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Just sell the phone.

8. You stay in a country where there is recession and the price of locally made garri has been affected by dollar.

9. You have more than one girlfriend or you are married and still keep side chick.

10. You go to one of those churches that sells God's blessings. Sorry is your name.

11. You have some ppl always calling you 'chairman '

12. Stay tuned

ShaqFu:
And the legend has spoken. Funny enough, there really comes a time when you'll realise there's more to life, but as long as it has to do with boobs, ass, hips and all that relates to sex, surely, there's more to life Onyeka cos nothing, almost nothing beat the feeling of watching a cute girl twerk. Especially when she's twerking on your dick.

The feeling an unanticipated bank alert gives beats twerking for me o. Who twerk epp?

introvertme:
Try
Last kingdom
peaky blinders
Boardwalk empire
Roots (the new one ooo)
Stranger things
Black mirror
The borgias

thanks. but cancel roots,stranger things, black mirror. I can only confirm borgias. can't download last kingdom. I m left with peaky blinders and boardwalk

is it just me or is it that there are no longer any suspense filled and thrilling series anymore? GOT should come out fast abeg. these modern series bore me to death

Dongreat:
My parents are highly civilized. They will queue to wait their turn on an event. What's the rush?

That is begging the question. pls answer it. During your convocation, did your parents queue up like this into the foreign school ?

Dongreat:
You are speaking to a graduate of the university of Greenwich, England (BSc), Msc at Glasgow Caledonian university, Scotland. So I know what I am saying. To receive your award despite your millions on tuitions, you still have to QUEUE.

Your parents queued to enter the school too?

Dongreat:
So because they pay 5M they go barge into the venue like some uncultured Apes? Have you wondered if this was done to make the process orderly, cultured and civilized. An average Nigerian is very rash and inpatient, so for you to see this means the people involved are understanding and get the idea of what's going on.

Typical Nigerians who think because he pay a bus fee deserve to sit in one seat and place his bags on the other.

OK. if you haven't attended any convocation outside Nigeria, at least you can google for pictures on it. But no, you must first of all insult yourself and your country men.

nrexzy:
Really u think it's about not passing Jamb Ur still in the dark luv....
If u had d money u would hv attended BU shaaaa... so No vex

It's about not passing jamb. It's ppl like you that suffer from inferiority complex. To you, BU is school for billionaires. impoverished thinking

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but her husband is already brandishing another woman. What do you want her to do biko? To continuously upload pictures of her crying or in pains while her husband has already moved on to his next punching bag. People should chill abeg.

BininEmpire:
Phyno na mumu, if it was him that stole American girl's song, she for don disgrace Phyno sharp sharp

see how foolish you are ba? Phyno released that song last year and the pia mia just released hers. The same girl has also copied someone's song too do phyno is not the first. But inferiority complex and tribalism would not allow you to use your brain, if you actually have one.

This people get mind o

Queenmarvee:
Ok Sir.

Have you seen "The OA and "Westworld"?

No ma'am. But do I also need to be visiting YouTube after every episode for better understanding.

Queenmarvee:
Emphasis on the Bolded @ Ugofly



You dont fancy it.... thats cool. What then do people go to imdb, youtube and rotten tomatoes for?

Try seeing "The OA and "Westworld" lets see if you would understand it "instanta"?

I go to imdb, YouTube or Rotten Tomatoes to see the ratings and reviews about a movie before I see it my dear, not for better understanding of a movie that I m seeing. That movie is a total waste. I have enjoyed several series like Breaking Bad, GOT etc without going searching for better understanding. I still insist that American gods doesn't have a good plot.

dubylhover:
bro d concept is just different...it shows what people of nowadays now do regularly and in turn becomes like a god to them..esp d New gods,most peeps are to engrossed with technology nd media..its literally ruling d world..

its just a story about how d old gods have gone into oblivion,and Odin is trying to stay relevant..

its just a great concept..let me let you in on a little secret,after each episode,I read different reviews online and watch some YouTube videos for better understanding

A good movie doesn't need you to run to YouTube videos or online reviews for understanding. The movie doesn't have good plot abeg

dubylhover:
just watched the trailer of episode 5 of American gods,nice to see that Mr world aka globalization,the leader of the new gods would make an appearance...
sweet

I still don't know what's interesting in this American gods

who has seen Fargo

It's better to be a slay woman than a slay Girl

Any finance or computer graduate serving in Niger should send a dm for ppa.

nwaanambra1:
why are u all insulting her??


she is just trying to pass a message to all our infection ridden girls!


she is simply saying you hav no excuse to be carrying useless infections like yeast, staph, and so many other infections that our girls carry around!

Fact is - its only a very few girls that can confidently make such statement! some of them cant even wear panties for 3 hours without it being stained like toilet talk less of wearing it for a whole day without stain then talk more of 6 days!


go get yourself treated girls! simple!



will pay anything to suk and fuk her! clean pussy is like paradise!

do you know the meaning of perspiration? No, you won't cos the dirt in your body won't let you think straight

When your bank alert is not gbagam !

Those to be inducted into the Senior Advocates of Nigeria AKA chopping money lawyers AKA I m counting my money so I can't hear you AKA it's not who is innocent but who can afford AKA we talking money and you talking nonsense justice AKA we must challenge the next election results.



But that Nnnamdi Kanu's lawyer deserves to be nominated o

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mili3kid:
pls be adviced this info is false...
no one should call those numbers. they are scams.
admin pls take it off the front page...
i av confirmed from my brother @NAF HQ ABUJA... he confirmed it is false. pls do not fall for the scam... naf will neva provide any number for U to call on a poster...
to confirm​ U can​ check the NAF WEBSITE.. NO INFO OF SUCH

shut up

want to start new series. I need help on a series with suspense and action. Heard of APB, designated survivor, billions etc I need your views on this guys

Don't be surprised if this lady starts a church tomorrow and still pulls thousands of followers and believers. I still don't know what controls people.

Why is the place so dark?

Ekwe shouldn't be scared na...

is it not the same prison Nnamdi kanu stayed for months? Haba Jamal