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Are you just starting the day?

So now, na me go come read your life story?

Only you flight ticket to and fro, 200k, hotel of your choice, pay before service. Chai!!! Is this the power of pussy?

austyn0:
This is coming from base 419,, Sergeant do you copy? The mission is dangerous, Abandon knack,, I repeat Abandon knack

Base commander this is Konji 15 requesting immediate support, I'm not able to withdraw, i repeat, I am not able to withdraw!!!!

omoelerin1:
That is to say all these ipob that call themselves developers of Lagos would not have made it if they stayed in their region. South west provide such environment for them to thrive.

Yes. That's the power of Migration. If you are familiar with Digital Marketing, you'll know how important traffic is for a business. Lagos has millions of unique visitors per month and thousands on a daily basis.

Just when I was planning to knack this questionable light skin chick i met recently, you've gone and put too many thoughts inside my head.

excanny:
Animals don't have sex copulate for pleasure like humans. They only mate for procreation. So I doubt they would understand the concept of pornography.


PS. exception Bonobos

So watching other people copulate for pleasure only is wrong. And if they stated in the video that they were trying to have a child, then it's okay to watch them. Got it.

Omololu2121:
What a useless country.

I wander why a state of emergency can't be declared in the power sector,I was in ago-iwoye for 4 days last month,I didn't enjoy power supply for 1 minute throughout my stay there.


Nigeria is a failed state

Nigeria is a country.

ITbomb:
Do take her out and make her dress cute

Do this OP. Words are not enough. You have to rekindle the flame in her again, make her feel young, make her feel like she's 18 again. She's probably taken this motherly role too serious and there is nothing wrong with that.

dominique:
The mom actually sounded condescending and entitled. A simple apology for her continued absence from work could have melted the boss's heart. Businesses are not run on emotions, sorry to say. Her son is on life support, there's nothing she can do for him other than sitting there and watching him sleep. Why not while away time by getting some work done, it will even help clear her head a bit. This might sound cold but I'm with the boss on this one.

I don't know why but I can already picture the woman as an African American.

ANSMEDIA:
It is not so true. Because all those people made it because they were in America where government provided all the enabling environment and infrastructures. With the persistent power outage in Nigeria tell me how such exploits could have been possible. #America is more or less responsible for their success. GOD BLESS America

True. They would not have made it if they stayed in their own country and that's one great thing about America is that, they provide such enviroment that cause big brains to migrate to their country. which of this people will look at Nigeria and want to settle there? America was able to entice great minds to come and settle in their country, if that isn't genius planning then I don't know what is.

mimimile93:
never you marry based on love. Marry based on compatbility.

Love is just a feeling that fades away few months into the marriage.

Explain compatibility. Do you mean in the medical sense or something else.

ShobayoEmma:
And what crime will you be committing if you first fall in love before 'growing' in love? Well i think marriage is not a necessity but a preventive measure against fornication.

A tree can't grow after it falls.




Sense no go kill me.

Op, No matter wetin you do, you go still chop that slap wey your mama see for her dream. True talk.

why do they all use "U" instead of "You" It's like you guys are related.

I love that melanin she's got going. Yankee people get nice skin oh, wetin!!!

vicben27:
am currently experiencing the same shit! am just soo fuccking tired

Bro, you just have to come to terms with the fact that you are dating an eye candy and kids will always be tempted, ALWAYS!!! Just accept it bro. Even girls wey no fine, guys dey rush them for social media like ant, how much more girl wey come fine?

Henitan24:
You're right, me and my man are thousands of kilometres apart on social media including WhatsApp. We both don't wanna die young abeg

lol

I told you twitter is filled with liars. Bunch of lonely washed up individuals

PrinceCharmings:
I rather be an ass licker than to insult our women

Bro, it's okay to say things the way they are. What about when you have kids? are you going to be afraid to correct them because you'll risk insulting them? Not the best parenting.

100% correct. In fact, don't even near their social media page because your heart will break even though they are not doing anything bad, they'll get all kinds of attention from extremely beautiful to ugly people and it will just make you insecure and then you start overthinking everything. lol

Speed Demon.

