted years*sighs* but God says I'll restore to you,all the wasted years. The years the caterpillare,cankerworm has eaten. They make you feel like you're so desperate to settle dwn. But for God sake a man shdnt jus see u as a sex pot to eat frm,be filled and walk away. And dats why I tend to see all of dem dat way. And yes pple will com and talk now and say someone is playing hard to get,by d time u agree to every tom dick and harry,one must hav slept wit half d worlds population! Lol
A man who needs a woman in his life for the keeps,won't waste time telling you,I don't want all dis trial and error again jo,lol

Hello everyone! Trust your day went well? And so after several procastination,I took my trip to NOUN Apapa study centre(letme add here dat d trekking wasnt funny o,infact I lost a few kg and turned a few shades darker,lol)
And after 2hours of standing in the queue I was able to talk the lady in the students counsellor's ofice . She told me that exam shd be starting dis month end and time might be too short to read up for the exam,and advsed me to wait till Dec or so to stat proessing admission since semester resumes Jan. And dat I shdnt pay fees now o,if not I'll need to pay again in jan or so.
I'm gonna go pay for the form and do little I can now till dec to pay d fees.
Jboixxx and bornsad,God bless you guys!

Dis got me! Walai if to say my neighbors pass now ehn dem go tink say I don kolo as I dey laff alone,lol!
I tink we had one Sagem lik dat so wey my sis been send. Its not d one with the antenna o,dis one is a normal small sized one. D tin dey hot lik mad man brain,lol. And then to my own personal,dat wld be curve 4,got dat stupid tin as a gift in 2012 dec(to tink dat I went to buy it myself not knowing d pesn buyin for me set me up as if it was for his sista,odawise if I knw say na me get d fone,I for chill find beta fone buy jejely)I got it at slot o saka tinubu. It was d 3rd day d fone behan warming up,till e begin hot. I took it bak to dos yeye ppls,dem jus dey turn me round. Na so I begin manage am jeje ,sometimes I wrap it in hanky and put insid freezer( I swear ! Cos d heat can fry egg)was a gift so I jus dey bear am jeje till I got anoda fone,if not d fear I hav for dat fone,I cnt use it in my dream. Had to dash it out later

Yomieluv:
One sagem like this,if plugged,it won't display charging,but once I remove it,it will show battery charging..

It become unnecessary hot,that most time I wrap it with handkerchief before putting it in my pocket.


The phone show me shege!

Tushe! Hahahahaha. Pikin don evn reach 1month plus sef

Gratia:
Your sources didn't tell you that she has given birth to a baby girl and you are here still congratulating them in advance.

blogging is not for everybody.

Hahaha!

Noo I don't agree wit this o,why will he go and arrest the hausas? Dey dnt do d biz togeda na,evry mallam wit his own kettle. I'm sure dos guys wld hav threatend d hausas at som points o dey jus allow dem mingle wit dem and do der biz jeje.
As for d @op mistake,dos guys jus needed him to slip up smwer,and dey acted fast! One tin I've learnt sha,once d money enter ur hand,don't release it!
And b d way,u will nev catch me wit dos roadside pple,on akerele,jus walk into their office o tan. Been der severaly,infact I trust dem somuch I dnt recount any mony. Its always complete. D most dey can cheat u wit is a few naira,lik if dollar is 235,if u no haggle well,na 232 u go get or evn 230,lol!
@op pele,God will replenish ur loss and tak it bak frm dos guys 100 fold!

Demmocrats:
Op I have some questions for you



How long have you stayed in lasgidi because you yan like a jjc





Lastly it seems this is the first time you ever changed a foreign currency in your life.


Only a jjc will respond the way you did


Even the Hausa men that denied the identity of those guys are lying involve the police and arrest then and see the truth come out asap

Nawa o,dis pple will ruin things for us legitimate pple trying to grow further here on NL! If uav issues afta recevin payment and cnt go on wit d order,pls explain to d clients! Dis isn't fair at all

Hmm ok o,by d way wch state dis radio station dey broadcast from?I fit com apply na as a mass com graduate,who knows weda d reality go set in then,lol

micronut:
Smile! Dream keh..........REALITY FM CHANNEL 0609. Come quick make we start the processing joor

micronut:
hahahaha......u no go kill me ooo, may be u are like their head of training .. Don't worry, come nd work under me as my wife, forget salary and bead making..... Go and price office space, am setting u up...... let them keep their job jare... awon werey!

Lobatan o,lool! Wait lemme sleep and wake up then hv hav someone pinch me weda na dream I dey dream,lol! Well I don't knw wat to say now o,I honestly don't

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Serios abi serios,lol! Why not give me opportunity to prove myself and see if I won't? Anyway its wat d employes want. Som 2yrs back too I'd gone to Uconnect for gtb transactions officers interview,dey say na smone in her 20s dey want,but I hav everytin expect I'm older. And its a full time job o in d banking hall. Dis same uconncet dat bounced me for havin hnd insted of bsc for dat call centre job and now I get an opportunity to use my hnd,una say I old pass d job(how old I be sef,lol)
I am undeterred o,dey can't make me feel rejected or dejected cos I knw der is smtn called favor and it'll speak for me and many odas in d same position,Amen!

kinibigdeal:
But that's really serious!

