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CareerRe: Meet Bruno Chigozie Opara, The Hottest & Most Handsome Nigerian Police Officer? by Uglymugg: 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2018
KanwuliaExtra:
If e hot nko?
Im shyte no dey smell? undecided
Anything wey hot must cold earlier in the morning like over night AMALA!

Shikena! kiss
Implying you wouldn't beg him to shyte on your chest if you had him alone to yourself. undecided
PhonesRe: Chinese Market Where You Can Build A Smartphone From Scratch In A Couple Of Hour by Uglymugg: 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2018
wellmax:
This na the original computer village
I dey tellz you.
PropertiesRe: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by Uglymugg: 7:32am On Nov 27, 2018
fowlyansh181:
i don’t understand, is it Juju or termites are generally scared of a dead buried dog?
The question you should be asking sef is how do the termites know that a dead dog has been buried in the compound? Or why not an alive dog? Why does it has to be a dead dog?

Now that i typed it out, I'm guessing the smell of the dead dog could drive the queen away and that will in turn drive her workers away, as they must follow their queen
PropertiesRe: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by Uglymugg: 7:28am On Nov 27, 2018
nymphomaniac:
I have learnt something today again...so fur of dogs drive termites away. Na wa oh.


I believe sha cos thats how I doubted that washing my eye with my morning pee would cure my conjunctivitis till it actually did.
Lol' stop trolling and be serious for once. cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Photos: How Many Ladies Make Their Money These Days... #SoftWork by Uglymugg: 10:46pm On Nov 26, 2018
friendlyadvice:
Ah ah even though you be okada man, you wan form say you fit talk no to this kind babe?
I can't speak for okada men, but I can talk to a girl like that. They literally give me joy. Especially if they are proving hard to get. But fine girls are usually friendly. So idk.
PropertiesRe: Help Me Before Termites Collapse My Building by Uglymugg: 9:54pm On Nov 26, 2018
fk001:
There is implications in killing or destroying a whole termites colony.


I am a first hand witness
List the damn implications! !
FoodRe: This Pot Cools More Than Some Fridges by Uglymugg: 9:48pm On Nov 26, 2018
I'm very much interested in the nature of the material used to build this pot. I wish we had white people's IQ. We would have looked for ways to keep improving on this tech until we can finally build a freezer that doesn't use electricity.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Survivors Raped & Starved By Soldiers - Amnesty Shares Graphic Video by Uglymugg: 5:57pm On Nov 26, 2018
They look really fresh for stabbed victims.
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 5:54pm On Nov 26, 2018
chalantmike:
Nt really has to do with conscious state, full conscious and alert, yhur subconscious /para-conscious takes a back it, under stress or drowsiness yhur conscious mind goes to the background, yhur para consciousness step forward. Yhur alert buh fully alert, yhur just managing.

Same thing appeals with yhur eye focus, yhu focus at any angle, the parts seems like they're moving, causing every shaping in that picture is calling yhur attention, by focusing on any angle, yhu lose focus of the others, yhur para consciousness moves in to fill in the gap, vias the impression of moving.

Its like trying to focus on a million things at onces ,and getting every minute detail.
what is "yhur" and "Nt" ?
RomanceRe: Photos: How Many Ladies Make Their Money These Days... #SoftWork by Uglymugg: 3:44pm On Nov 26, 2018
friendlyadvice:
Imagine burning 2k fuel on motor
Chopping buffet 5k at radisson blu
And watching 3k movie wey u no even like
Imagine doing that more than 3 times
angry
Well most of you guys are milllioniares, that's the only way to explain it.
RomanceRe: Virtual Assistants Needed Asap by Uglymugg: 2:58pm On Nov 26, 2018
Daisydamsel:
that's the job description from the company
Well that's very sexist of you.
RomanceRe: Virtual Assistants Needed Asap by Uglymugg: 10:54am On Nov 26, 2018
that much a week? what the fvck. I'm a VA but why do you want only girls?
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 10:51am On Nov 26, 2018
farano:
Smh..Everybody shouting it's too early for her to ask for money.. There's no right time to ask for money or sex in a relationship. I once dated a guy, I started dating him in the afternoon and that same evening, I asked for some money and he gave me. He was even happy I asked him for something..
Is that lipstick on your lips? or is it natural?
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 10:49am On Nov 26, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
What if you hadn't known him, how would you have solved that problem? Just imagine he never existed, and get over yourself!

It's highly disgraceful. And yea, he was right. It's too early to start begging for stuffs, to think the relationship is even a week old.

