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Dunno sir weda its a counsellor I need o,lol! Just felt like I cld hav someone I cld share my worries with wen I'm down,sm1 who wld jus let me pour out my heart and evn allow me cry,then giv me tissue to blow my nose into,then speak som sense into me. Or beta still I need a pastor more like or a praying partner,someone we can go to God in prayer.
Note here I'm not talking about a relationship o,it can be both male and female or either of any sir

williams20:
If you need a counselor to talk to , you can reach me

Hahahahaha! Nice one! Dis sure cracked me up! Noted ma'am,infact I'll be doing so 2ce a month jare

Rukkydelta:
Yeah it's good to cry at least twice a month it helps to purify the eyes by removing dirt such as dust particles that's why little children eyes are more sightful and clear

Eleyi gidi gan o,na atm com offend am ni?

Thanks at all,and I do feel beta jare. That search for friends now is my problem. Let me go round NL forum,maybe by the time I'm done I'll hav a handfull of nice friends who I can boast of o,lol!

Abdullateef77:
well you just did and its ok to cry

Smiles,thanks!

ArchEnemy:
Yeah, it's okay to cry once in a while. It all depends on what you are crying for

Of cause you are already wiping your own tears by planning to secure the attention of those who ll reciprocate your friendship

Ok I'll try dear

ATMC:
There are no laid down rules to getting a male friend with no strings attached. Actually. But people that do are happier compared to those that don't. Again, practice it and you will perfect the art of making male friends. If one try fails, try once more. Do whatever it takes to be happy in this life. That's life's number one goal.

Thanks dear,I feel much beta already,guess my mind jus drifted into the past and howfar I've come. Problem wit the males is u find it hard to get one wit no strings attached,I don't mind havin a male friend who's jus gonna be lik one of my brodas. Thanks a lot,am grateful

ATMC:
Cry... babes you don't need permission for that. It's your eyes. Now, let go.
New friends? Add few males with no strings attached. They can be a balm sometimes. Don't worry too much OK? you will get over it in a matter of time.

As in just pour out your self and then feel better afterwards?
Cos rite now,that's wat I feel lik doing. Or beta still jus open to someone who won't scold me for been a "softie"
I jus feel dis rush of emotions,and I don't want to talk to anybody I know for now. Guess I need to shop for new friends,jus build up my friends base and hav one atleast I can share my worries with.
Gosh I can't belive I'm doin dis on d 1st of Sept!

Dog chased me o! I was in secondary school then in JSS class(cnt recal wch now) and we had jus crossed Akerele post office end going into onilegogoro and jus by d canal dat will tak u towards "iya bobs elewa"(dos who went to school arnd der shd knw)one scrawny and wicked looking dog came at us,and ran. Wen I looked bak ddnt see odas jus d dog alone afta me. Omo na straight insid canal I jump,ddnt tink twice o. And dat was a stupid tin to do,not considering d depth of d canal(thankfuly it was not deep)
If u see aas my friends dey laff me!d yeye dog sef no jump follow me o,loool! Was later I was told d dog was jus playing,me ke! Mak I wait to see weda e dey play? Ko jo men!
As in till 2mor,one of my silly friend stil uses it to mak fun at me afta more than 20yrs!
Wish der were fones then,I for lik capture dat scenario jus to see d look on my face and tiny me running into d canal,lmao!

Happy sunday people. And so yesterday I attended the wedding of this my dear friend ,sister ,brother wife (she's married to one of my "brothers")and student(yes I taught her beadmaking)
In one of the picture the gromms' sister is rocking a neckpiece by yours truly
So wat are u waiting for,register wit us today for training in basic and advanced beadmaking(our secret lies in neat and perfect finishing while creating dat design u hav in mind)
Also order for all ur beaded jewelry for any ocasion. Our rates are quite affordable,a trial will convince u
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God bless you

I looooove dat movie! Still hav it in my laptop. Every now and then I watch it.
One of the part I love is the part they went to Virus' house drunnk and caused problem,then ran back to hide in school and slept off only to wake and see der was a lecture goin on. Then virus came in and asked of Raju,Rancho quikly wiped him out and lied on his behalf abt a question asked,then he used his mouth to describe a motor sound,loool!
I cnt forget dat o

Na today?trust nipost at ur own peril,dey are rogues! My sister sent smtn frm abroda for us years bak,8.5kg became 5.8kg,and d diff in d wieght wch dey stole were gadgets:fones and camera. I tried to follow it up as much as I cld then,for were. D stupid woman der kept spewing trash! Infact for years we ddnt throw a way d pack as evidence. Nipost surulere was were we usualy go to pick up stuff then. Can't evn mention d one dat anoda of my sis sent a leta abroad to an evangelist,dis silly pple intercepted it and replied my sis wit a naija paper,envelope,evn stamp! I was mad at my sis for evn beliving d content of d leta wen she opend(d whole saga is an episode for anoda day mbok)
I pray God help u out of dis cos nipost are thieves!

Galads:
they are all involve in this scam. I don't want just a barrister to solve my issue but I want to stop the corruption in that NIPOST.

