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You better be grateful to God. I gained admission at age 24! After several fustrating efforts,but I thank God tho. Infact I almost didn't make it to NYSC,after OND,one year mandatory IT,lost one year again b4 gaining admission back to HND. Ur lucky you'll still make it in time for NYSC and even get a job without declaring an "official" age,loool!
So worry not because even while bemosning my fate I met a 31yrs old and when I thot I'd seen it all,I met a coursemate in ND1 whose 1st child was 18years,now can u beat that!

Take heart sir for it is well. She surely is resting in the bossom of our Father in heaven. May God grant you all the fortitude to bear dis irreparable loss.

sauceny:
So what am i looking @,the dark side¿

As a carpenter,i have to hit the nail on the head.

ok

Jason2014:
Since you asked for it, RECEIVE IT IN JESUS NAME.

Me too, i receive a double portion of the grace of God upon their lives in Jesus Name.

Mako ja mi, Olugbala.

Amin Jesu!

sauceny:
They look perfect on the outside,but u literally can't tell wat happens on d inside,even b pope goes for confession.

it wont hurt if you look on the brighter side of life you know?

deebrain:
u are not alone O. lol.

Remember the babalawo, Ishawuru; the "Arometa"; that "Paulina" woman, the "Hayamatanga" chant.... etc. gosh! Real movie jare!

#Agbara Nla

you can say that again, lol!

Wow,I feel so thrilled now! 58 likes just for a reply,on a monday morning? I feel like a celebrity now! Last time I achieved such a feat was d meat looking like "blorkos" saga.
Big hugs and kisses to all of you,muah!

udysweet:
What a lovely family! God please give me such a lovely family too,Amen!
Back to their movie,Agbara Nla,dat movie gave me d creeps for a while,lol! But I wish I can get to watch it again now dat I'm all grown up and let's see if I'll still be scared,lool!

What a lovely family! God please give me such a lovely family too,Amen!
Back to their movie,Agbara Nla,dat movie gave me d creeps for a while,lol! But I wish I can get to watch it again now dat I'm all grown up and let's see if I'll still be scared,lool!

DailyNews:
amen! God bless you and pls keep praying for this because most times it seems women don't change ordinarily; heard some sleeping supernatural powers wake up against some women as soon as they get legally married. So my dear as u desire a joyful marriage, pls keep praying for it committedly cos with things I see, read and hear, marriage is now scary.

@op, I suspect cheating from your wife, pls be watchful n vigillante.

Loool! Ok thanks,I will not relent on the prayers jare

yet I'll be complaining about the hairs on my legs and the scanty ones under my chin wch I tweeze every now and then
Father forgive me o. in fact let the hairs be there like that jo. lol

mk3jax:
Well I have a similar issue with my wife. She was miss perfect agreeing to everything I want when she was looking for marriage and after marriage, her real self started to manifest. First it was constant complain about my family for no reason, then she graduated to wanting to control my life and determine who I am to give money or not and where I can and cannot go. She complains about everything and never appreciating anything I do. I provide all the financial need of the house 100% yet she want me to take care of her parent and siblings(both married and single ones) like i am their father and every time I refuse to send them money it is quarrel. She also expect me to praise her for almost everything she does like I demand same praise for putting her under a roof, paying all the bills, feeding her and our child and making her as comfortable as possible.
She bitches about everything I do making me feel like i am a child that doesn't have a sense of making my own decision despite being very successful in my career and handling lots of real life responsibilities that she can never imagine doing.
After the birth of our child, she turned to something else which in turn made me to make up my mind that I will never have a second child. She has time to watch all her tv programs to make herself happy but as soon as I pick my remote to play a game despite working from morning to night while she sits at home, she complains and I have over time disregarded her complains and do what I want to do to make myself happy. I have just one life to live and being married to someone doesn't gives them a control over my life and if you don't want to stay married to me again, then get the fu.c.k out of my life and go take care of yourself. I almost divorce
d her sometime ago but just decided to calm down. I hope we do not separate because of my love for our child but if we have to, then so be it because I will not live a life of a prisoner because of a child.

