₦airaland Forum

oweniwe:
Honestly, the Buhari in the pix doesn't look like Buhari

Because he looks hale and hearty despite all your evil and negative intention towards him? Lol. E go pepper you die.

amaniro:
I hate fruits, honey, milk. Am a junk expert
But I'll try. I'll also keep you posted whenever the surgery is done, BTW you speak like you're not in Nigeria.

Yeah. I'm not in Nigeria. And yeah keep me postee.

IamD18:
Those nudes he drew and posted are more sexier and good looking than the disgusting and irritating nude of an average Nigerian lady.

They should be grateful he made them look better.

Who hurt you?

UyaiIncomparabl:
. Monkey.

Pls gibs me breast milks.

Afonja007:
if you don't go to native doctor will he ask you for human head?

Hahahahahahahahahaha, Imagine the thought pattern of an African hajahahahahahah

SaucyBenks:
Well, people only look at me with an intent to Bleep me... Nothing more

You thought red lips would suddenly make you look good. Lol

NessaBoo:
Look at him jumping on my mentions to make a semantic and quibbling distinction, I'm pretty sure you're one too...

Be guided!

But i can't see you.

Literally nothing happened in the video.

gaby:
Is that a loaf of bread or life jacket.

Such a sorry way to die.

May their souls rest well.

The loaf of bread probably weighed them down instaed of acting like a life jacket.

why don't they ever, ever go after the native doctors? Are those people untouchable? These guys are nothing but pawns, the real devils are the native doctors that keep asking for human parts from dundee's like those students. They never kill the Kings, Queens, or Knights, they only focus on the never ending pawns, truly our intelligence is subpar compared to the whites.

Torg77:
Everything is Yahoo boys. If your father don't Bleep your mother right,its yahoo boys..this phrase is now being over used ..

Shut up you _fucking loser and get a real job. Stop showing your stupidity online. In your mind, you think you are defending your trade, but you just look so fvcking stupid.

UyaiIncomparabl:
No one cares about your orientation.

F U C K Q U I E T P E O P L E. A L W A Y S T H I N K I N G A B O U T S O M E D I A B O L I C A L S H I T. A N D F U C K Y O U F O R B E I N G A Q U I E T P E R S O N.

I H A T E Q U I E T P E O P L E. S I N I S T E R A S F U C K

Very stale campaign statement. He's just following their usual script. Zero creativity

flexerking:
put fingerprint in the back is that difficult to do

used a phone like that. It's the best poition to be

swiz123:
Your hypocritical war against Nigerian ladies is now as vile as it is stale.

Don't let the likes deceive you; you know deep down, you are not a misogynist like you portray yourself to be

Of course he's not a misogynist. He just lacks _pu55y. If he got laid eevryday he won't be so bitter.

You forgot to add Toyota Corolla. /s

amaniro:
They said they will remove mine surgically, I had to run an x ray. I'd really love to know if there is any other alternative apart from surgery, research told me it should have been done earlier ; when I was younger, you know African parent and superstition, now due to their nonchalance am running here and there.

Yeah. I know how it feels. Although I don't know if we both have the same problem, but for me, the one thing that chAnged my situation was taking 1 tea spoon of honey.

I hate honey soo much, right from my childhood. But now, I love it more than money; it has helped so much. I only take it after eating either breakfast, lunch, or dinner, otherwise I would have running stomach and stomach pain.

I don't know if it's easy to get original honey in Nigeria, but over here, it's very easy. Try it and see if it works.

amaniro:
God, I am having the same problem as you, mine was partially my fault, I did something to my nose when I was younger and since then, could not be able to breath with my nose perfectly. It's just like the same thing happening to both of us, I visited the ENT Doctor, he required me for a surgery ; its very expensive. I think the problem is from the thoraxic... bla bla stuff like that. I would love to hear your opinion.

I've been looking for a permanent solution to mine. I got diagnosed with Nasal Polyps, and they have been blocking my nasal passage for a very, very long time. It's either they shrink it with steroids, or surgically remove it. After tons of research, I can now breath partially well, at least better than before. I sleep 8 hours every night (it used to be 3 hours before) and can close my mouth for the whole day, it feels good. I used vitamin C with bioflavonoid to treat it for a while. It didn't work too well until i started taking 1 table spoon of honey after every meal, coupled with the vitamin C. I now feel alive. I've also changed most of my diet, I consume more animal proteins, fruits (banana, watermelon, pineapple) etc., instead of carbs.

This guy has my vote.

dasparrow:
Nigeria: A country crawling with pedophiles and rapists. When these little girls grow up tomorrow and cannot stand the touch of a man and become lesbians, you people will come on Nairaland to quote scripture.

I bless God everyday that I don't live in Nigeria. What a nasty country. Tomorrow you people will create threads on Nairaland asking why your wives don't like sex. How can they enjoy sex when their vaginas have been severly damaged during child sexual abuse by sick Nigerian men? Nigerians are just wicked. Your country will remiain forever cursed. Mark my words!

Be careful oor you might just get deported

ikaboy:
i think something is wrong somewhere.

yep yep yep.

omohz:
surely, it's does treat spleen sickness, so stop worrying and don't allow it affect your self esteem

Sure, but i'm not OP. Do they rob some stuff inside the cut? Or is it spiritual.

SM 4 looks cult related.

omohz:
bro, if you weren't given the *ude*, you would have been dead by now, in my house alone, we're three who have the markings and I'm not ashamed to pull my clothes in the pool, you'll be surprise how most people know what the mark is meant for.

Can you explain more about this markings? Does it have some sort of power to repair a spleen damage?

Houseofglam7:
Coming from someone who could afford only a second hand microwave.
Get a life maggot.
I can feed your generation without blinking

Fvck. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.

Girl friend is pregnant. Doesn't post picture. Despite having posted nudes of his GF's before, despite always posting pictures of every other irrelevant things we didn't ask for.

Disappears for three month

Comes back saying his GF has put to bed in under three months, and not the usual nine months for normal folks. Not suprising, since we're not dealing with a normal person here.

Doesn't post picture of said baby.

Everyone eats his lies up.

maasoap:
Please, don't encourage this, it is not always about money or materials possession

How is 4000+ push ups material possession? Doesn't that resemble hardwork to you? Oh because it's fitness, so it doesn't count, except it's in books, lol. Fvcking sub saharan mentality

Houseofglam7:
There's no way imma let my kid do that.

Actually, when I was 5, I ate sand

Don't take his childhood away!

Your childhood of eating sand is nothing compared to this kids childhood. He won a car at age 5 which I'm sure at 30 years old you couldn't afford.

Booring Facebook shiit.

fashrola:
Are you a resident of Uyo? If not you shouldn't be sitting at home typing rubbish here . .

If you want to know the real story, come over to Udo Udoma Avenue

"hahaha Guys!! I'm shoooting at you hahaha!!! ...Here's my name and phone number. Also take write down my party affiliation too "

Just see it as a tattoo.