PrinceCharmings:
oh yes I'm a Nigerian I like that ur last quote American is a prosperous nation, u can't compare it with Nigeria so stop comparing there women wit ours, if u don't like Nigerian women go date American women

Lol at this white knight. It's okay to say the truth. Asslicking never ever ends well.

Dudeweedlmao:
One would think that you'd learn something from all the heart break you experienced from Primary school to your university days, but you didnt learn a single thing. That's not how life works, buddy. You should always do a little introspection after every heart break and allow yourself to heal, and not just jumping into a new relationship on a whim.

As for your GF, she had no right to abscond with your property and kill your Father - even though he was sick, I mean where's the love? I would have done the same in your shoes.

I can't tell you what to feel about Nigerian women/men but just know that; it's never their fault. Their parents failed them, this is why I have an eternal grudge with Boomer parents, they experienced a booming economy and where part of the industrial revolution but what did they leave us with? Nothing. But they are always the first to call us lazy and blame us for everything. Up bringing really matters alot. I can assure you 100% your GF's upbringing wasnt right.

Lastly bro, never love with all your heart or trust with all your might.

Legit. Fvck Boomers.

Tolax17:
The first mistake you made was professing ur love to a girl. Girls are like money, when you chase them they run. You can still have her provided you do this.
Forget the fact you're in the same department or is she the only female in your department?j

[/b]The way upwards is the way downwards. The way backwards is the way forwards[b]

1. The first is sendless attitude: don't give her attention like you used to do. Form you're busy, you don't have her time again. Let her miss you bro, if you see her, greet her but try not to have conversation or lengthen discussion with her. Please, stop calling her and no text messages. I know it's not easy but it must be done. Stop running errans, your not an errand boy. If she ask you to do this, tell her you dont have time, you have something else to do. Let her miss you.

2. The second step is jealousy techniques: Having stopped 95% interaction with her, start talking and befriending other girls in your department. Joke with them, laugh with them, do as if you don't notice her. Most times let her see you interacting with them. She begins to feel lonely, miss you and realized she was wrong not to accept you.
Ladies enemies her other ladies, this will make her jealous, she will begin to get closer.

I have stopped chasing girls. I am the prize, they re the one doing the chasing, trying to please me. Girls like someone that can control them.
Stop spending on a girl, stop it


Besides there's an articles on nairaland. The best articles I have ever read on nairaland. If you have access to this I bet you, though shall not have problem with ladies. You may begin to change ladies like tissue paper provided you read, understand and apply.

If you need it, send me a p.m. its free
I got it free and shall be delivered free

iLegend, how far?

Colourich:
Welcome to friend zone.

This OP. Also, enjoy your stay.

How old is she? Serious question

IamPlato:
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Teenagers Don Plenty For This Site

Implying your threads are any different.

uuzba:
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Nigerian Govt, under the British Colonial masters set up UNITY SCHOOLS, AKA Federal Government Colleges, so that a principal of one state, a bursar of another state, students and teachers of different States, will live together in one compound, compete as teams in inter house sports and graduate as WELL ROUNDED NIGERIANS who accept each others culture. A strict regime was setup to ensure that it was impossible to have only ONE major tribe in any unity school. The staff were called CIVIL SERVANTS.
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Successive governments have mismanaged and underfunded unity schools and civil servants till they are all death traps now. Civil servants were owed salaries and pensions. Plus bribing to get job. The civil Service has been destroyed.

Parents now send their children to PRIVATE SCHOOLS. These private schools do not follow any such unifying principles. Since they are ONLY AFTER MONEY, AND NOT UNITY, they can end up having students and staff of majority ONE TRIBE.

People have made money but at the expense of unity. Hence the politicians feed off the tribalism and hatred we have for each other.

Then it's the British fault. How could they hand over such sophisticated system to a simple minded black man and expect him to be able to manage it?

It looks very detailed.

QueenSuccubus:


What kind of nonsense be this sha? Every country has its own superstitious belief sha whether ppol are intelligent or dumb..

I know, I know. That post was a parody. I was just making fun of people who thought Asians where more advanced than Africans because they didn't have superstitious beliefs like we do.

Bluezy13:
Lots must have happened between 12:48 and 1:11.

you do realize that is a screenshot and not when the actual photo was taken?