this is so touching! are we women this terrible when it comes to life after marriage? Dear Lord please I do NOT want to endure my marriage I want to enjoy it. Its well sir

;DLmao!!!!! Chai u wicked o,haba dis is so hilarious. See as I burst out laughing. Thanks anyways for making laugh today

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

Same here too. It hurts when you initially was reluctant to give in but because you feel pity based on whre dis person is coming from and all the stories he's told you about what's he's been through. Only to find out he's got some other chicks. What then do you need another lady for when there are enough in your life?
I actually plan on getting a Love Machine to quell sexual urge,try and work harder to take care of myself and draw closer to God to kill dos feeling of loneliness when you're alone and dat settles it. Until that person who genuinely needs a lady in his life and wants to settle down,God will let our paths cross

Aaaawww dat feeling of nostalgia!
We had one of dos television,I tink it was a"President" brand. Then we had dis KDK fan. We ddnt have dat turntable o but my urhobo neighor called baba jite,had it,loll! Infact wit dat big speakers. As for the typewriter,I had one I bought from dos boys at lawanson and went on to score 90 out of 100 in my ND1 type wrting course taken by one Mrs Dibua(God rest her soul) infact I was renting out d typewriter o,lool! I later gave it to my niece to tak to her school and dat was d end of dat beautiful typewriter,because all her classmates spoilt! I told her to bring back lik dat jo,after holidays. One day all dos abokis dat came to pack dirt mistakend it for rubbish and zapped wit it! I almost cried! Lool! Like I needed it as a visa to heaven! God bless you @Op for posting dis

I learnt a craft o(bead making) even opened a thread on it and it was deleted. Don't know which of the rules I flouted.
I don't know how to upload pictures from my android here. Would have to do dat later from another phone.

omg!such a handsome and cool looking guy. may your soul find eternal rest in the bossom of our Lord. sleep on ayin eka

PS: I posted this morning for the 1st time on fashion section. before I knew it the post had been taken down faster than rapture would happen. I was shocked cos it has never happened to me before even though I hardly post. Please oga Seun did I flout any rule? I'd like to know in order to avoid future occurrences

Idikho o,mmo mba! Afo nko abadie?

mainheart:
abadie uyai

Ok,mfana ibagha

searay:
Good advice. 'Yenika Mbôk mmukene fiak nkene mien

Was gonna say d same o,dat site been arnd 4a long time na

faheez:
Lindaikeji.mobi wey Don dey since wen? Teytey

Wow! I'm too shocked for words,to say the least! Please sir take it easy mbok! Don't kill him again,he's already dead! I just hope my comment doesn't invoke your wrath. I know you're pissed but once again,just take a cold glass of juice you'll be fine*winks*

PapiWata:
Good riddance to a very nasty boi-terrorist. This selfish and reckless man, Thomas Eric Dickhead, was in PERFECT health living in his adopted home-land of America. Next thing you know this fool decides to VISIT Liberia, his country of origin, DESPITE the rampaging Ebola epidemic killing one thousand souls a month there. Trouble dey sleep hin own je-je, before yanga come go wake am.

In Liberia on his voluntary vacation at Ebola ground-zero, the naturalized American citizen cum-bio-terrorist KNOWINGLY assisted a very sick woman, making physical contact with her in the process, and thus contracting Ebola himself. Now hiding his self-imposed death sentence by Ebola infection, this horrid person LIED at the airport at the time of his return to the US, when asked if he had made contact with ANY sick person while in Liberia.

Obviously, the now now-dead Liberian bio-terrorist was an under-achiever as an immigrant to America, because he had no medical coverage, and likely expected FREE treatment for his Ebola illness, followed possibly by 15 minutes of world fame as he charged big money for press interviews. Well, all those dastardly plans came to nothing, and the bio-terrorist was simply allowed to die, with treatment deliberately and rightfully DENIED him, until he croaked like the worthless scum-bag that he is.