Abduletudaye:
[size=15pt]Lalastic, are you sure you havent posted this news before?? Looks so effing familiar...please check biko...[/size]

Infact dis is 3rd time I'm reading dis same news

I sabi dat yellow heavily bearded man! Always wit his men on oladimeji street. I guess he's a plain clothes detective. I belive dey are doin their work except dey are overdoing it,lol!
The police is ur friend!lol

Goodmrn,tnk for d interest. But I dnt knw wch of dem you're talking abt. Pls do letme know

tehe:
hello sir.tis design & colour combination is very lovely. Am new here. I really want to learn how to make tis design. I live in kaduna. Is there a way l can learn tis step here on line? Tanks

Please can I also send you a mail on this? I just need to ask questions to clarify some things. God bless

jboixxx:
jboixx@etisalatng.blackberry.com don't pm but send me a direct mail.

Gosh,dis jus cut thru my heart now*sobs*
Lord hav mercy!

Nawa o! Naija and expired stuff,selling even sef without remorse. I'd bought hype bleach one litre among other toiletries from one lady right inside balogun market. And because I was buyin 1litre for d 1st time as against dos small sizes,I was forced to ask her dat pls o I hope its original? Woman got angry and said was I expecting her to tell me she sells fake things? I took her annoyance as assurance. Lo n behold d yeye bleach was jus "glorified" water. I emptied d whole bottle jus to kill an earthworm,lmao! Infact water wld hav worked beta than that "liquid" I bought. I was tempted to tak it bak to her but I jus tot its not worth it. Mine is evn beta,al dos tins we consume internally are evn worse:wines,drugs,juice,provisions etc. God help naija.
Nb:pls checkout my signature,God bless

Hello people,happy sunday!
Just finished dis for two clients:one a NLer and anoda client I met on IG.
Order yours today,you'll will be glad u did and like I always say,a trial will convince u

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Hello people,happy sunday!
Just finished dis for two clients:one a NLer and anoda client I met on IG.
Order yours today,u will be glad u did and like I always say,a trial will convince u

Contact us on 08020335477,264ab958

Hello people,happy sunday!
Just finished dis for two clients:one a NLer and anoda client I met on IG.
Order yours today,u will be glad u did and like I always say,a trial will convince u

Oga o@op,sorry abt ur loss.God will replenish you manifold. Never experienced dos pple, don't pray ever to,frm all stories hav ben hearing its beta imagined than experienced.

Ps: pls check my signature*winks*

And 5: u no well at all,lool! All these points are unrealistic just like one of the posters said.
Nice try though,me just like to laugh at the funny side of this cos I take am as joke,lol.
Please guys check my signature*winks*

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Various designs to suit dresses for any occasion
Contact us today,you will be glad you did
Beads by Udy,08020335477,264ab958

Wetin,u wan apply for the post ni? No be now u apply finish,dey enjoy all d perks of d job,then wen time reach u go do change of name to "tan'feku"lmao!
Don't mind me o,jus kidding!

dunkem21:
Abobaku nko

True talk o,I go with you on this. And thank God I saw som teeth flashing der,Praise God,looool!

kilokeys:
It would have been funny to me when i was 17. I don dey old na so i respect any man that has the courage to marry.

Infact I'm over relating to this,lol! I do eat once a while for two reasons:getting those day old freshly harvested corn and then d stress off taking corn off the cob,big work if u ask me,lol!
Nice work at @op,now u hav awoken dat crave in me*goes off to find ewa oloyin and ibeni gbado* lol

All dis JAMB questions ur asking,diaris goduo,lol! Ur in d league of my 1daful niece,who can finish two refil packs of milk yet one pack or milo hasn't gone halfway yet. Dat babe overscoops d stuff men! Anyway am not a huge fan of too much milk,always makes me nauseous. I'd rather do more of milo and stuff than d milk so reverse is d case for me:I can finish two packs of milo and one milk isn't finished yet.
Anoda tin I tink using it for oda tins too like in cornflakes ogi and d rest dat dsnt require the milo

Okestra01:
As tafawa balewa will always say,'all nairaland protocols here present duely observed.Ive noticed this for a very long time,that anytime i buy provisions,its always the milk that finishes first while the milo still remains in excess.I thought i was the only one who notices this untill my neighbour spoke about it and it relieved on me that it was not happening to me alone.I also believe everyone out there comprising of nairalanders also experience this.To all nairalanders,out there,why does the powdered milk always finish ahead of milo or bournvita?

Haba,u dey vex o! I thot the whole idea is to evoke lafta at d pic cos its clearly a funny one,not to make mockery of. You're already indirectly laying curses on pple who hvnt evn made any negative comment so far based on wen u made dis ur comment.
Relax mbok ,life isn't dat hard for u to be so harsh! Oya smile jo,evn if u won't laff at d funny side of d pic.
As for me,I dnt need to do Party Sef,jus go sign d dotted lines wit a few faamily members and off we go,lol

kilokeys:
Not funny..

What they could possibly afford

While you many miserable jesters sit and wait for a castle-like cake.. These folks would be busy making babies.

When u get ur choice cake and man.. Menopause has already set in.

Keep laffing and waiting

I don't doubt this story jo