Lmao@op! This was so me last 3weeks. Went for an interview in Lekki for front end hostesses,and d woman jus told me pomp and plain abt my HND havin expired,dat dnt I knw results expire? Why hvnt I added smtn else,wat hav I been doin since I graduated? A lot of questions o. Dat naija is a paper qualification economy,d employer wants to see what u hav as per qualifications and all,chai I nearly cry. Dat d job requires sm1 younger and with smtn added(wen sm of us gain admisions 6yrs afta SSCE,lool). Yet she said she's seen my cv dat I hav experience o,but dat d odds are against me,since sm1 much younger has more qualification than I hav and exper. I quite aprecate all she said o cos she evn advised me esp since she knew I was into bead making(trust me I carry bead I wan go giv client arnd dat area) she was evn impressed and asked why am I still looking for job,after taking a look at some of my beaded pieces,lol. D woman no sabi say"ona kan o w'oja" pending wn I'll be reaping bountifully frm my beads I need to do smtn by d side. L'oro jan sha dey need sm1 in her early 20s with 2 yrs exp and a masters,none dat I fell into. But in as much as I was unhappy I cldnt land d job(heard its an oil company dey recuritin for and jus need 4 slots as against 500 applications) I left a beta pesn cos she opened my eyes to som tins I'd left unattended to and had takn for granted.
But all hope isn't lost sha,never say never! We shall get der o evn if we be 100yrs,our own job will come

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Amen!

therealdeal10:
Hahaha

God will provide 4 all parents in Jesus Name

Amen

Very true sir,bad road! I know dat road cos I used to board keke there for some time wen I used to work in lekki close to dome. Infact two weeks ago I went to an interview der and got drenched by d rain in less than 2mins jus because I cldnt get were to sheltfer my self,d way d dey seperated d rich frm d poor on dat area ehn,I can't quantify the margin. I doubt anytin will be done on dat road anytim soon,its been lik dat for yrs

Atlantian:
This is Itedo Road my friend. Lekki Phase 1 is the left hand side of the road, and Itedo community is at the right side of the road. That road is abandoned because poor people live on the right hand, and Lekki Phase 1 is left side of the road. I used that road 3 days ago by mistake. Thank God I was using the Range Rover, I had put the vehice on High Suspension height to navigate out of the terrible spot. I dont know why government hates to fix roads where poor people live.

Akwa ibom ayaya means akwa ibom is fine. Na old saying to hype d state. Its fine yes,am esp proud sef dat I'm frm one of d sides enjoyin d "beauty"(uyo) but of cos we expect lives also to be beautiful by creating jobs and not jus givin dem to ur own pple.
Bak to ur own,u won't sit for too long,smtn positive will hapn soon by His grace,Amen!

cmoney22222:
Udysweet, abeg which one be akwa ibom ayaya ayaya, I don laugh tire. Meself don applies sha, I just dey sit for home. I don refuse to chop food and go church

Hmmm,thanks a lot! This indeed helpful. There are times I'm so down,and feel a heavy burden esp wen I stat tinkin a lot and then its like d devil is tryin to mock me by remindin me of tins and past occurences and then yes the tears well up in my eyes. But som pple might see and say why is dis one crying and then I try to bottle it in wch might end up been worse!

elyna:
crying is therapeutic, i do it every Friday after getting back from work, and it's a sure way to relieve stress. on a more serious note you shouldn't let life beat you Down, learn from the past and keep marching forward. i get where you're coming from i battle with depression and not having friends worsens it.

Scarcity ke? Of wat is dat?

Lawsimon:
Ok...hope is not scarcity o?

This got me

jazinogold:
waoh! mk I go dy look for jeep Wey don break down for my area help d owner fix m!


....mk e no sha go b gnld people jeep o!




see this bus Wey break down, mk I try fix m@pix

Lmao! Got me laffing o. @gnld pple jeep

Amen o!!!!! And henceforth,not just tomoro alone. By the passover blood of the lamb,we're exempted from all evils!

ekojoe:
RIP to the dead!!

In the name of Jesus, I declare that there will be no Accident ANYWHERE in Nigeria Tomorrow, 4th of September, 2015.

Amen!!!

Hahahaha,mkpo ibagha se n fill.

Lawsimon:
Uyai iban kubiat ini, fill yak idongo mbok

In English langugae,nothing to fill!
If I say I don't have,pple go chop me raw,lol

I love my BF but..... But...... But.....(Wish I can fill in d blank spaces,lol)
Make una no cuss me out mbok

Thumbs up to dis cake maker,it is really "enchanting" lol! Showed my kid sis dis cake few days ago and she asked"will dey eat all dos pot stuff,spoon and all or jus d base"I jus laff. Methinks dis is pure sugarcraft hence can only eat d cake on wch d pot is placed on. Creativity at its peak here and then pesn sef the background be lik were d pesn dey cook,lol!

Contents of ur story and headline are a bit contradictory. 1st international flught and again london see u soon,dsnt indicate nigeria na. I follow her on IG,and saw dis post,if it were naija I'm sure news wld hav carried it. Oya corect yasef @op and I ddnt say vex about it,lol!

Wch includes job creation rite?

bro4u:
what i meant is that the present governor is slow in accomplishing his campaign promises

No mind dem! After people will say Akwa Ibom ayaya. Ayaya for mouth yet no job! Me wey dey plan relocate go find work for der before,not so sure anymore,lol!

bro4u:
Very good, Unlike that mumu Akwa ibom governor...