He dodged a missile. It's called the 'Butterfly effect'.
I can't stop pointing my cursor at the nipples. Remove this picture immediately!
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 9:13am On Nov 26, 2018
sosa993:
Wait, if you didn't meet him won't you find the money someway somehow? Even if he's met you before, why ask for money from a man you just dating? huh?
I'm telling you, na literature section get the highest amount of finest babes for this site.
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 7:51am On Nov 26, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Are you well today, my dear? smiley
All is well, thanks darl. angry
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 7:50am On Nov 26, 2018
AwesomeDuru:
Oga will you please just shut up? You're disgracing yourself. It doesn't move here and it's perfectly normal. Each one of us is different
You have the IQ of an ant, that's why your brain can't process the image as it should. Sorry.
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2018
MiaB:
number one clearly states--If the picture does not rotate, you are healthy and vigorous!
#Enough said
Have you ever ventured outside Nairaland before, or your knowledge about how things work come from here? OP's post is clearly a troll post.
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 12:41pm On Nov 25, 2018
MiaB:
No. You are.
It's supposed to feel like it's moving. Except you're lying

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/10/believe-it-or-not-this-image-is-not-moving/
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 12:36pm On Nov 25, 2018
MiaB:
I'm using a tab° undecided
You are fvcked lol.
RomanceRe: Photos: How Many Ladies Make Their Money These Days... #SoftWork by Uglymugg: 12:34pm On Nov 25, 2018
friendlyadvice:
30k is cheap o
Na from where you dey see these gals abeg?
How much do you pay women to have sex with you?
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 12:31pm On Nov 25, 2018
MiaB:
Mine didn't spin either.
Use a larger phone.
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2018
farano:
Smh..Everybody shouting it's too early for her to ask for money.. There's no right time to ask for money or sex in a relationship. I once dated a guy, I started dating him in the afternoon and that same evening, I asked for some money and he gave me. He was even happy I asked him for something..
You forgot to tell us that he bleeped you before the relationship even started.
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by Uglymugg: 12:17pm On Nov 25, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
What if you hadn't known him, how would you have solved that problem? Just imagine he never existed, and get over yourself!

It's highly disgraceful. And yea, he was right. It's too early to start begging for stuffs, to think the relationship is even a week old.

He dodged a missile. It's called the 'Butterfly effect'.
Please na

Christianity EtcRe: If You.Are To Spend One Day With One Bible Character, Who Would It Be? by Uglymugg: 10:44am On Nov 25, 2018
King David. I liked his bromance with Johnathan. He doesn't leave anyone behind.
RomanceRe: "I Have 20k Followers, They Follow Me Because Of My Big Boobs" - Pretty Nigerian by Uglymugg: 9:58am On Nov 25, 2018
I think she has a good skin. Melanine rich.
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 9:42am On Nov 25, 2018
pcguru1:
Am worried o when I dont focus fully it spins continuously but when I look its 2.
It's supposed to spin. Op's post is a test. Most people will say one because they just cannot tell themselves the truth.

Also try squinting your eyes. It stops completely.
RomanceRe: This Picture Was Organized By The Japanese Neurologist by Uglymugg: 9:41am On Nov 25, 2018
Lavidalocaa:
I'm number one cool
It's a psychological test. It's definately spinning for you as long as you have human 3d eyes. There is no way it doesn't spin for a human eyes except you have some insectiod 2d eyes.
Technology MarketRe: Buy From OFFERUP, Ebay, Amazon, In New York City!! & Ship To Nigeria by Uglymugg: 9:27am On Nov 25, 2018
Clone2020, think about hiring a Virtual Assistant.
RomanceRe: Do Men Really Love How It Smells? by Uglymugg: 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2018
I usually take sweat from my balls and rub on my neck. My pheromone attracts women. I'm primitive likr that.
CelebritiesRe: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe Looks Cute In New Adorable Photos by Uglymugg: 11:59am On Nov 24, 2018
Radicalface:
angry

And an extrovert is a slay king always shinning his teeth on every pictures .. with nothing in his brain.. just food ,nothing and iPhone
you forgot party

CelebritiesRe: Femi Posh And David Afari Stabbed Wizkid’s Bodyguard, Emmanuel Obinna by Uglymugg: 11:48am On Nov 24, 2018
victorian:
It's faster to bring down an opponent with a weapon than with fists.
Duhhh. Doesn't change the fact that he's too skinny to match wizzys guard in a hand to hand combat.

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