Mr. Thomas Eric Dumbfuck, I hope you are enjoying your eternity as a charcoal shovel-wielding slave amid the fiery pits of deepest hell. May your wicked soul rot forever there, and may your memory be erased from the minds of all decent people like a bad dream at the break of dawn. To all other Liberians hoping to run to America for FREE Ebola treatment, let the fate of your role model be a lesson, to show the world there is NO free lunch. Stay the hell IN Liberia, and stop trying to spread that nasty disease. Head to America with that chit, and you WILL be left to die like the free-loading sack of excrement that you are.

Wow! I'm too shocked for words,to say the least! Please sir take it easy mbok! Don't kill him again,he's already dead! I just hope my comment doesn't invoke your wrath. I know you're pissed but once again,just take a cold glass of juice you'll be fine*winks*

PapiWata:
Good riddance to a very nasty boi-terrorist. This selfish and reckless man, Thomas Eric Dickhead, was in PERFECT health living in his adopted home-land of America. Next thing you know this fool decides to VISIT Liberia, his country of origin, DESPITE the rampaging Ebola epidemic killing one thousand souls a month there. Trouble dey sleep hin own je-je, before yanga come go wake am.

In Liberia on his voluntary vacation at Ebola ground-zero, the naturalized American citizen cum-bio-terrorist KNOWINGLY assisted a very sick woman, making physical contact with her in the process, and thus contracting Ebola himself. Now hiding his self-imposed death sentence by Ebola infection, this horrid person LIED at the airport at the time of his return to the US, when asked if he had made contact with ANY sick person while in Liberia.

Obviously, the now now-dead Liberian bio-terrorist was an under-achiever as an immigrant to America, because he had no medical coverage, and likely expected FREE treatment for his Ebola illness, followed possibly by 15 minutes of world fame as he charged big money for press interviews. Well, all those dastardly plans came to nothing, and the bio-terrorist was simply allowed to die, with treatment deliberately and rightfully DENIED him, until he croaked like the worthless scum-bag that he is.

Mr. Thomas Eric Dumbfuck, I hope you are enjoying your eternity as a charcoal shovel-wielding slave amid the fiery pits of deepest hell. May your wicked soul rot forever there, and may your memory be erased from the minds of all decent people like a bad dream at the break of dawn. To all other Liberians hoping to run to America for FREE Ebola treatment, let the fate of your role model be a lesson, to show the world there is NO free lunch. Stay the hell IN Liberia, and stop trying to spread that nasty disease. Head to America with that chit, and you WILL be left to die like the free-loading sack of excrement that you are.

Oh gosh, am laughing so hysterically here! I say God bless every one of you for your post. Really got me cracking. I know driving for me is gonna be one hair raising adventure because I fear that car pass anything. One army officer tried teaching me back in the north during NYSC.
When God eventually blesses me with a ride wch ever way either via hubby or my money will come back to narrate my story.
Lmao! .

Chai see me replying on monday morning because network ddnt allow me,and to think I'm not even gonna comment on wat happened during service but on my way home. *runs behind the chair*
Anyway mine was after church jo,bus was heading back home from Canaand land,Ota(proudly a Winner,winks) and they cramped us together as our sister bus broke down and pple were brought to join us. On the way the guy beside me almost toppled over cos he kept sleeping and throwing his head forward,it was really a funny sight,lmao! At a point he leaned his full weight on me and because we were tightly packed(inside L T yellow bus) I had to cry out. Me wey dey form ,after listening to music endlessly on my fone via ear piece(traffic as usual was crazy so I had to kill time) I come tire jare,naim I say make I shut my eyes small o say lai lai I no fit do like my"guy" . Before I know I don dey drop head forward ,omo I just package myself wella,beg d persin in front of me to allow me place my head on d back rest of d chair b4 I go "nod" person for back of head,lmao!
Bottom line: u can't cheat nature o,if sleep catch u ehen,u no go fit hold dat nodding except u see where to place ur head. Praise the Lord somebody!!