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My boss 1st o,maybe he wants to tell me to take the day off,lol! Next would be my parents. My ex will be last o that's if I wanna call and also depends on the number of missed calls from him that will let me knw the urgency

Wait o,if goin by accronyms of their names,wch most of dem do e.g GEJ, BRF,GOS,etc will Desmond's own translate to ODE? Chai no be small thing o. And I think I would want 9ice to make it to the house,not because I loved some of his songs or felt pity for him but I read a long while ago in an interview where he said something about going into business,getting an education and vying for an electoral post. So going by how long ago he said dis,I trust him more than the others who just recently showed interest.
My two cents though,make una no cuss me out mbok o,ubok Abasi! Lol

I won't tell!

Vivly:
What happened?

Mine was in SS2, it was in the month of September,I tink 17th or so. I was at home infact at d backyard of our face me I face u,and I was doin smtn for my mum suddenly I felt a wetness in my"down below" and lo and behold wen I squatted to look under I was staring at a "red patch" I ddnt need a soothsayer to tell me wat it was,tnks to d "Always" pple who came to orientate us in school long b4 then. I eventually made use of the free sample pads they gav us back then wch I'd kept for so long,lol!
You guys sure don't wanna know what happened to me in December of that same year? *lips sealed tightly*
Lol

Did you get a job there? That's cool. I'd like to get a job there too, mind telling me how you applied? Have been there a couple of times and always thought I'd like to work at that desk,seems like fun job to me even though I have a background experience as a Front Desk Person in a hotel .
I'm sure they pay well and moreso there could be some fringe benefits*winks*

Infact God bless you! I was chatting with a childhood friend now in the UK and who gets info on naija faster than I who is even here,lol! She was worried Shekau is still alive o,dat how come he looks like the one killed not too long ago? And the next thing that came to my mind was the move "Dictator" and I had to explain the movie to her and how I feel its somewhat related to dis whole shekau tin. She's even gonna go find the movie to watch
Abg d guy shd just die once and for all jo

Aysuperstories: Here is the new video of Shekau he looks really alive
Do you think this is like that movie dictator?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV1r4VOSUDo

rea his message for everyone here http://aysuperstories..it/2014/10/full-video-breaking-im-not-dead-shekau.html

Common I rebuke u jo! Anyway dats som 6years ago,I doubt sef weda I go sabi d man again if I see am,looool!

happykidArotiba: Lol. hmmmm, ntin is impossible tho.

happykidArotiba: stop dodging him joh...He myt be your man o. Lol

I dodge it! Him wedding band sef no be hia,d tin wide enof to mak 3 sef,lol! So mak I go use pesn husband do my own

Amen o!!!
And I suffer o for dis browsing inside church sha,imagine dem share smtn e no reach me naim I say lailai I must not loose o,pass me not o entle savior,do not pass me by! So I had to wait for anoda service to get it
But I prayed for all of u guys sha(both male and female I mean o)

DaBullIT: ha ha ha , You dey fear Angel Geebu?? lol But no be your church them dey pray say make thunder of blessing fire person ?? if that kin thunder catch you you go dey chop awooooooooof starting from 400k Oya shout Amen

hahahah , just kidding, have a pleasant day and turn off internet in church , except if you are downloading sermon

See ur mouth,u no free things too abi?lool! Forget say awoof dey run belle,I go take flagyl abi na thalazole tablet shocking the belle wen e begin run! Walahi I tink say d man go leav d money na,after he dey "eye" me,lool!
Abeg I dey inside church dey browse,mak I drop phone before angeli"Gebu" konk me for the centre of my skull,looooool!

DaBullIT: Dash kooor Gift in. You too like free things he he he

happykidArotiba: Lol. had same experience! BTW u must av being fascinating to d manager...coz I'm sure if it were a guy....he could even say d bank is broke..coz he won't help.

Abi o,lool! I even bumped into him again at some other branch inside dat same island were he was transferred to,I jus use style dodge am before he beginn toasting tins,lmao!

Mine has happened severally but der was always a reversal.However one happened in 2008 I can't forget.I came to Lagos from school to buy stuff to go back to sell.It was a Saturday,I had gotten to idumota to buy jewelry,I had just 200naira on me.I now bought this spray gun for insecticide for the 200naira with the mind that I'll have money when I witdraw to buy stuff.But something happened,I just saw myself calling back the person who sold the spray gun and collected my money that I don't want to buy again. The guy abused me sef but I just quiet. As I got to the ATM and punched in 20k,the thing counted and then ddnt come out,dey debitted me! I could not see who to complain to cos it was a saturday. Minde you I used an Intercontinental bank then but I used Spring bank ATM along dat idumagbo road. I now casted bak my mind to when I returned that spray gun cos infact that was the money I used to transport myself back home,lmao!!! Else I would have been stranded! If una see the kain vex I take go meet the branch manager that day o for inside dat same lagos island,cos I was supposed to travel on sunday. They still could not reverse it,na the bank mgr borrow me the 20k(I swear!) come say make I sign form say mak dem debit me when d money is reversed. Yeye man,na eye e dey eye me naim mak am giv me d money o,yeye fat goat! Me I just took the money and left jo. Was after 2days it reversed,shaparly anoda debit alert don enter,the man no even waste time colet him money back sha,I tink say e go dash me,looool!

I hvnt watched the Alakada yet but been getting positve responses from those who have watched it. Jenifa tried apart from the fact that she got a huge backing from corporate bodies. Anyway its not easy packaging movie o from story line to casting,screen play directing ,producing and final marketing. So let's forgive whatever flaws they had,we can only get better*dashes of to youtube to download alakada 12&3* loool!

jacabi: Don't worry, it'll soon be your turn but don't forget to invite me.

Amen o. Thanks dearie. Sure I will *smiles*

hmmmm dis is lovely! Happy married life. God bless your union. I pray to someday very soon, come and post same*smiles*

Oh thank God! If you see the way my heart was beating fast when I wanted to open this mention,like maybe I would be abused so much even unto my late mother so much*phews* But I actually smiled o when I read through. Ok many thanks for been a gentleman sir *grins*

bloodykiller: why will I ? there is no offence in what you said and moreover I don't engage ladies no matter the vexation both online and offline its called cowardice in the killers dictionary

This is so really uncalled for! Haba! I was gonna say the same thing,even tho I so hate those BH pple dat our army shldnt make mistakes and kill innocent ones too,maybe dos ones who found dem selves at the wrong place and time. Let them even capture the Shekau for once,dats my own! Please we should all be civil with our comments mbok. And if ur a gentleman I don't expect you to attck me for this write up except you want to prove me otherwise!

bloodykiller: thunder fire your mama and papa.

otu nne i

ProphetUdeme: join me lets create an akwa ibom forum for all akwa ibomites in nairaland. We will really deal with updates in our dear state and human capacity development and the way forward for akwa ibom youths.. Interested?

I doubt I will have the strength for that

shikshark: OK..if you have a personal number on it then definitely its the old one. visit any NIN (National Identification Number) enrollment centre close to you and register a new one or go to www.ninenrol.gov.ng to pre enroll and print the 2D barcode generated after you register and take it to enrolment centre.
be careful not to fold between the 2D bar code.
thank you

God bless you!

ProphetUdeme: ure my name sake right? Or are you uduak by name?

Mine is Uduak

shikshark: if you register the old one between 2003-2011 then you will need to register a new one, but if you register like 2012 and above then you have registered the new one then all you need to do is to wait for modification phase to kick off.
By the way, the current one you have.....does it have NIN or personal number?

Many thanks for this info. I obtained mine in 2005. Meanwhile I have a personal number even though I don't get wat the NIN stands for

What of those of us who had it back then? Can we change it to this new one? Cos I remember mine states occupation as student meanwhile am no longer one.

Haven't seen these ladies in movies for a pretty long time. Just a few in the past though. Maybe they are into some other forms of business

Mine is indeed a cocktail of different types, lol! I use shea butter. Then I mixed damatol with virgin hair fertilizer with one other anti dandruff cream. I have got a full hair albeit dry and brittle and a wonderful case of dandruff,lol. Tried all means yet still persists. Maybe I might get solutions here. *winks *